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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rub my back the parts I cant get too .

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

add an extra 20 minutes on to any time you say you'll be there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"add an extra 20 minutes on to any time you say you'll be there"
well yes at times .

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

not look at your boobs when they are totally not on show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop snoring . lol oo and the dog .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"not look at your boobs when they are totally not on show. "

I can live with that when I'm out

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

open that new jar of jam for you, you delicate little flower..

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"open that new jar of jam for you, you delicate little flower.. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub my back the parts I cant get too .

I'll rub your back...

and your crack

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

look at an engine and pretend they know how to fix it by 'checking plugs' and phoning the mechanic as 'it's fucked'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill the big nasty spiders!!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

To be the person that is WRONG IN EVERY ARGUEMENT we ever have .

J x

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By *rightLife247Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Rub my back the parts I cant get too .

And us guys are meant to believe women can multitask lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"To be the person that is WRONG IN EVERY ARGUEMENT we ever have .

J x"

ouch..

harsh but true..

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Kill the big nasty spiders!!

have women casually pick up and throw nasty big spiders out of the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change my lightbulbs

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

pretend your cooking is good when you are really thinking "take away"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"add an extra 20 minutes on to any time you say you'll be there"

I'd say that's a minimum for me, as I need to faff about, so consider adding 50% more as standard and often more fore good measure.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

In my case,reach things off the high shelves in shops.

And move creepy crawlies.yuck

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Provide warm body parts in bed for us to use to warm ourselves up from on cold nights.

And stop stealing and pulling the duvet to your side.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"To be the person that is WRONG IN EVERY ARGUEMENT we ever have .

J x"

and proof-read any public posts.....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

hide anything with chocolate (otherwise we never get to eat it ourselves)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs are there for you to put your cold feet on lol no other reason just for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry heavy bags

Reach top shelves

Change lightbulbs

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"To be the person that is WRONG IN EVERY ARGUEMENT we ever have .

J x

and proof-read any public posts.....

And to be pedantic twats

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

accept that pussy rules and cock doesn't get a shot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Make me a coffee and bring it to me in the mornings

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"accept that pussy rules and cock doesn't get a shot"

If it behaves it might , but that thought might change at any moment

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

listen, only when watching their favourite programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep my feet warm, reach the top shelf (but not in the newsagents) and undress me when I'm too pickled to

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've tried. I really have. But can't think of anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried. I really have. But can't think of anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal with any spider related issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deal with any spider related issues."
that's what Hoover's are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit and watch porn with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap us in a bear hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's already been mentioned, but to scream "Get your ice cube feet OFF me!" every night in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come in very handy on a cold night you men .

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

give massages and be a snuggle buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub my back the parts I cant get too .

Is exactly the reason I'm on this earth.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"give massages and be a snuggle buddy."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub my back the parts I cant get too .

Is exactly the reason I'm on this earth.

"
Is it now well I love it ... my back rub. XX

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Deal with any spider related issues.that's what Hoover's are for "

No that's what hands are for.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"In my case,reach things off the high shelves in shops.

High ... normal level as well :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plug my squirty bits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be a decent human being. And then provide the naughty stuff

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Put an ill-timed spank you on your bum either ferociously hard, or extremely wimpishly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not much as im fairly self sufficient out of necessity since l first left home - saying that i did ask him to put on the exfo mits and give my back a good session when we last showered together - ooo it was good

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

To put on exfo mitts and still look like a man.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

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