FabSwingers.com forum: Worst sex/scenario......?

By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Come on, we have all been there. There must be one time that you have locked away in the back of your mind. Myself I was out at a gig, met a woman and got her number. She only lived about 35 mile away. She messaged the next day asking for a meet and I invited her to come to my place as I was still pretty much hung over. She turned up but was wearing the same clothes?? I didn't think much of it at the time. We chatted but it seemed she was still on it. She started to play with me and went down on me. I was raring to go and started taking off her underwear. I don't think I've ever smelt something so putrid ever. By then I knew she hadn't gone home after the gig to shower or anything. My phone came out and false call made to my brother who needed my help. That was the excuse anyway.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

as a young man (well a boy really) of just 17 I was with a young lady on a river bank and things were getting fruity when I realised I was wearing my Army issue boxer shorts..

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By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

Why would that be an issue?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I dont do the scenario meets.

But the one that really gets my cock bursting is the

"come and seduce my wide in a bar and take her up to our room and fuck her" (though we wont send you a face pic) mmmm lol

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By *in with a GrinMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Dogging when its -5 outside has to be the worst.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Why would that be an issue?"

this was in 76, imagine a badly fitting , baggy pair of boxers made from the same material as string vests but in drab olive green..

about 8 of us had decided to wear them for a bet..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I dont do the scenario meets.

But the one that really gets my cock bursting is the

"come and seduce my wide in a bar and take her up to our room and fuck her" (though we wont send you a face pic) mmmm lol"

just how wide..?

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By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I dont do the scenario meets.

But the one that really gets my cock bursting is the

"come and seduce my wide in a bar and take her up to our room and fuck her" (though we wont send you a face pic) mmmm lol"

Hmmmm I wonder why this is? Haha

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By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Dogging when its -5 outside has to be the worst."

That shrivelled my balls just thinking about that

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By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"Why would that be an issue?

this was in 76, imagine a badly fitting , baggy pair of boxers made from the same material as string vests but in drab olive green..

about 8 of us had decided to wear them for a bet.."

Ah right so you was basically wearing dads army attire haha

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I dont do the scenario meets.

But the one that really gets my cock bursting is the

"come and seduce my wide in a bar and take her up to our room and fuck her" (though we wont send you a face pic) mmmm lol

just how wide..?

but, but it'll add to the effect! It'll be as if you have really picker her up! ooooooooh sexy hooked lol

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By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

"I dont do the scenario meets.

But the one that really gets my cock bursting is the

"come and seduce my wide in a bar and take her up to our room and fuck her" (though we wont send you a face pic) mmmm lol

just how wide..?

but, but it'll add to the effect! It'll be as if you have really picker her up! ooooooooh sexy hooked lol"

Hook a duck? Lmao

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Why would that be an issue?

this was in 76, imagine a badly fitting , baggy pair of boxers made from the same material as string vests but in drab olive green..

about 8 of us had decided to wear them for a bet..

Ah right so you was basically wearing dads army attire haha"

luckily my case of premature ejaculation took the edge of the situation..

hey ho..

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By *rightLife247 OP Man
over a year ago

Derby

That is the only time in life prem ejac has been cool to you. Haha

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