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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your house is burgled while you and your family are asleep in bed, the scum even went into the kids bedroom and stole their games console, that's me sleeping on the couch in the living room for the few weeks, happened Saturday night just across the road from me, only just heard about it now

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By *in with a GrinMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Get a dog a fucking big dog with dinosaur fangs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not a fan of dogs, our cat can be quite a vicious fecker though, rip ya arm off if you look at it wrong

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How horrible.

Don't oil the doors. I'm already keeping my doors squeaky to stop the stalkers getting me.

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By *in with a GrinMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Not a fan of dogs, our cat can be quite a vicious fecker though, rip ya arm off if you look at it wrong "

T leafs hate big dogs though if needs must its better than being broken into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our house is old creaky and noisy when walked through. Add to this, I'm a light sleeper, any bandit would be in for a shock if he/she got as far as the stairs here.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a dog......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your house is burgled while you and your family are asleep in bed, the scum even went into the kids bedroom and stole their games console, that's me sleeping on the couch in the living room for the few weeks, happened Saturday night just across the road from me, only just heard about it now "

Shocking

Get a burglar alarm, or at least one of those fake boxes that you put up to deter burglars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where about in Liverpool was that pal?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

get exterior motion sensor lights and cut down any big shrubbery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Our house is alarmed and the one that got broken into is as well, they must have forgotten to set it before going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where about in Liverpool was that pal?"

Speke, which is unusual cause burglaries were rare but heard there was three over the weekend round my neighbourhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a dour bell that barks like a dog. Put a sign outside your house saying beware of the dog. Every now and then shit in a plastic bag and put it in your bins saying "that was a nasty one Fido"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a dour bell that barks like a dog. Put a sign outside your house saying beware of the dog. Every now and then shit in a plastic bag and put it in your bins saying "that was a nasty one Fido""

Hahaha nice one

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Get a dour bell that barks like a dog. Put a sign outside your house saying beware of the dog. Every now and then shit in a plastic bag and put it in your bins saying "that was a nasty one Fido""

Good job you dont like dog's op, as with the new laws you could have a £20k fine if it attacked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute scum it's a shame we can't put together a posse comitatus together and round them up for some natural justice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 rottwiellers here. Let them try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a big dog and was burgled while we were sleeping. They didn't come upstairs and closed the window after themselves,I think the dog made a noise and they left in a hurry as they didn't take much. I hate to think of a dog getting injured fighting off burglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out how they broke in.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Get a dour bell that barks like a dog. Put a sign outside your house saying beware of the dog. Every now and then shit in a plastic bag and put it in your bins saying "that was a nasty one Fido"

Good job you dont like dog's op, as with the new laws you could have a £20k fine if it attacked."

if either of our 2 dogs gave someone a bit of a chew who was sneaking about at dark o'clock looking to steal from us I would give them both fillet steak for dinner and pah to any fine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of dogs, our cat can be quite a vicious fecker though, rip ya arm off if you look at it wrong

T leafs hate big dogs though if needs must its better than being broken into."

True! But there are often cases in the media of said big dogs mauling the children they are supposed to protect. Perhaps a good burglar alarm is the answer. I agree though op - awful thing to happen to anyone - and terrifying to think that the scumbags went into the children's rooms! Xx

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Get a dour bell that barks like a dog. Put a sign outside your house saying beware of the dog. Every now and then shit in a plastic bag and put it in your bins saying "that was a nasty one Fido"

Good job you dont like dog's op, as with the new laws you could have a £20k fine if it attacked.

if either of our 2 dogs gave someone a bit of a chew who was sneaking about at dark o'clock looking to steal from us I would give them both fillet steak for dinner and pah to any fine.."

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By *ancblue28Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Your house is burgled while you and your family are asleep in bed, the scum even went into the kids bedroom and stole their games console, that's me sleeping on the couch in the living room for the few weeks, happened Saturday night just across the road from me, only just heard about it now "

My dog is there to make sure my game console stays where it should be....he would would probably lick a burglar than bite though ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had 2 big dogs was also burgled while sleeping they sent there dog in first my 2 went mental they ran out the door closed there dog was stuck in my hall way with its name and address on its tag i could not believe it when i finally came out from under my quilt and reolised the dog was still there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is one rule I think the yanks have right, if caught on your property, they're fair game and have to accept the consiquences.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"This is one rule I think the yanks have right, if caught on your property, they're fair game and have to accept the consiquences."

Draconian. The Yanks have it wrong at countless levels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is one rule I think the yanks have right, if caught on your property, they're fair game and have to accept the consiquences.

Draconian. The Yanks have it wrong at countless levels."

Opinions are like assholes my friend, we all have them

If I ever confronted anyone in my house, they'd get thrown from the top step, even if I had to carry them up the bloody stairs to start.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Your house is burgled while you and your family are asleep in bed, the scum even went into the kids bedroom and stole their games console, that's me sleeping on the couch in the living room for the few weeks, happened Saturday night just across the road from me, only just heard about it now

My dog is there to make sure my game console stays where it should be....he would would probably lick a burglar than bite though ffs."

Mine wouldn't, anyone new that comes to the house has to be escorted, and any workmen, I have to put him in the garden....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one rule I think the yanks have right, if caught on your property, they're fair game and have to accept the consiquences.

Draconian. The Yanks have it wrong at countless levels.

Opinions are like assholes my friend, we all have them

If I ever confronted anyone in my house, they'd get thrown from the top step, even if I had to carry them up the bloody stairs to start."

fuck throwing em anywhere. They can't outrun mr 12 gauge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It beggars belief how low some people will stoop the penalties are just too light.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Absolute scum it's a shame we can't put together a posse comitatus together and round them up for some natural justice.

"

And that makes you no better then them.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave a radio on, on a channel which has lots of talking such as BBC world service. It doesn't have to be loud but if they here voices they'll move on."

Ooh good idea

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Leave a radio on, on a channel which has lots of talking such as BBC world service. It doesn't have to be loud but if they here voices they'll move on.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Leave a radio on, on a channel which has lots of talking such as BBC world service. It doesn't have to be loud but if they here voices they'll move on. "

They might hear the voices too.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog would lick them to death! She's a big pet! God help anyone who tries to break in here though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch Home Alone.

Put Kevins ideas into action.

Laugh.

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