FabSwingers.com forum: Morning sex or coffee?

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

(Stolen from Facebook)

You've just woke up and you have time for just one. What would you choose?

For me.... coffee, if you cut me open, pretty sure you'd get a decent latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex 100%

Coffee breath is the worst, let alone the fact that my body hates it.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Sex without a doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee!!!

Morning sex is not a turn on for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halitosis, groggy sounding fem voice and her worrying about how she looks. Cuppa tea for moi please lol

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By *exy essex girlWoman
over a year ago

harlow

Don't like coffee

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Getting snagged whilst making and drinking the coffee. Multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be coffee. Little physical effort guarantee satisfaction .

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By *thyorksCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

No matter which they'd both be instant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee for me thank you.. Nobody would like to get anywhere near me if I haven't had my coffee

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By *antsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Emsworth

Sex then a coffee to go

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee for me thank you.. Nobody would like to get anywhere near me if I haven't had my coffee"
i would

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and then send him to get the coffee while im recovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty mean making us choose between those options.

i would have sex next to the kettle and be making a brew and then drinking it while i'm at it.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sex please, every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Halitosis, groggy sounding fem voice and her worrying about how she looks. Cuppa tea for moi please lol "

Mints by the side of the bed and keep the curtains closed

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Sex every time I love sex in the mornings specially in the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex 100%

Coffee breath is the worst, let alone the fact that my body hates it."

Only coffee with milk or instant gives you that coffee breath. Non instant and black coffee does not cause bad breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee first every time then the sex will be far better as fully awake.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Morning Sex, no question

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love morning sex xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee.... bean to cup none of that instant crap 5 cups later, bam I'm awake better than Viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a pot of coffee , nothing works till I've had that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double espresso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very surprised by the number opting for coffee, for me it's deffo sex, no contest!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Very surprised by the number opting for coffee, for me it's deffo sex, no contest!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sex always...coffee is for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these that want sex must be tea drinkers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink coffee but I'd choose sex over tea every time. And I love my morning cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily drink a mug of coffee from the hairy cup if someone's offering...got to keep it warm though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'd happily drink a mug of coffee from the hairy cup if someone's offering...got to keep it warm though

Pour it in through a funnel?

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Coffee for me. But a quick one before I climb back into bed.

Im not really a morning person but the mister is horny 24 hrs a day! I'm more of a night owl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'd happily drink a mug of coffee from the hairy cup if someone's offering...got to keep it warm though

Pour it in through a funnel? "
was hoping you could gyrate your hips sexily to grind the beans and make that percolator noise using a part of your anatomy. Of course I don't wish to be too self indulging so ill not request any speciality coffees to begin with.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

*yawn*

Did someone say coffee?

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Got to be coffee for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be a coffee before anything else first thing but good sex to follow always goes down well.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Morning sex .. Grab a tea later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex would win hands down. I don't like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's morning sex? Cup of tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have to brush my teeth first, so tea please. coffee is for the afternoons

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By *ex god caosMan
over a year ago

wherever i'm needed

"Sex every time I love sex in the mornings specially in the winter "

its got to b sex every tym i love mornin sex then again i love sex allday and nyt

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Can't drink coffee so looks like I'll have to have the morning sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold blend out of a vending machine in the morning otherwise nescafe in a mug morning or afternoon perhaps with dessert to follow..

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Sex .. make the coffee and drink in the car

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Sex.. Morning sex rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can multitask on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting snagged whilst making and drinking the coffee. Multitasking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Halitosis, groggy sounding fem voice and her worrying about how she looks. Cuppa tea for moi please lol "

Totally agree.seeing how yr making yours i wld love a .cuppa tea for.me as well please

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

the way I look in a morning .. I look like Alan Titmarsh has had a busy night! Tea, and half an hour to rouse myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex - be lots of time in the future to have a coffee when i cant have sex jees

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

morning sex and then im making the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee usually. . need to function. . mind coffee in bed with a cuddle

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By *in with a GrinMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Its hardly a choice is it. A fuck or a coffee of the 2 it has to be a fuck! I can fuck maybe 4-5 times a day but drink 18 coffees a day.

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