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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First time I have heard this phrase. Have Americanisms taken over the Met Office?

Good luck to those in Scotland today, high tides and 40 foot waves. Stay safe if you're on the coast.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't like the dumbing down of the BBC weather forecast. It used to be 'cloud masses' now it's 'lumps of cloud'.

Nary a mention of an isotherm

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

She just said 'a plethra' (spelling).

Thats out of my league

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the dumbing down of the BBC weather forecast. It used to be 'cloud masses' now it's 'lumps of cloud'.

Nary a mention of an isotherm "

Carol has got great norks though. I dont like our 'local' weather girl. She has very long fingers and does weird hand movements.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I don't like the dumbing down of the BBC weather forecast. It used to be 'cloud masses' now it's 'lumps of cloud'.

Nary a mention of an isotherm

Carol has got great norks though. I dont like our 'local' weather girl. She has very long fingers and does weird hand

movements. "

I'd like to get close to Carol's warm front.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Nobody here has ever seen them big ol saggy ass titties out in the fresh air though.

They could just be like Grandpa's bollocks.

We have an amazing local Welsh weather girl Behnaz Akhgar I believe pound for pound for pound she has the best tits on weather tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody here has ever seen them big ol saggy ass titties out in the fresh air though.

They could just be like Grandpa's bollocks.

We have an amazing local Welsh weather girl Behnaz Akhgar I believe pound for pound for pound she has the best tits on weather tv"

Just googled her... very nice!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Nobody here has ever seen them big ol saggy ass titties out in the fresh air though.

They could just be like Grandpa's bollocks.

We have an amazing local Welsh weather girl Behnaz Akhgar I believe pound for pound for pound she has the best tits on weather tv

Just googled her... very nice!"

I get Welsh regional and BBC West regional, Bristol, Swindon and Zomerzett. Their weather girl reminds me of a pixie who lives at Glastonbury all year round.

I'll see if I can get you a name. They also have a cracking milf who does the news but on other days a complete dog who looks like she just been dragged through a waste tip complete with shit on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody here has ever seen them big ol saggy ass titties out in the fresh air though.

They could just be like Grandpa's bollocks.

We have an amazing local Welsh weather girl Behnaz Akhgar I believe pound for pound for pound she has the best tits on weather tv"

Some quick research has flagged Elita Loresca... LA weather girl... hubba hubba

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

40ft fucking waves they reckon fuck me thats some serious shit right there.

Stay safe

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Nobody here has ever seen them big ol saggy ass titties out in the fresh air though.

They could just be like Grandpa's bollocks.

We have an amazing local Welsh weather girl Behnaz Akhgar I believe pound for pound for pound she has the best tits on weather tv

Some quick research has flagged Elita Loresca... LA weather girl... hubba hubba "

Amazing big ol titties, she looks a right dirty fuck.

Ever seen the french ones who do it topless? Thats some good shit

I forgot to add we sometimes get Derek Brockway, one for the gents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't there any sexy weather boys?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It would be boring and guff,like it used to be. Dodgy moustaches, silly jumpers, shirts that make your eyes go trippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thomas Shaffernacker top name . . I'd imagine ladies would like him. For the gents . .Wendy Hurrell is totally perfect ! Pure beauty ! As for weather bomb . . I think it was 1987 the last time weather was worse than predicted. Now we it's usually a way to create a story out of nothing . People on the coast should be credited with enough nous to be able to handle the sea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we in the 1970's?

Dear me...

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't like the dumbing down of the BBC weather forecast. It used to be 'cloud masses' now it's 'lumps of cloud'.

Nary a mention of an isotherm "

How best to describe a weather bomb?......

"Explosive Cyclogenesis (also referred to as a weather bomb, meteorological bomb, explosive development, or bombogenesis) refers in a strict sense to a rapidly deepening extratropical cyclonic low-pressure area."

A weather bomb does sound more dramatic than an extreme low pressure but the reality is that this will deliver very, very strong winds and a storm surge.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Are we in the 1970's?

Dear me..."

Im guessing the sun's not out in Newcastle then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was referring to your appraisals of weather girls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was respectful ! Can I have a woweepop ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you can come off the naughty step!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I was referring to your appraisals of weather girls...

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Never fear, Bryony Taylor from South Today will make them be more respectful.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It sounds like something the boffins in 'G' section have knocked up and Guy Gibson is going to take it up in a Lanc and drop it on someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you can come off the naughty step!"
but the naughty step is where the naughty girls sit too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting ready for going out to work, waste of time doing my hair, battering with rain and windy as hell outside, want to stay cosy on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, I needed more room..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why aren't there any sexy weather boys?"

We have a sexy weather man on the local news then another with a really squeaky voice good evvvveniiiing

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"I don't like the dumbing down of the BBC weather forecast. It used to be 'cloud masses' now it's 'lumps of cloud'.

Nary a mention of an isotherm "

Why confuse some of the nation with isobars, they put it in basic English so anyone can understand it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we in the 1970's?

Dear me..."

I hope not... weather girls were dead ropey in those days!

Back to the weather, it does look bad in Scotland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to evacuate? Just seen a post somewhere up there ^^^^^^ mention 40ft waves guessing strolls along the shore are out of the question!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Do we need to evacuate? Just seen a post somewhere up there ^^^^^^ mention 40ft waves guessing strolls along the shore are out of the question!

"

No your ok, your in Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we need to evacuate? Just seen a post somewhere up there ^^^^^^ mention 40ft waves guessing strolls along the shore are out of the question!

No your ok, your in Kent "

Phew! That's ok then I can relax and continue building sandcastles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep - it's bombing it down here at the moment, those in their Chelsea tractors dropping the kids off at school this morning all seemed to have a smug look on their faces

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Are we in the 1970's?

Dear me...

Im guessing the sun's not out in Newcastle then?"

It is here

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Do we need to evacuate? Just seen a post somewhere up there ^^^^^^ mention 40ft waves guessing strolls along the shore are out of the question!

No your ok, your in Kent

Phew! That's ok then I can relax and continue building sandcastles "

How the frig can you even get 40ft waves, thats like bigger than a house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we need to evacuate? Just seen a post somewhere up there ^^^^^^ mention 40ft waves guessing strolls along the shore are out of the question!

No your ok, your in Kent

Phew! That's ok then I can relax and continue building sandcastles

How the frig can you even get 40ft waves, thats like bigger than a house"

A Spanish fishing boat was hit by a wave! Coastguard on scene, stay posted.

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Weather bomb?

Try the Pineapple Express that's what's heading my way this week!!??

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Do we need to evacuate? Just seen a post somewhere up there ^^^^^^ mention 40ft waves guessing strolls along the shore are out of the question!

No your ok, your in Kent

Phew! That's ok then I can relax and continue building sandcastles

How the frig can you even get 40ft waves, thats like bigger than a house

A Spanish fishing boat was hit by a wave! Coastguard on scene, stay posted. "

Yeah I know and its wrong. Why risk the lifes of the coastguards by not coming in to harbour when you have been warned about the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We r having a right shite time of it weather wise in Ireland. Time to batton down the hatches lol

We have a cute weather guy called Barra Best! I would but then I love a baldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had planned taking the boat out and doing a bit of diving today

Thinks I'll have a duvet day

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