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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm not well I'm a bloke I menton this frequently I've posted a meet request for a nurse with the offer of chocolate cake,

the only offers I've had involve sex.. .

What's a guy to do..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hold out for the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you saying you're not well because you're a bloke?

I'm sure there's surgery for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just keep visualizing the cake until it manifests into reality-Rhonda byrne the secret

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Invite them over, when you open your front door to their nervously excited knock, scream "CAKE" in their faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite them over, when you open your front door to their nervously excited knock, scream "CAKE" in their faces. "

Or pose the question 'Cake or death?'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Invite them over, when you open your front door to their nervously excited knock, scream "CAKE" in their faces.

Or pose the question 'Cake or death?'"

In a sinister and low toned voice and lick a knife as you do it

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Cake is still on the worktop awaiting eating, doors unlocked I'm in bed shivering,

As you make your way upstairs please sing soft kitty (so I know you're not an axe murderer) and have vicks vaopour rub for my chest,

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I'm not well I'm a bloke I menton this frequently I've posted a meet request for a nurse with the offer of chocolate cake,

the only offers I've had involve sex.. .

What's a guy to do..?

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Report her to the nhs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nurse has been given her P45 under the auserity measures and the chocolate cake has been donated to a foodbank. I blame Cameron!

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