FabSwingers.com forum: Misheard Lyrics

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wanna be ... If you want to be my lover . you gotta get rid of my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who thought 'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight' by REM went 'calling Cheryl Baker up' when it's actually 'call me when you wake her up'

He also thought the line 'the Sharif don't like it' in 'Rock the Casbah' by the Clash went 'Charlene is unlikely'.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Bohemian rhapsody..Instead of "spare him his life from this monstrosity" I always thought it was Spare him his life from his pork sausages. Well it sounds like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bohemian rhapsody..Instead of "spare him his life from this monstrosity" I always thought it was Spare him his life from his pork sausages. Well it sounds like that.

Haha!! When I was little I used to think this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ages I was singing.

Angry to red. Angry to red.

Instead it should be.

I predict a riot........

Listen to song, anger eee to red fits.

This was when the song first came out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ella Henderson keeps singing about Goats..

Give up the goats...

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

Last Christmas I bared you my arse ...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Addicted to love...

Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife""

I swore she was sing 'you kiss your cock at night"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaggy

Can of larger up your arse

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hope I see a Doughnut in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien"

Which I thought was:

"I'm an alien, I'm a little alien"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid I thought the lyric was "killing me softly with mint sauce" instead of "with his song" dunno where I got that idea but still makes me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard some boyband on the radio singing about cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife"

I swore she was sing 'you kiss your cock at night""

It is we always sing it as I can't believe you kiss your cock at night

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For Come on Eileen

instead of, "You in that dress, My thoughts I confess." I always end up singing, "You in that dress, Ahhh Leeds are the best"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh Ruby....... Don't take your knickers down!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife""

Ella Fitzgerald singing A Fine Romance; we should be like two clams in a dish of chowder. My daughter thought it was two clams in a disco cellar.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

A year has passed since I broke my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

robbie williams - angels,i thought it said "the animals need protection" but its "she offers me protection"

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

From Titanic - "I believe that the hot dogs go on"

From We are family - "Just let me staple the vicar"

Take that - "Wash your back, wash your back for good"

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

How deep is your love by the Bee Gees

You come to me on a summer breeze......

I always heard

You come to me on a submarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife"

I swore she was sing 'you kiss your cock at night"

It is we always sing it as I can't believe you kiss your cock at night "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast,Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyprus Hill..

You all know the song..

I confused the lyrics with "When the shit comes down you better be ready"

I used to walk around the house when I was a kid singing it like that ^

My mum heard it once and washed my mouth out with soap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my boys sang sadam sadam sadam for sit down sit down..... next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into the Valley,Peas and Bamboo Pie..

The Skids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife""

"I predict tourettes"

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Hair of the dog instead of Fear of the Dark and Can I play with magnets instead of madness, Iron Maiden. Lol

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast,Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!"

I remember that advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stop til you get enough by by Michael Jackson

My friend thought it was 'to the post office' when it's actually 'to the force don't stop'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah sing Matilda

Waltzing Yeh?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast,Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

I remember that advert

the one with the guy and the cards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aint afraid of no goats from ghostbusters theme. Ray Parker Jr

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

there's a goat in my house...r dean taylor

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast,Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

I remember that advert

Advert? I remember listening to it at school on Radio 1 ("247 Radio 1") on an incredibly cheap transistor radio which had tiny speakers that sounded as wooly as hell coupled with knackered batteries you had put on a radiator to warm them up to persuade some more charge out of and all helped by that wonderfully crisp(!) Medium Wave reception that was so crap in Poole And Bournemouth they had to give us our own transmitter which was attatched to a rubbish plant (

) No wonder we got the lyrics all wrong!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Not a song but an ad jingle

Safeways everything you want from a whore and a little bit more

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

Living on a prayer Bon jovi - obviously I always had a dirty mind

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By *panker53Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Been 10 weeks since the last one, let's have a misheard lyrics quiz....

I'll start with "I can't believe you kiss your carving knife""

I got that wrong too lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

As kids we used to sing

"a finger of fudge is just enough to give the girls a treat"

think the lyrics might have been right but we assumed it had a different meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's a goat in my house...r dean taylor"
...r dean taylors "Indiana wants me"......mate thought it was "its me anniversary lord I cant go back there !"

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Billy Jean's not my mother!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Its like that - run dmc

sounds like "slap your bitch and masturbate" really says run dmc and jam master jay

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Madonna La Isla Bonita... in my head I heard, 'Back In Slough For Easter'

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

and.. the line "Me Ears Are Alight" reminded me that I thought the line was "The Inrfared Eyes"... Anyway, then for the life of me I couldn't remember the name of the song or who did it. So I Googles 'me ears are alight' and got lists of different misinterpretations (had to look that word up

) in that one song! Anyway this one made me chuckle:

"Israelites"

Original Lyrics:

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir

So that every mouth can be fed

Poor me, the Israelite.

Misheard Lyrics:

Get up in the morning, ache in me head, sir

Taste in me mouth like a parrot that's dead

Ooh, ooh, me ears are alight.

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By *ivente clubCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

OMG I love this thread.

Men at work. 'He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich'

My bloke does not believe he says that. He cant say what he thinks it is, but he's defiant its not a vegemite sandwich!

He's the second bloke I've lived with whom I've had the same argument.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

the police ... I was sure they were singing about the bbc newsreader Sue Lawley when I was younger

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By *tuAvrCouple
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

Meatloafs 2 out of 3 ain't bad My sister Insisted it was 'acid balls instead of tears'

Not 'i suppose instead of tears'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meatloafs 2 out of 3 ain't bad My sister Insisted it was 'acid balls instead of tears'

Not 'i suppose instead of tears' "

But the line is crying icicles instead of tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My young son misheard Iron Maidens "Fear of the Dark" as Fear of the Duck! Quack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

madonna --- from la isla bonita --- with eyes like potatoes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mr Bakersfield .. Love don't live here anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alicia Keys - New York

Concrete jungle where (wet)dreams are made of

There's nothing you can't do

Now you're in New York

These streets(sheets)will make you feel brand new

Big lights will inspire you

Hear it from New York, New York, New York!

This one always makes me chuckle

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

My daughter now 14 once asked me why Beyonce was singing about single lettuce when she sings all the single ladies

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Great thread, and this Peter Kay clip will be right up your street......

http://youtu.be/1Yn-2YuWMUo

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I always thought it was

"Davy's on the road again,

wearing women's clothes again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil collins classic. She's a greasy lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 90s prodigy classic 'smash my picture'

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast,Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

I remember that advert

the one with the guy and the cards ?

Yes....maxell tapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy Frog.

I always thought it was: brrmmmm Ning ning ning, bah bah bah.

When in fact it is: bah buning ning ning, bah bah bah.

Silly me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed sheran.

I thought he would love her till she's 17.

Pervert lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has mentioned the best one yet lol....

Queen - One Vision " Gimme gimme gimme Fried chicken " ! lol

Oh and for the dance folks out there we always used to sing " Peas, pies burger, chips and fries " instead of " These sounds fall into my mind " The Bucketheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dire Straits: Money For Nothing- Money for nothin' and chips for free

Madonna: Like a Virgin- Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

Toto: Africa- There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.

Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze- 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Loads of Rolling Stones ones I have been singing wrong for years!

Maybe I need my ears syringed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I used to sing along to a Bon Jovi track -

Fly cowboy fly instead of Ride cowboy ride! Well for all I knew they had jetplanes in the Wild West.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abba: Super Poopa nights are gonna bind you.

For Super Trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She seems to have bed invisible tough shit, it reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dido.... I will go down with this shit....

Ship*

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Been arguing with the daughter all summer up until a few weeks ago.

Every x factor advert we would argue the following:

Her: Take me to the rhythm to pray

Me: No ya numpty its take me to the river as next line she's on about washing some kind of shit away.

I had to google it but I was correct - of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shania twain, man I feel like a woman; 'cum in my hair, do it again,'

I'm still not sure what she actually says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has mentioned the best one yet lol....

Queen - One Vision " Gimme gimme gimme Fried chicken " ! lol

Oh and for the dance folks out there we always used to sing " Peas, pies burger, chips and fries " instead of " These sounds fall into my mind " The Bucketheads

I always sang 'beats are swirling through my mind'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shania twain, man I feel like a woman; 'cum in my hair, do it again,'

I'm still not sure what she actually says"
colour my hair do what I dare ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shania twain, man I feel like a woman; 'cum in my hair, do it again,'

I'm still not sure what she actually says colour my hair do what I dare ?"

I think I prefer my version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tori amos,professional widow, Armand van helden remix.

Sounds like she's saying " he's got a big dick".

My sister in law was convinced they were the words and would sing it out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a line in Depeche Mode enjoy the silence "pleasures remain, so does the pain, on the track the so does the pain sounds like soldiers burping......well it does to me!.......ill get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tori amos,professional widow, Armand van helden remix.

Sounds like she's saying " he's got a big dick".

My sister in law was convinced they were the words and would sing it out loud."
i'm gonna breaka your toes tonight. . Salad cream. . Salad cream

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