FabSwingers.com forum: It's a sad day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you now 21.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well time to trade her in for a younger model.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess it's happy birthday to her then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those 30 year olds can be quite useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

She kept that birthday quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And 30 is not old its the new 20 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all downhill from now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

Don't worry son they all get old and wrinkly in the end

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

lol

Happy Birthday crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then celebrate what the new decade will bring and enjoy every moment! Happy birthday Crystal x (I assume you are referring to Crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthday greetings Crystal Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

On the plus side, now you've got a MILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to the sexy Chrystal!

Hope the grumpy old git has spoiled you rotten

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have a cracking birthday Crystal and may your ninja stalking photo bomber extraordinaire of a boyfriend take you somewhere nice for a surprise rogering.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Happy birthday .. Ladies in their thirties are gorgeous

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Happy birthday crystal!!!! Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

On the plus side, now you've got a MILF

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no I am sure MILF is 40s up .

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday and all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to the lovely lady you have

Gimp and her

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Greetings of the day Crystal..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Happy Birthday, Crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2wheels, you're a cunt.

Everyone else, thank you for the birthday wishes

I'm certainly not a MILF. I'm not a mum and never will be

I've been spoilt, alcohol, food, chocolate, jewellery and a pay rise!

crystal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer

lol"

I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get any prettier than Crystal. She is gorge!

Happy Birthday Crystal xx stroke a beard for meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you have had a great day. And happy birthday x

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Happy Birthday crystal .. Have a great evening x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer

lol

I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now

crystal"

oops sorry you looked much younger so I wrongly assumed you had just turned 21 my apologies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer

lol

I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now

crystal

oops sorry you looked much younger so I wrongly assumed you had just turned 21 my apologies

Smooth (and nicely saved

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crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't get any prettier than Crystal. She is gorge!

Happy Birthday Crystal xx stroke a beard for meeeeee

I'm off to see The Beards next week so I'll have a good grope of all the beards and think of you x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can no longer boast about having a 20 something girlfriend

How did you cope last year when she wasn't a teenage girlfriend any longer

lol

I haven't been a teenager for over 10 years now

crystal

oops sorry you looked much younger so I wrongly assumed you had just turned 21 my apologies

Smooth (and nicely saved

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crystal "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday, fancy a lickout?

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Happy birthday, welcome to the dirty thirties club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?"

Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!

crystal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?"

Trust paddy to lower the tone lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait till you get to my age a young 51 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?

Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!

crystal x"

30 candles dripping on your tits..and a bitta mancream

dunno if I've lowered the tone further xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?

Trust paddy to lower the tone lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?

Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!

crystal x

30 candles dripping on your tits..and a bitta mancream

dunno if I've lowered the tone further xxx"

Not at all. Dirty thoughts added to the wank bank

How hard would I need to blow the candles?!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Crystal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday, fancy a lickout?

Does that come with 30 candles and cream?!

crystal x

30 candles dripping on your tits..and a bitta mancream

dunno if I've lowered the tone further xxx

Not at all. Dirty thoughts added to the wank bank

How hard would I need to blow the candles?!

crystal"

I thought maybe a really hard birthday fanny fart could be fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday crystal. You must be gutted that he's no longer (kind of) 2 decades older than you.

30's... 40's.... yes my maths is shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they say a woman is in her prime in her 30s - i would totally disagree as im loving my 50s as having a blast

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Happy birthday Crystal, hope you had a sinfully sexy day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Crystal xx

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Happy birthday crystal

I do hope you had a filthy flirty fun 30th

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