FabSwingers.com forum: Who are you? The Mrs here!

By *umasutra OP Couple
over a year ago

Guildford

My name is Slutty Galore

and I'm a dirty whore

I fucked men & women in many situations

including tribbing & double penetrations

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is queenoftease.

I love to tie and tease.

When I'm done, they get to spank my bum and have some fun

I love being a tease

God that's rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Mr Naughty,

And I'm just the right side of forty.

I like to play with the pussies,

Of a good many brazen hussies.

Kinda works I think.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm BrightonSteve

A very straight bi guy

The taste of cum makes me heave

Unless it's from a pussy cream pie

I'm slightly eccentric

But normal with it

I'm quite ecletic

And a silly wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is greel

Come cop a feel

On first meet lets go for a meal

I'm up for meets in and around brum

But no pee no poo

And nothing up my bum

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My names Dirty

and I chat a lot of guff

I wish I was Chris Ebank though

and say Merry Chriffmuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm greg

I'm not slim

Not bi

Only played in clubs till now

Love sex lol

Oh I'm northern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am shagtonight

6pack like van dam

Cock milking in penge meets

watersports

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm greg

I'm not slim

Not bi

Only played in clubs till now

Love sex lol

Oh I'm northern "

Arhythmic poetry. Bold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call me Libertine,

and sometimes I'm real mean,

I'll tie you up spank your bum,

Till you're sore & red and hard you'll cum!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We are _ngel n ted

you're welcome to join us in bed

but only the chicks

we don't need the dicks

i believe thats enuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is mrs Focker.

They say I'm off my rocker!

Drinks and fun.

Are what we seek.

So take a chance.......

And let's just meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call me sixtyniner

Because i love to please her,

For hours and hours,

Or until she begs me to take her !!

Lol, best i could do off the cuff xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Game and also known as flirty .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Game and also known as flirty .

I think you missed the point a little bit here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go by the name of Blackspice

To play I attract and entice

It's a naughty big game

If you feel the same

Go on ladies role the dice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Game and also known as flirty .

I think you missed the point a little bit here!"
Well my name say it all really I have no need to say nothing . lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mrs Game and also known as flirty .

I think you missed the point a little bit here! Well my name say it all really I have no need to say nothing . lol

My names Game

I own a farm and Im brave

Dirty aint working there

find your own kinky slave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is notabadfella

And here's what I've got to tell ya

I'm cuddly & fun

I've got a nice bum

But my cock looks even better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is MrPolarBear

Although i'm shorn of all my hair

I'm told I work wonders with my paws

Promise me; you won't knee me in the baws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a naughty twosome,

One is sexy and one is handsome.

We're both tasty and sweet, when you get us of our feet,

So come on and let's make it a foursome.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

My name is Lola,

Turned from vanilla into magnolia,

I am here for some fun and frolics,

Messaged too many times cocks and bollocks.

Looking for adventures and to explore,

But it just leaves me wanting more.

I love to dance and be a tease,

If you ask for a fuck it helps to say please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are _ngel n ted

you're welcome to join us in bed

but only the chicks

we don't need the dicks

i believe thats enuff said

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an old fart called Doc,

with a distinctly average cock.

I am a regular forumite,

So you'll find me writing shite.

I've thick skin, feel free to mock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We call ourselves Brightspark..

We LOVE sex in the light, or the dark ; )

With a bump, or not..

Get on the pot...

And you're keen for a bloody good lark ; )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our name is Luvesmuffin and we just luv stuffin.

When Nette is moist she can make you lose your voice.

I may be the Gimp but im far from a wimp

Thats all Folks

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm a bad lad in the Toon,

If yer thinkin' of comin' doon,

Bring yer craic, but not yer mac,

'n' I'll be seein yah soon.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

My name is Broadsword

By the ladies I'm adored.

Come try, you'll not be bored.

I'm an intelligent guy and if you'll give me a try

you'll be glad you scored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is covguy789

And some ladies that think I'm mighty fine

But most think I'm not

So I'll just sit over here

And cry a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Trackkie

And yes iam a tiny bit wacky

I do have a nice bum iam told

So message me be bold

Awful I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm violet

But most call me V

Violets aren't really blue

That's the best I can do !

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Our names are Rachel and Phil

We came looking for a thrill

Although there are time wasters

And online mastubaters

We continue to search on here still

We are _tmm

We are here looking for men

We like tv's

And a female too, please!

The question really is when?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

By now you will have deduced

That my user name is Seduced

Having read this little ditty

I am finding it shitty

And to tears I have been reduced

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

I go by the name of Manyana

With a cock like a tasty bananya

If you roll back the skin

To reveal what's within

Its a bite from an angry pirhanya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Christhegreek

I have a wicked streak

I'm slightly bi

So give us a try

Or politely walk on by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my name is geazy

my chat up lines are pretty cheesy

my pics might make you queasy

and im desperate for a woman to please me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dirrtyprettythings

Fuck it can't be arsed with poetry

Who wants to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dirrtyprettythings

Fuck it can't be arsed with poetry

Who wants to fuck

seeing as you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Jeff!

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"My name is Jeff!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're paul and shel and we're sexy as hell,

Shel is 31 and a real dirty un

Paul is 45 and loves to muff dive

Shel loves to suck cock but don't cum on her pretty frock!

Haha sheesh no wonder I failed english lit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're paul and shel and we're sexy as hell,

Shel is 31 and a real dirty un

Paul is 45 and loves to muff dive

Shel loves to suck cock but don't cum on her pretty frock!

Haha sheesh no wonder I failed english lit! "
better than my efforts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is DanBerks,

I joined for some larks

and I've had some good fun

when all's said and done.

Many people I've befriended -

some randomly suddenly ended??

The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Jeff!"

Somebody give this guy a cookie !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

By day I am Claire,

Who's fanny foo foo has no hair,

By Night I'm Femmefatale,

Who will drag you straight to hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say my name is pinkbunnie

I like my men to be funny

They say I'm sweet

An awesome treat

But please don't lick my cunny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My daytime name is Roger

I'm fairly old but not an old codger

My fabname is olov

I hope this is enough

And you are tempted to play with my todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm James, I'm a nitwit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is satinandpearls

Blue eyes and long dark curls

Men like my breasts

And I’m taking requests

So come on

And give me a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Tom and some people think I'm the bomb

But they are probably wrong

beacuse my slong is only is only a little long

I'm trying to rhyme this verse

But my speling is getting worse

and I can only think of words that curse

so who fancie a shag it's more fun then reading a porn mag

and healthier then having a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im jacqs

and i like it up the jaxy

come on and do you worse but you will never shut me up

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My name is _oxy_minx

I have a few kinks

And some hot wax would work wonders!

I wont mention paddles or floggers and clamps

But my god this lady needs more than to ponder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lascivious lady is our username. To soft swap with couples is our main aim. We would sometimes like others to watch us fuck but I only fuck my husband as he isn't a cuck. We like 4 in a bed with soft swap the most. Some licking and sucking and a nice spit roast. So if you are similar and sexy as hell then don't be shy and give us a bell.

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By *umasutra OP Couple
over a year ago

Guildford

Thanks everyone, I had fun reading all your rhymes

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We're Obi Fox

And poetry isn't our strong point.

*or rhyming! But Fox does make exceedingly good chocolate cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is sweetnhard

My poetry doesn't rhyme

I'm crap at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scott

A naughty kind of man

I like to play with ladies

But I can't rhyme very good

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I am sensual to the core,

my magic hands will have you begging for more,

Massage, oral, and verbal stimulation

will have you breathing heavy,

and waiting for the prize from sensual penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Missmo

But I'm certainly no Ho

If you're tall and deviant

I might give you a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's said my name is Noadonis,

To be fair that's descriptively honest,

I'll try to charm the birds from the trees,

And I'll only tease when I please,

But I'll certainly fulfil what was promised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name describes my headgear

not the colour of the end of my chap

I'm a decent enough bloke

like a laugh and a joke

so if perchance, mayhap

you'd like to take me to bed dear

Just send me a nice personalised message described what sort of thing you're into, and when and where you'd like to meet, and I'll check my diary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sam

Im Young

Im Dumb and

Im Full of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why my name is Adores Blackmen

I just cant get anough of them

Not bothered if you have a bbc

Aslong as you know how to please

So get that sexy arse to bmfc

Because I certainly love a tease

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

read my profile

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"read my profile

It doesn't rhyme?

Mikki, Mikki, Mikki

the cherry in the pie

sort of thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"read my profile

It doesn't rhyme?

Mikki, Mikki, Mikki

the cherry in the pie

sort of thing....."

eh yea

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My name is Frisky Mare,

So message me if you dare,

We can go for a dance,

or get horses and prance,

but then take me back to your lair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"read my profile

It doesn't rhyme?

Mikki, Mikki, Mikki

the cherry in the pie

sort of thing.....

eh yea

ok here goes

im mikki mikki mikki

the cherry in the pie

come back to mine

and I,ll make you bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm DocWex

How're tricks

Love to socialize at meets n greets

With my sexy partner NuttyNess

We rocknroll around the place

Check us out and send a wink

Cum say hi we'll be tickled pink

Life is short so have the craic

Send a message will send one back

Happy Christmas Fabbers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

In here I answer to Granny

I've got an incredible Fanny

It houses a cock

A man in a Frock

A bi sexual Nun

And a Tranny

Some ner' do wells call me Crumpet

And while I am blowing my trumpet

I'm not just good lookin'

I'm fantastic at cookin'

And a wonderful warm hearted strumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names Deb

I'm good in bed

Warm wet bits

And small little tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say I have nice tits

A tattoo upon my bits

our name is ALIMARK

we look better in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is plum6er

But I'm no bummer

I'm the master of my trade

Work or play you will find me with tool in hand

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My names Jo

I'm a bit of a ho

I like sexy women who

tell me what to do

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blueskies

Sometimes grey some say.

Not meeting at the moment

that'll change,

someday.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm blueskies

Sometimes grey some say.

Not meeting at the moment

that'll change,

someday.

Have hope. Don't mope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm blueskies

Sometimes grey some say.

Not meeting at the moment

that'll change,

someday.

Have hope. Don't mope. "

Nowt to do with hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm blueskies

Sometimes grey some say.

Not meeting at the moment

that'll change,

someday.

Have hope. Don't mope.

Nowt to do with hope.

what a shame!

so no chance of a grope?

ok that was lame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how come i missed this thread

that thought fills me with dread

i am the she of this hornycouple

here to laugh and not cause trouble

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By *ileyMan
over a year ago

basildon

My name is _iley the blagger

i like being a faber.

I visit a club or two to get to know a thue of you.

If you like the sound of that lets all go and have the crack

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