FabSwingers.com forum: Strange song titles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been mooching and couldnt belive some of the american titles to music ...like ,,,,,,

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

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You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

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· You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

lmao

got loads of um

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

· I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

hahahahahah love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairport Convention's "Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament For The 77th Mounted Lancer's Retreat From The Straits Of Loch Knombe, In The Year Of Our Lord 1727, On The Occasion Of The Announcement Of Her Marriage To The Laird Of Kinleakie" is pretty strange.

Fairport Convention win my prize in the "first band you ever saw live and one you want to see" poll elsewhere on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Bitch, Please by Snoop Dogg, Xibit, Dr Dre and Enemin amd Fuck You Symphony by Millie Jackson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One to remind me of my ex hubby lol - Pet Shop Boys "You only tell me you love me when you're d*unk"

And a classic from Hayseed Dixie - "keeping your poop in a jar"

Red xx

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

"Fairport Convention's "Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament For The 77th Mounted Lancer's Retreat From The Straits Of Loch Knombe, In The Year Of Our Lord 1727, On The Occasion Of The Announcement Of Her Marriage To The Laird Of Kinleakie" is pretty strange.

Fairport Convention win my prize in the "first band you ever saw live and one you want to see" poll elsewhere on Fab.

fairport conventiom?,crikey i roadied for them once at a birmingham gig,it's the fairports annual cropredy festival near banbury oxon this very week.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

More Hayseed Dixie - "She was skinny when I met her"

Then there are those noted 70's acid freaks, The Carpenters, who brought us "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (the official recognised anthem of world contact day)"

...Which is a tad left field...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shad up a yer Face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My canary's got circles under its eyes. No idea who it was by though. Just sticks in my head from when i was little

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

Too D*unk To Fuck"

song by DEAD KENNEDYS

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Strangely Strange But Oddly Normal

by Dr Strangely Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

classic and incredibly funny...yet tragically true

was bob dylans 'talkin bear mountain picnic massacre blues'

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That reminded me of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant Massacree".

Not that the title itself is funny, more the fact that having heard it a few times, it dawned on me that no-one had died.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

Kinky Friedman

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven & Your Buns In The Bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

b oth bands guilty of some outlandish titles....but pipped at the top i believe are:

Seige and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein's castle at Wisseria by Blue Oyster Cult (had to ggole this one...doesnt really trip of the tongue!)

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict by Pink Floyd (neither does this!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" ...by Weird Al Yankovic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairport Convention win my prize in the "first band you ever saw live and one you want to see" poll elsewhere on Fab.

fairport conventiom?,crikey i roadied for them once at a birmingham gig,it's the fairports annual cropredy festival near banbury oxon this very week.

...... and an excellent weekend it can be too.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett

A song with such meaning

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

That fucking cats back - kevin wilson (what a legend)

Entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fucking cats back - kevin wilson (what a legend)

Entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse

Seen him live in oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgo bordello-start wearing purple

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Gorgo bordello-start wearing purple"

A local band used to cover this...

There's loads of stupid country titles. On I remember is :

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

Cal

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