FabSwingers.com forum: Deadly words women use....

By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

NOTHING - The calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be worried. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!

THAT’S OKAY - She wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

WHATEVER - A woman’s way of saying screw you!

WOW - This is not a compliment. She is amazed that one person could be so incredibly stupid.

Can you think of any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU ...... Means something has popped up and needs to go out with the girls......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOTHING IS WRONG

This means you are truly in the shit for something you have/haven't done and you will find out about 3am when you are suddenly woken by her wrath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's interesting - totally bored with your wittering and can't think of anything else to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE A BOYS WEEKEND AWAY- On pain of death if you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOTHING IS WRONG

This means you are truly in the shit for something you have/haven't done and you will find out about 3am when you are suddenly woken by her wrath"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

MOST NORMAL MEN - You really don't have a clue do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? ..... You think so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

CARRY ON.....shut up or else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OF COURSE IT'S YOUR DECISION - but if you don't take my advise.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask her what she wants as a gift and she replies 'I DON'T KNOW, GET ME ANYTHING'.

This means SHE DOES KNOW, there is something very specific she wants and she wants to know why the fuck you don't know this too.

There could be trouble ahead....

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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

FIVE MINUTES - If I am getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before you have to put the shelf up or take us shopping.

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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"When you ask her what she wants as a gift and she replies 'I DON'T KNOW, GET ME ANYTHING'.

This means SHE DOES KNOW, there is something very specific she wants and she wants to know why the fuck you don't know this too.

There could be trouble ahead....

muahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAN I HAVE THE CAR KEYS DARLING,,

,runs away to find tin hat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you loved me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHERE IS THE EARPLUGS lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think you should do?

It's a trap fellas. Turn it around and find out what she thinks before answering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAVE MY LAST PIECE OF CHOCOLATE

eat it and you fucking die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?'.

This is not a question, it is an atom bomb that doesn't go off until you give an answer.

It doesn't matter what the answer is, the bomb is designed to explode at the sound/ or silence of any answer.

Just run and quickly.... good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my ass look big in this pink skirt? Genuine question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun..... But if you do anything your dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my ass look big in this pink skirt? Genuine question lol

BOOOOOOOOOOM........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOOD LUCK......if used at the end of a first message reply then is game over guys, it means don't bother trying again I've made my mind up already

When used in other contexts ....... It's good luck cos you're going to need it for not doing it my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT IS UP TO YOU - it really isn't, you know.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"FINE"

If she asks how she looks, don't answer with this one. Even though its positive, its a negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer to all these is "yes dear"

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

YOU MAY SAY THAT BUT.....you are totally and utterly wrong....and stupid for even thinking it

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

[Removed by poster at 08/12/14 15:13:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll think about it".........always means "no"!

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"FUCK IT"..... Then you sit there all worried and wondering what the fuck you have done ...very worrying this one in case you admit to some thing she did not know about..... Im always in the shit it's just the depth that alters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MARRIAGE Means your life is mine

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"MARRIAGE Means your life is mine

like any blokes takes any notice.... yes dear I'll be there in a minute ...........................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UMMMM (head nodding while looking away)

meaning your argument is totally fucking stupid but I'm trying to be good and not give you a sarcastic comment that would surly make you cry. You bellend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fine I will pay.

Means. You better pay for this you tight arsed git or no sex for a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want anything for my birthday.

Get me the most expensive gift you can't afford or else

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I DON'T MIND - Of course I bloody do, but now you've got to work out which it is I really want all by yourself!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I DON'T WANT ANY CHIPS - If you love me, you will let me steal half of yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male - "Is anything wrong dear?"

Female - "You don't know! You telling me YOU DON'T KNOW? If you have to ask that is IT!! THE END!!!!"

Catch 22 - Presumption of guilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT DID YOUR LAST SKIVVY DIE OF??!!!....normally means tidy up your shit or else!!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Reminds me of this joke about why men will never understand women

Woman: Houston, we have a problem

Houston: What is it?

Woman: Nevermind its nothing

Houston: What is the problem?

Woman: Nothing…

Houston: Let us know the problem.

Woman: If you don’t know the problem, I’m not going to tell you.

Houston: Tell us what the problem is!

Woman: NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS-fuck off..iv found another man who has lots more money than you have and also a bigger dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME

I know I can get better than you!

and the real destoyer-

IS IT IN YET?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm........

It's all over at that point!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

PEOPLE ARE SAYING

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"PEOPLE ARE SAYING"

I am thinking

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

your not eating all of that chocolate or cream cakes on your own are you

so you offer your last piece of chocolate or cream cake or share it with her

soon after

its all your fault bastard as ive put on weight we are all on a diet for a month now

im so going to the cake shop on my own but ive been a good boy and not been eating all those chocolates and cream cakes while being out

wheres my chocolate or cream cake as shes searched in the car and found the wrappers and cream cake wrapper from the shop stashed in the glove box to be binned later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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All of the above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that is the most dangerous question ever

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you remember when you said.......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

YOU'RE BORED WITH ME ... I'm bored with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New? No. Ive had it days!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW.....

I know...and who gives a toss what you think YOU know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever - i'm going to rip your puny little bollocks off with those stray strands of hair you short limbed wanker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BAAAAABE?"....... hide all debit and credit cards immediately.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Do you think she's pretty?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So which outfit do you prefer

Yeah good luck with that one

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

MAYBE - Means definitely not (especially when it is to do with sex).

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

'We need to talk.....' guaranteed to strike fear into any husband/partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND YOU WERE GONNA TELL ME WHEN?? - means what on earth made you think you were capable of making THAT decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my Mum says the whole "Benjamin" ..that's scary shit right there.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If my Mum says the whole "Benjamin" ..that's scary shit right there."
Lol

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By *rysandMadsCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Sorry?" Meaning "I heard what you said but I'm giving you chance to change your statement to something that won't piss me off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lets forget it.

You just know that She is going to bring the subject up weekly for the rest of your (Hopefully short) life

Suicidal Gimp

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'M. oK.

I'm livid and could happily skin you alive but as I'm repulsed by you, keep your distance. Again, you will pay for your inadequacies but I need to make sure your punishment is sufficiently harsh and fitting of the crimes you have committed.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'M. oK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The four scariest words a man can hear.

"We need to talk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst I have said was to a man with a disappointingly small cock was "I love a good fingering before being fucked". His reply was "I just have fucked you!".........not a great night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'yes you do remember me telling you '

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