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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning it's Sunday why am I awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Toshn, I've been awake for ages! I'm not happy with my cat ! least it's Sunday so we can go back to sleep. Can I warm my feet against your back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning, both of us have been up a while

no sunday lay in for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning it's Sunday why am I awake

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Same reason as I am I suppose. And I ain't got a clue why either Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Toshn, I've been awake for ages! I'm not happy with my cat ! least it's Sunday so we can go back to sleep. Can I warm my feet against your back?

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morning gorgeous of course Yer can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"morning, both of us have been up a while

no sunday lay in for us"
morning both sleeps for wimps anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning, both of us have been up a while

no sunday lay in for us morning both sleeps for wimps anyway

Ha ha, its nice when its through choice though

we must be getting all exited for xmas or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning it's Sunday why am I awake

Same reason as I am I suppose. And I ain't got a clue why either Good morning

I am going to try and get some more sleep have a great day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"morning, both of us have been up a while

no sunday lay in for us morning both sleeps for wimps anyway

Ha ha, its nice when its through choice though

we must be getting all exited for xmas or something"
haha I hope it's not that. It's 3 weeks away. That's a lot of early mornings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning it's Sunday why am I awake

Same reason as I am I suppose. And I ain't got a clue why either Good morning

I am going to try and get some more sleep have a great day

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night hun. You too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Toshn, I've been awake for ages! I'm not happy with my cat ! least it's Sunday so we can go back to sleep. Can I warm my feet against your back?

morning gorgeous of course Yer can

That's better - human warmth is always the best. Think if I can get warm I'll get back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't been to bed yet, but really starting to flag now, but good morning to those of you waking up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Toshn, I've been awake for ages! I'm not happy with my cat ! least it's Sunday so we can go back to sleep. Can I warm my feet against your back?

morning gorgeous of course Yer can

That's better - human warmth is always the best. Think if I can get warm I'll get back to sleep.

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I have lots of warm bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx"

Morning mard arse, know the feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i'm here.. Bad dream woke me :-z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx

Morning mard arse, know the feeling."
morning sexy soggy ass. It's not good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i'm here.. Bad dream woke me :-z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep i'm here.. Bad dream woke me :-z"
morning mate

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx

Morning mard arse, know the feeling. morning sexy soggy ass. It's not good xx

Grrr thought I'd reset mine

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx

Morning mard arse, know the feeling. morning sexy soggy ass. It's not good xx

I know......one the plus side the tree goes up today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't been to bed yet, but really starting to flag now, but good morning to those of you waking up

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hope it was a good night

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mornin' Tosh et al, have a stupendous Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx

Morning mard arse, know the feeling. morning sexy soggy ass. It's not good xx

I know......one the plus side the tree goes up today

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I might go mad and wrap a bit of tinsel round me plant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornin' Tosh et al, have a stupendous Sunday

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morning mate and you too

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Morning toshn and everyone...

do i risk getting out of bed to make a cuppa before the heating kicks in at 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning toshn and everyone...

do i risk getting out of bed to make a cuppa before the heating kicks in at 6

Is that what you call him? Haha

Morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning! x x

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Morning toshn and everyone...

do i risk getting out of bed to make a cuppa before the heating kicks in at 6

Is that what you call him? Haha

Morning xx

ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning toshn and everyone...

do i risk getting out of bed to make a cuppa before the heating kicks in at 6

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morning sexy ass. Nah stay in bed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning! x x"
good morning to you xx

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Morning toshn and everyone...

do i risk getting out of bed to make a cuppa before the heating kicks in at 6

morning sexy ass. Nah stay in bed x

thats what i plan on doing for at least 37mins lol..

so whos gonna bring me a cuppa in bed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I might go mad and wrap a bit of tinsel round me plant

That's all I'm doing, 1 piece of tinsel, 1 bauble, 1 Yucca tree, et voila, the height of festivity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ha ha its 130 pm whee we are but also awake early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning toshn and everyone...

do i risk getting out of bed to make a cuppa before the heating kicks in at 6

morning sexy ass. Nah stay in bed x

thats what i plan on doing for at least 37mins lol..

so whos gonna bring me a cuppa in bed

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Will bang kettle on x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I beat you to it two hours ago! I'm at the airport now waiting for my flight to iceland

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might go mad and wrap a bit of tinsel round me plant

That's all I'm doing, 1 piece of tinsel, 1 bauble, 1 Yucca tree, et voila, the height of festivity

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might treat myself to a bauble and go mad this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning ha ha its 130 pm whee we are but also awake early "
I bet wherever you are it's warmer than here. Good morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I beat you to it two hours ago! I'm at the airport now waiting for my flight to iceland

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flight ? My Iceland is only 20 mins away xx

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Your a darlin toshn

tea milk and one sugar cheers..

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Morning ha ha its 130 pm whee we are but also awake early "

Wow 6900+ miles away has to be a record!

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"I beat you to it two hours ago! I'm at the airport now waiting for my flight to iceland

have a fantastic time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't been to bed yet, but really starting to flag now, but good morning to those of you waking up

hope it was a good night

Consisted mainly of watching TV but a.night in of relaxation was just what I needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your a darlin toshn

tea milk and one sugar cheers..

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coming up sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning ha ha its 130 pm whee we are but also awake early

Wow 6900+ miles away has to be a record! "
good morning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't been to bed yet, but really starting to flag now, but good morning to those of you waking up

hope it was a good night

Consisted mainly of watching TV but a.night in of relaxation was just what I needed

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Yep me too. I needed it after Friday night

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

"Haven't been to bed yet, but really starting to flag now, but good morning to those of you waking up

hope it was a good night

Consisted mainly of watching TV but a.night in of relaxation was just what I needed

Yep me too. I needed it after Friday night

what did you get up too friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Bad coughing fit woke me.

So tired, want sleeeeeep! Can't sleep. Grrr. Keep yawning. And coughing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't been to bed yet, but really starting to flag now, but good morning to those of you waking up

hope it was a good night

Consisted mainly of watching TV but a.night in of relaxation was just what I needed

Yep me too. I needed it after Friday night

what did you get up too friday night"
Went to the York social had a good night

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Morning all, end of another week of work, we may celebrate with coitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning. Bad coughing fit woke me.

So tired, want sleeeeeep! Can't sleep. Grrr. Keep yawning. And coughing.

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I had a bit of a coughing fit too this morning and not feeling right good Hope I ain't getting a cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, end of another week of work, we may celebrate with coitus

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morning both x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all

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morning mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all

morning mate

Morning Tosh

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By *teadyteddyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Mornin all how is everyone today xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornin all how is everyone today xxxx

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morning mate all good here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning. Bad coughing fit woke me.

So tired, want sleeeeeep! Can't sleep. Grrr. Keep yawning. And coughing.

I had a bit of a coughing fit too this morning and not feeling right good Hope I ain't getting a cold

Noooo! Really hope not. Mine started out dead innocent and has mutated into an evil genius. It's not fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bore da everyone

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Bore da sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da everyone

The only Welsh I know, I have no clue how to spell it! Too many Welsh kids songs from nursery about the weather and goodness knows what else. Lol

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning Tosh, morning all. Bit nippy today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da everyone

Bore da sexy xx

Sexy? Oh I say, steady on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da everyone

The only Welsh I know, I have no clue how to spell it! Too many Welsh kids songs from nursery about the weather and goodness knows what else. Lol"

Oh stick around, I have been known to use a Welsh word or sux in my posts. Usually when I can't remember the English one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sux?

Six lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, morning all. Bit nippy today."
morning Lola it's freezing here xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bore da everyone

Bore da sexy xx

Sexy? Oh I say, steady on

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lol shy my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, morning all. Bit nippy today."

Morning Lola x

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By *ulubelle80Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx"

Morning honey x

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning PP. Hope you get to sort your itch out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunday and up at 4.39 yipeeee

gotta love my body clock ( not ) xx

Morning honey x"
morning me lovely xx

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Morning Tosh, morning all. Bit nippy today. morning Lola it's freezing here xx

Morning. Well all warm now. Clothes on, coffee ready to start another day at work. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning PP. Hope you get to sort your itch out.

Wanna come and scratch it for me

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By *teadyteddyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Hiya xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Tosh, morning all. Bit nippy today. morning Lola it's freezing here xx

Morning. Well all warm now. Clothes on, coffee ready to start another day at work. x"
yeah I think I need to make a move and have me a cuppa x

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Morning PP. Hope you get to sort your itch out.

Wanna come and scratch it for me

Oh best offer I have had all day.. But will have to decline I am off to work.x

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By *teadyteddyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Njoy ur work xxxx

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Njoy ur work xxxx"

Thank you. I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decided I'm not getting up. It's too cold xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning PP. Hope you get to sort your itch out.

Wanna come and scratch it for me

Oh best offer I have had all day.. But will have to decline I am off to work.x"

hope it's a good shift then x

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By *teadyteddyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Lol nobody lines workin on Sunday xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this has gone quite.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning all.

I think I might put my tree up today.

If I can face the hellhole that is the cupboard under the stairs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all.

I think I might put my tree up today.

If I can face the hellhole that is the cupboard under the stairs!

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I use to do meter reading. I seen some proper cupboards under the stairs I can tell Yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

I think I might put my tree up today.

If I can face the hellhole that is the cupboard under the stairs!

Oh god wouldn't it be easier to go buy a new one

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning all.

I think I might put my tree up today.

If I can face the hellhole that is the cupboard under the stairs!

Oh god wouldn't it be easier to go buy a new one

Probably.

I'll post when I'm about to go in and if I go quiet send out the search parties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

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morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

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you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

Morning pussy cat, it's her as him is still sleeping

Make my bacon crispy

please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

I think I might put my tree up today.

If I can face the hellhole that is the cupboard under the stairs!

Oh god wouldn't it be easier to go buy a new one

Probably.

I'll post when I'm about to go in and if I go quiet send out the search parties!

will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

Morning pussy cat, it's her as him is still sleeping

Make my bacon crispy

please "
Sometimes I think Yer only want me for me sarnies

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mawning Mawning Mawning

What's the plan for the day? I have nowt planned but boredom is already setting in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mawning Mawning Mawning

What's the plan for the day? I have nowt planned but boredom is already setting in lol"
morning. Busy day ahead but not much of it good. Except the seeing my kids bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm"
morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Mawning Mawning Mawning

What's the plan for the day? I have nowt planned but boredom is already setting in lol morning. Busy day ahead but not much of it good. Except the seeing my kids bit

Anything I can help with?

Not the kid thing.. kids don't like me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

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Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

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where would you like me to stick them....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

Don't you know anything about women yet? We like to hear the compliment that you're thinking!

Or even the hastily cobbled together one that never crossed your mind but you thought it politic to throw out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them...."

Under the grill would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

Morning pussy cat, it's her as him is still sleeping

Make my bacon crispy

please Sometimes I think Yer only want me for me sarnies

And for your banter puddy cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them...."
In a pan for now I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

Don't you know anything about women yet? We like to hear the compliment that you're thinking!

Or even the hastily cobbled together one that never crossed your mind but you thought it politic to throw out there.

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if you knew what I was thinking you would not want it made public

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

xx"
oh trust me it would bring you round x

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over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

Morning pussy cat, it's her as him is still sleeping

Make my bacon crispy

please Sometimes I think Yer only want me for me sarnies

And for your banter puddy cat

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Oh that's ok then. Bacon butty coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

xx oh trust me it would bring you round x

"
in that case......help i need first aid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

xx oh trust me it would bring you round x

in that case......help i need first aid

"
ok first I need to take Yer temperature. Open Yer mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

xx oh trust me it would bring you round x

in that case......help i need first aid

ok first I need to take Yer temperature. Open Yer mouth

"
oh i say my doctors never taken my temperature like this.....does it work?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

Don't you know anything about women yet? We like to hear the compliment that you're thinking!

Or even the hastily cobbled together one that never crossed your mind but you thought it politic to throw out there.

if you knew what I was thinking you would not want it made public

Does it involve bacon?

Cos I'm on a diet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me"

breakfast in bed would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

xx oh trust me it would bring you round x

in that case......help i need first aid

ok first I need to take Yer temperature. Open Yer mouth

oh i say my doctors never taken my temperature like this.....does it work?

"
Don't know about you but it works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

"
sorry... Under the grill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

Don't you know anything about women yet? We like to hear the compliment that you're thinking!

Or even the hastily cobbled together one that never crossed your mind but you thought it politic to throw out there.

if you knew what I was thinking you would not want it made public

Does it involve bacon?

Cos I'm on a diet..."
Nah this is low in fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone xx

Morning Kelly. Have you fallen over on them stairs. If so stay there I do a great first aid

depends how you adminster first aid

xx oh trust me it would bring you round x

in that case......help i need first aid

ok first I need to take Yer temperature. Open Yer mouth

oh i say my doctors never taken my temperature like this.....does it work?

Don't know about you but it works for me

"
so i see

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Good morning all ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

sorry... Under the grill"
That's fine and a nice cuppa while Yer waiting for me bacon would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

sorry... Under the grill That's fine and a nice cuppa while Yer waiting for me bacon would be nice

How do you like your cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning all ,

"
morning Tom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

sorry... Under the grill That's fine and a nice cuppa while Yer waiting for me bacon would be nice

How do you like your cuppa"
dont you remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

sorry... Under the grill That's fine and a nice cuppa while Yer waiting for me bacon would be nice

How do you like your cuppa dont you remember

Nope...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

sorry... Under the grill That's fine and a nice cuppa while Yer waiting for me bacon would be nice

How do you like your cuppa dont you remember

Nope...sorry"
oh ok milk 2 sugars please xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

Don't you know anything about women yet? We like to hear the compliment that you're thinking!

Or even the hastily cobbled together one that never crossed your mind but you thought it politic to throw out there.

if you knew what I was thinking you would not want it made public

Does it involve bacon?

Cos I'm on a diet... Nah this is low in fat

That's all right then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone "
morning red xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them.... In a pan for now I think

sorry... Under the grill That's fine and a nice cuppa while Yer waiting for me bacon would be nice

How do you like your cuppa dont you remember

Nope...sorry oh ok milk 2 sugars please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone

morning me little sex Panther. ( here's hoping it's her not him or could be quite embarrassing )

You never call me names like that!

you are a sex kitten and Yer know it. I don't need to tell Yer

Don't you know anything about women yet? We like to hear the compliment that you're thinking!

Or even the hastily cobbled together one that never crossed your mind but you thought it politic to throw out there.

if you knew what I was thinking you would not want it made public

Does it involve bacon?

Cos I'm on a diet... Nah this is low in fat

That's all right then.

"
yessss I'm back in the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

Can I kiss the cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning people. I'll have a coffee white 2 sugars and a sausage bacon n egg butty if your offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

Can I kiss the cook

"
be quick the bacon needs turning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone morning red xx"

Morning tosh. Nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

Can I kiss the cook

Morning pp. Nice bubbles pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning. Bad coughing fit woke me.

So tired, want sleeeeeep! Can't sleep. Grrr. Keep yawning. And coughing.

I had a bit of a coughing fit too this morning and not feeling right good Hope I ain't getting a cold

Get some hot honey un lemon in you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone morning red xx

Morning tosh. Nice bum

"
Aww shucks thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

Can I kiss the cook

Morning pp. Nice bubbles pic

Good morning Red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

Can I kiss the cook

be quick the bacon needs turning

Quickie it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning. Bad coughing fit woke me.

So tired, want sleeeeeep! Can't sleep. Grrr. Keep yawning. And coughing.

I had a bit of a coughing fit too this morning and not feeling right good Hope I ain't getting a cold

Get some hot honey un lemon in you"
I got some night nurse and day nurse somewhere xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pfffft men I'm getting off these stairs now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pfffft men I'm getting off these stairs now

carpet burns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pfffft men I'm getting off these stairs now

carpet burns

"
no think she gagged on the thermoniter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my sarnie un cuppa then eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh?"
coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all,time for bacon sarnies I think.mmmmm morning stick us a couple of rashers while Yer there. Mwah xx

where would you like me to stick them....

Under the grill would be nice

Oh yeah silly me

breakfast in bed would be nice

Can I kiss the cook

be quick the bacon needs turning

Quickie it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Aww bless you.....got you a mug of hot honey un lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pfffft men I'm getting off these stairs now

carpet burns

no think she gagged on the thermoniter

"
no you dashed off and left me all alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Aww bless you.....got you a mug of hot honey un lemon"
Aww you chomp on Yer sarnie and I will sip me tea xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pfffft men I'm getting off these stairs now

carpet burns

no think she gagged on the thermoniter

no you dashed off and left me all alone

"
I brought you round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

"
you burnt mine whist kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do me a brew please Toshn? I finally got back to sleep, thanks for helping me warm up in the night. I do like your warm bits. Black tea no sugar , ta muchly .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Morning everyone .. Better put Kelly in the recovery position

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you do me a brew please Toshn? I finally got back to sleep, thanks for helping me warm up in the night. I do like your warm bits. Black tea no sugar , ta muchly .

"
Yer welcome One black tea coming up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err"
yeah Yer binned me sarnie for a snogging session

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone .. Better put Kelly in the recovery position"
morning mate. I've cleared her airways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err yeah Yer binned me sarnie for a snogging session

It wasn't the snoggin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err yeah Yer binned me sarnie for a snogging session

It wasn't the snoggin

"
Well whatever it was me bacon paid the price

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Morning everyone .. Better put Kelly in the recovery position morning mate. I've cleared her airways

good wouldn't want her airtight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone .. Better put Kelly in the recovery position morning mate. I've cleared her airways

good wouldn't want her airtight

"
dont worry got up and left stairs ages ago tosh wansnt much help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err yeah Yer binned me sarnie for a snogging session

It wasn't the snoggin

Well whatever it was me bacon paid the price

"
I have some bacon left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasnt

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Goond

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err yeah Yer binned me sarnie for a snogging session

It wasn't the snoggin

Well whatever it was me bacon paid the price

I have some bacon left

"
nah I am all baconed out now. What else have Yer got

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone .. Better put Kelly in the recovery position morning mate. I've cleared her airways

good wouldn't want her airtight

dont worry got up and left stairs ages ago tosh wansnt much help

"
I thought I were great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wasnt"

Gizza kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wasnt

Gizza kiss

"
pucker up sexy.....mwahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my sarnie un tea then eh? coming up my lush one don't be impatient. It is worth the wait

Seems like your getting yours else where

you burnt mine whist kissing

well err yeah Yer binned me sarnie for a snogging session

It wasn't the snoggin

Well whatever it was me bacon paid the price

I have some bacon left

nah I am all baconed out now. What else have Yer got

I'm sure I have something just for you

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