FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

If men could squirt

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If men could squirt, how different would porn and meets be?

Instead of a teaspoon of cum, what if they squirted cum out of their cocks like a hosepipe. Covering beds and making massive wet spots. Women hunting 'heavy squirting cummers'.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have sex wearing a dry suit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

It'd boost the sales of Kleenex ten fold

Some gents are lucky enough to be heavy cummers and women do hunt them down. I'd love to be able to provide enough cum for complete coverage of a nice big pair of breasts.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men squirt is it piss threads.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drops mayonnaise jar and does without on his bacon sarnie

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men squirt is it piss threads."

S x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit what a thought we would have to drink more thank the regulated amount of fluid each day or we would be dried and shriveled up

Made me spit my coffee out in a non squirting manner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge! "

Not just with a baby before you say it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When men squirt is it piss threads."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one thinking about how to clean the soft furnishings....!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holy shit what a thought we would have to drink more thank the regulated amount of fluid each day or we would be dried and shriveled up

Made me spit my coffee out in a non squirting manner "

Are there thousands of shrivelled up women walking around this morning?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one thinking about how to clean the soft furnishings....!!

"

They wouldn't be allowed in my living room

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno why but the Gaviscon advert popped into me head

Antacid Gimp

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is doing wonders for my hangover

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd boost every blokes ego.........

We'd all have to have xxxxxl condoms so we'd room to fill em.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one thinking about how to clean the soft furnishings....!!

"

I think you have spotted a gap in the market for a new fab clean up company. Next year we will be millionaires Rodders

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge!

Not just with a baby before you say it! "

Damn it...beaten to it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see many men asking if you swallow

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge! "

Am I kinda have a massive about average cum load!! I'll shoot it off in u if u so wish my dear x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even seek out heavy cummers - As long as we've both loved it I don't care how much or little sperm there is.

If both men AND women squirted though we'd only be able to have sex in bathrooms methinks - as matresses and carpets would very soon ruin! xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't even seek out heavy cummers - As long as we've both loved it I don't care how much or little sperm there is.

If both men AND women squirted though we'd only be able to have sex in bathrooms methinks - as matresses and carpets would very soon ruin! xx"
agree !!! Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno why but the Gaviscon advert popped into me head

Antacid Gimp "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Think of all the washing!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just google video search Peter North. He's the No1 heavy & gooey squirt feeder ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like being left looking like a plasterers radio

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It'd boost every blokes ego.........

We'd all have to have xxxxxl condoms so we'd room to fill em. "

Good point! I never thought about that. Use the long sausage type balloons?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pineapple juice sales would be phenomenal

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'd boost every blokes ego.........

We'd all have to have xxxxxl condoms so we'd room to fill em.

Good point! I never thought about that. Use the long sausage type balloons? "

Imagine trying to pull that out of you filled with cum

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If men could squirt, how different would porn and meets be?

Instead of a teaspoon of cum, what if they squirted cum out of their cocks like a hosepipe. Covering beds and making massive wet spots. Women hunting 'heavy squirting cummers'.

"

Hahahaha....cant stop laughing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size would our balls need to be?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge! "

I can make your belly bulge just by sticking it in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Workers in sperm banks would have to wear overalls and white wellies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Workers in sperm banks would have to wear overalls and white wellies"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would radical politians be warning of rivers sperm?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A major industry in ceiling cleaning would be needed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size would our balls need to be? "

The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't men squirt then? I know when I cum it squirts, certainly no dribbles here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men could squirt, how different would porn and meets be?

Instead of a teaspoon of cum, what if they squirted cum out of their cocks like a hosepipe. Covering beds and making massive wet spots. Women hunting 'heavy squirting cummers'.

"

I love cum but even that would make me feel sick.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What size would our balls need to be?

The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon "

Easier to find and play with it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm sure there would eventually be a guy who claimed he had to take a 3lt bottle of water on meets with him, because he was such a heavy comer. No pics, naturally....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine how many people would die through drowning from sucking cock.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size would our balls need to be?

The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon

Easier to find and play with it "

I don't have trouble finding it now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What size would our balls need to be?

The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon

Easier to find and play with it

I don't have trouble finding it now "

Can you help me find mine?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"A teaspoon of cum "...Seriously !?

You guys be careful what you wish for...

I'm a heavy cummer. ..can't repeat for love nor money, but yes, a very heavy cummer..

Factoids...

Large towel... beds won't last long without it.

banned from furniture... work it out.

quick sessions at the office Etal. ..forget it.

Can't use condoms... The things just fall off, before and after climax

Therefore, can't have sex to full climax with women who only want safe sex... Which excludes me from most of the women on this site.

It's a minority of women that can handle oral.

After the initial novelty, most women don't like it.

The only objective "pro" is that women report how "warm" it feels.

On balance, I could do without it.

??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

10 cc and lovin spoonful would have to change their names

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Hi, it may not be practical, but hey it would be fun!

_tripper9

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"Hi, it may not be practical, but hey it would be fun!

_tripper9

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size would our balls need to be?

The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon "

Yeah, I was speaking figuratively... we'd want a permanent visual testament to our gushing prowess!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"What size would our balls need to be?

The same size but your prostate would be the size of a melon

Yeah, I was speaking figuratively... we'd want a permanent visual testament to our gushing prowess! "

I assure you my comments are offered not as boast..."prowess"... more like convulsion.

With the right stimulation and an email addy, that could be arranged. Date stamped with a fabswingers logo if you like ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge! "

I'm lucky enough that my Gareth does & it's fantastic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge!

I'm lucky enough that my Gareth does & it's fantastic"

He's a squirter?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

I'm happy being known as a heavy cummer...not a heavy weight...!

Lol!

_tripper9

Xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I'd love a guy to cum inside me so much that it would make my belly bulge!

I'm lucky enough that my Gareth does & it's fantastic

He's a squirter?"

Lol no Hun just a very very very heavy cummer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the teenagers bedrooms. It would be a disaster!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think of the teenagers bedrooms. It would be a disaster!"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron


"Think of the teenagers bedrooms. It would be a disaster!

"

They might end up drowning themselves if they had a wet dream. They'd have to go to bed wearing arm bands or something each night

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top