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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I had to fit a gas hob today. My mate is gas safe so no problem there. But upon preparing the site for him I had to remove the fitted oven.

I only went and dropped the fucking thing and smashed the door to pieces. So off to currys and as luck would have it they have one in stock. But when attempting to wire it up I pushed the neutral holding through its compartment so had to go digging around for it. And to top it all off the new oven is a couple of mil out so I can't secure it.

Bollocks to it all. I'm off down the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drive there!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I bet they've got no pork scratching down the pub either! Nightmare!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

You do right Mrs Polk

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

ooppss

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"So I had to fit a gas hob today. My mate is gas safe so no problem there. But upon preparing the site for him I had to remove the fitted oven.

I only went and dropped the fucking thing and smashed the door to pieces. So off to currys and as luck would have it they have one in stock. But when attempting to wire it up I pushed the neutral holding through its compartment so had to go digging around for it. And to top it all off the new oven is a couple of mil out so I can't secure it.

Bollocks to it all. I'm off down the pub. "

Annoying true, but if that's the worst that your month gets, it's not been bad'

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"So I had to fit a gas hob today. My mate is gas safe so no problem there. But upon preparing the site for him I had to remove the fitted oven.

I only went and dropped the fucking thing and smashed the door to pieces. So off to currys and as luck would have it they have one in stock. But when attempting to wire it up I pushed the neutral holding through its compartment so had to go digging around for it. And to top it all off the new oven is a couple of mil out so I can't secure it.

Bollocks to it all. I'm off down the pub. "

Gaffer tape helps.......

Tape your hands together until tomorrow

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

can you not pack it out..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well things can only get better as they say. Not sure if this will cheer you up but I am having a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox - i know how you feel. I sold a flat to a guy once that really loved the ceramic hob i had, wouldn't stop talking about it. It came to the day before the removals van came and I was cleaning out the kitchen cupboards - i only went and dropped a tin of beans on it - smash... thousands of bits. Buggered if i was gonna replace like for like - he got a bargain basement ring hob from Currys i hastily arranged the next day... sorry dude!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove into Aberystwyth earlier, took my shopping to the till, that'll be £75 please.....bledi cash card was still on my coffee table at home

22 miles round trip later .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drove into Aberystwyth earlier, took my shopping to the till, that'll be £75 please.....bledi cash card was still on my coffee table at home

22 miles round trip later ....... "

Bargain, £75 shopping for about £80 Oops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drove into Aberystwyth earlier, took my shopping to the till, that'll be £75 please.....bledi cash card was still on my coffee table at home

22 miles round trip later ....... "

Sorry Legs but this has made me feel better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can you not pack it out..?"

Explain what this means and I'll give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drove into Aberystwyth earlier, took my shopping to the till, that'll be £75 please.....bledi cash card was still on my coffee table at home

22 miles round trip later .......

Sorry Legs but this has made me feel better. "

good. By the time I got back I was smiling at how blonde I am sometimes, no point crying over it. Plus it gave me a chance to zoom about in my new car for an extra 22 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fitted an induction hob for a couple about ten years ago when they first came on the market...

About 7 o'clock that night they rang telling me they can't get it to heat up ...so I spent 30 minutes telling them it doesn't heat up and won't work unless there's a pan on it......30 minutes later there back on the phone.... Tried the pan still won't work.... I said that's odd I tried it before I left, it defo worked, drove to their house 20 mins away now 9 o'clock missing the film I was watching and the pub... They've got copper bottomed pans!!.. I was livid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fitted an induction hob for a couple about ten years ago when they first came on the market...

About 7 o'clock that night they rang telling me they can't get it to heat up ...so I spent 30 minutes telling them it doesn't heat up and won't work unless there's a pan on it......30 minutes later there back on the phone.... Tried the pan still won't work.... I said that's odd I tried it before I left, it defo worked, drove to their house 20 mins away now 9 o'clock missing the film I was watching and the pub... They've got copper bottomed pans!!.. I was livid "

I'm afraid I don't understand this. But I understand your frustration.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What a TEMPremental oven that is. You have a copper bottom so Im on strike.

Fucking things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fitted an induction hob for a couple about ten years ago when they first came on the market...

About 7 o'clock that night they rang telling me they can't get it to heat up ...so I spent 30 minutes telling them it doesn't heat up and won't work unless there's a pan on it......30 minutes later there back on the phone.... Tried the pan still won't work.... I said that's odd I tried it before I left, it defo worked, drove to their house 20 mins away now 9 o'clock missing the film I was watching and the pub... They've got copper bottomed pans!!.. I was livid

I'm afraid I don't understand this. But I understand your frustration. "
.. Lol this is what got me in the trouble the first place lol.... What I should have explained is that induction Hobs only work with iron pans.

They basically magnetically agitate the iron element in the pan causing the pan to get hot(there's no heat from the hob itself).... I just figured there'd bought the dammed thing and would have known... Turns out they just liked the look of it in John Lewis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't believe this. The rag n bone man collected the oven a few minutes ago (no free goldfish). I've only gone and left all the baking trays in there. Mrs P is gonna kill me.

I'm off back down the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe this. The rag n bone man collected the oven a few minutes ago (no free goldfish). I've only gone and left all the baking trays in there. Mrs P is gonna kill me.

I'm off back down the pub. "
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Wot not even a donkey stone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I don't believe this. The rag n bone man collected the oven a few minutes ago (no free goldfish). I've only gone and left all the baking trays in there. Mrs P is gonna kill me.

I'm off back down the pub. "
that's the funniest bit

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By *ediceTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham


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I'm off back down the pub. "

Don't go for a piss...You'll drown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe this. The rag n bone man collected the oven a few minutes ago (no free goldfish). I've only gone and left all the baking trays in there. Mrs P is gonna kill me.

I'm off back down the pub. that's the funniest bit "

Oh ffs what are you like

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wrap up the new pans for Christmas .. Mrs p will love the surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit like my oven escapades - I only thought these things happened to me!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe this. The rag n bone man collected the oven a few minutes ago (no free goldfish). I've only gone and left all the baking trays in there. Mrs P is gonna kill me.

I'm off back down the pub. "

Oh dear, my extra 22 miles to get my blincin cash card seem like nothing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I had to fit a gas hob today. My mate is gas safe so no problem there. But upon preparing the site for him I had to remove the fitted oven.

I only went and dropped the fucking thing and smashed the door to pieces. So off to currys and as luck would have it they have one in stock. But when attempting to wire it up I pushed the neutral holding through its compartment so had to go digging around for it. And to top it all off the new oven is a couple of mil out so I can't secure it.

Bollocks to it all. I'm off down the pub. "

You see ladies this is what you call problems.man's problems.

None of this girly stuff, period pain, kid's are driving me crazy, Ohhhhhhhh housework.

What colour lipstick should I wear, which shoes with this dress problems.

Manly man problems, gas hob, ovens and size issues.

Now if anyone wants me I have gone into hiding.

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