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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two girls chatting the day after a particularly heavy party.

One says "my mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage"

The other replies, " mind you, there was a cockatoo in there last night".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it

Morning lovely! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it

Morning lovely! x"

Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.

Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."

Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "

Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it

Morning lovely! x

Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.

Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."

Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "

Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x"

I had to say that out loud in a brummie accent which went a little welsh towards the end!

Have you had a sugary cereal this morning?! x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Two girls chatting the day after a particularly heavy party.

One says "my mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage"

The other replies, " mind you, there was a cockatoo in there last night".

"

Is your occupation Christmas Cracker Packer?

And as a treat do you get to write the jokes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it

Morning lovely! x

Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.

Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."

Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "

Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x

I had to say that out loud in a brummie accent which went a little welsh towards the end!

Have you had a sugary cereal this morning?! x

"

Just the usual pop tarts and can of red bull (other caffeine laden drinks are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's the 'tumble ' emoji when you need it

Morning lovely! x

Morning, is it as bad as the two pretty brummie girls sat on a bench in the park. A photographer from the local paper asks if he can take their picture.

Julie says to Trudy, "Sit still he wants to focus."

Trudy replies, "Well he's not foking me. "

Cut me some slack, it is Friday. x"

Two points.

First were they tourists, pretty brummy girls, really (waits for backlash lol) ?

Second were they from Newcastle, the accent fits better, and they were pretty, right I'm off to pack for my move to Newcastle lol c'mon the toon

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