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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.

Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.

"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.

However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.

So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.

The end.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.

Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.

"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.

However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.

So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.

The end."

'The Harvester' - s'pose your dining options in public are limited in that shirt...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Do harvesters still exist

And did you walk into the Harvester with a newspaper covering your bits

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Do harvesters still exist

And did you walk into the Harvester with a newspaper covering your bits "

No, the usual postage stamp was sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Do harvesters still exist

And did you walk into the Harvester with a newspaper covering your bits

No, the usual postage stamp was sufficient."

what happened to the dog?

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dogs not welcome inside Harvester.

Dog tied up outside (with access to water as it was quite a sunny day)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.

Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.

"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.

However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.

So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.

The end."

Get up to Scarborough you can get a shag at the end of the pier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dogs not welcome inside Harvester.

Dog tied up outside (with access to water as it was quite a sunny day)"

.

Poor dog!!!

That's why I like camping, the dog can be with me all the time!

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?

"

You didn't say there was kids, just hinted you wanted to get closer for a perve, lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Nah...it sounds like her hair was providing the discretion

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?

"

Are you sure it wasn't an inflatable man shaped air bed and she was blowing it up via a tummy valve???

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You didn't say there was kids, just hinted you wanted to get closer for a perve, lol"

I said Bournemouth beach, last weekend, lunchtime.

It's hardly going to be deserted, is it?

You'd make a rubbish mod.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Are you sure it wasn't an inflatable man shaped air bed and she was blowing it up via a tummy valve??? "

No, and Lloyd Bridges hasn't picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?

"

You said nothing was visible as her hair was hanging down so how do you know for sure he was getting a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was there that day. I saw your dog tied up. I felt sorry for him so I sucked him off but don't worry nobody saw me. My hair covered everything.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"You said nothing was visible as her hair was hanging down so how do you know for sure he was getting a bj"

Fair point, I don't know for sure. But from the angle they were lying...it seemed pretty damn likely!

Clearly it's only me that finds this odd behaviour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it odd behaviour? I've had sexual encounters all over the place! Its not odd its fun!

Maybe the whole idea was so that someone like you would spot them!

Sounds like a top way to spend a Saturday to me. (And by the way, I didn't really suck your dog off. Jeez, don't even know his name)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You said nothing was visible as her hair was hanging down so how do you know for sure he was getting a bj

Fair point, I don't know for sure. But from the angle they were lying...it seemed pretty damn likely!

Clearly it's only me that finds this odd behaviour!"

Maybe it was your behaviour that was odd. Could of been a regular couple lying on the beach with her head rested on his lap thinking whose that fucking weirdo with a dog gawping at us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heehee good one diamond, that make me chuckle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't say there was kids, just hinted you wanted to get closer for a perve, lol

I said Bournemouth beach, last weekend, lunchtime.

It's hardly going to be deserted, is it?

You'd make a rubbish mod."

I've no knowledge of Bournmouth or its beach.

People usually comment on what has been said rather than between the lines unless looking to argue.lol

I don't want to mod Bournmouth beach, though if that's the kind of thing that happens with kids around then someone should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So nobody else thinks it's odd to be getting a BJ on a beach with kids playing 20 yards away on a Saturday lunchtime in the summer holidays?

"

That's a bit judgemental, as you couldn't see what she was doing. She may have had spina bifida and was sunbathing the back of her neck.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Walking along Bournemouth promenade (or promenading along Bournemouth walk, perhaps) last weekend, I noticed a man lying on his back on the sand with a woman next to him.

Well, not entirely next to him. She had her head in his lap, although nothing was visible as her hair hung down.

"Jammy git" I thought, before a more devilish thought occured.

However, unfortunately I couldn't let the dog I was walking off the lead and throw his ball in that direction.

So I carried on walking - on to the Harvester for lunch.

The end.

Get up to Scarborough you can get a shag at the end of the pier. "

What pier? Hope it wasn't the sea end else you'd have drowned by now.

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