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By *iceguydave OP   Man
over a year ago

Monmouth

There was a Fab Swinger called Jackie,

Who liked her sex sordid and tacky,

She liked more than one bloke,

To give her face a good soak,

So she soon fell in love with bukkake!

...Ok, it's poor and it doesn't scan properly - can any of YOU do better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a bloke named nicedave.

About limericks, boy he did rave.

But that didn't rhyme.

So try one more time.

Cause poetry Dave is my fave.

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! Hopeless with rhyming verses. Used to write stories when I was a lot younger but not since I got married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a little guy in the bath,

On a sex site, having a laugh,

And though he's not stinky,

His cock is so wrinkly,

Makes getting it up such a faff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a little guy in the bath,

On a sex site, having a laugh,

And though he's not stinky,

His cock is so wrinkly,

Makes getting it up such a faff

"

brill ta im usually the one writin poems fa the pissy posse thats the first time anyone's written fa me brilliant thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,

Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,

They found her vagina,

in North Carolina,

and bits of her tits in Brazil

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

An epileptic young woman named Camp

Was seduced on her couch by a tramp

But the first time he squeezed her

She had a Grand seizure

And broke both his balls and a lamp

We all know that tampons are spongy

And often times get rather grungy

But why they have strings

Among other things

Is so that the crabs can all bungee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn Shaz I was going to do Nantucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where is that bloke who can fuck his own ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young man from Harrow

Whose cock was the size of a marrow

No kecks could contain

The bulge and the strain

So he carried it round in a barrow.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A thirty-six year old man from Notts,

********* ******** in a ******

He ****** the whole ******

And then ****** a ******

But she said "******* *** * **** it rots"

(This limerick has been a combined effort between me, both mods and Admin's lawyers)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

There was a young lady in Kent

Who took in a lodger (for rent)

She said "I don't mind

if you pay me in kind

but you'd best be not quickly spent.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I like the one from "The Life of David Gale"......

There once was a girl called Berlin

Who liked a bit, now and again

not now and again

but now and again....

and again, and again.....and again

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By *ylde FloozyWoman
over a year ago

preston

There was a young sailor from Brighton,

Who said "Shit! Your hole is a tight one!"

Said the girl, "Shut your face!

"You're in the wrong place!

"There's plenty of room in the right one!"

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By *ylde FloozyWoman
over a year ago

preston

The nipples of Sarah Strong,

When excited, are twelve inches long.

This embarrassed her lover

Who was pained to discover

She expected no less of his dong.

Boom Boom

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