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I was walking through reception.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...and there was a patch of water, I slipped and fell..

She's a clumsy bint, that must be the 500th time she's done that on the SAME patch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You need to go back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody is obviously bored and glued to day time telly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to go back to work

"

Ahem... I am Ironing! I have to watch something on TV while I am ironing and that was the best I could find. I've recorded it and it just gets better each time I see it. There's always something you didn't see before. It's a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the falling off a ladder one

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"You need to go back to work

Ahem... I am Ironing! I have to watch something on TV while I am ironing and that was the best I could find. I've recorded it and it just gets better each time I see it. There's always something you didn't see before. It's a classic. "

Sent my ironing up for ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the falling off a ladder one "

He's another dopey twat. Same ladder, 200 times. Like, hello twonk, ya ladder's fucked, get a new pair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Are they called a pair of ladders or a set of ladders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno but there is summat about a pair of ladders that rungs a bell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are they called a pair of ladders or a set of ladders?"

They are known singularly as a 'ladder'. Two of them would be a pair, or a set. Even those that are like an inverted 'V' with stays to keep the two halves at a fixed angle are called a 'step-ladder'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they called a pair of ladders or a set of ladders?

They are known singularly as a 'ladder'. Two of them would be a pair, or a set. Even those that are like an inverted 'V' with stays to keep the two halves at a fixed angle are called a 'step-ladder'."

You can definately get a ladder in a pair of tights

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

So is it

'I'll go and get the ladders'

OR

'I'll go and get the ladder '

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So is it

'I'll go and get the ladders'

OR

'I'll go and get the ladder ' "

The latter. It sounds quirky I know, but ladders only applies if there are two or more of them.

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"So is it

'I'll go and get the ladders'

OR

'I'll go and get the ladder '

The latter. It sounds quirky I know, but ladders only applies if there are two or more of them."

I know that wishy, but most of the ladders I know of are in pairs, you know those extendable ones !!!

So they'd be ladders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So is it

'I'll go and get the ladders'

OR

'I'll go and get the ladder '

The latter. It sounds quirky I know, but ladders only applies if there are two or more of them.

I know that wishy, but most of the ladders I know of are in pairs, you know those extendable ones !!!

So they'd be ladders "

They are regarded as a single ladder that has been cut into two or more pieces and fixed together so they can be extended back to their original length, and are known as an extension ladder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"So is it

'I'll go and get the ladders'

OR

'I'll go and get the ladder '

The latter. It sounds quirky I know, but ladders only applies if there are two or more of them.

I know that wishy, but most of the ladders I know of are in pairs, you know those extendable ones !!!

So they'd be ladders

They are regarded as a single ladder that has been cut into two or more pieces and fixed together so they can be extended back to their original length, and are known as an extension ladder."

So the single is now 2 or more and now known as ladders...

I'm so pleased we are having this conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was installing a burglar alarm and was given the wrong ladder.

The company deserved to be sued for employing an idiot to do a professional job.

I am no DIYer but even I know to secure the top and bottom of a ladder before ascending it.

What kind of knob gets a job as a professional burglar alarm installer without knowing basic personal safety, shame they don't name the company I would certainly want to avoid them and thier cowboy installers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was installing a burglar alarm and was given the wrong ladder.

The company deserved to be sued for employing an idiot to do a professional job.

I am no DIYer but even I know to secure the top and bottom of a ladder before ascending it.

What kind of knob gets a job as a professional burglar alarm installer without knowing basic personal safety, shame they don't name the company I would certainly want to avoid them and thier cowboy installers."

we had a Fitter in Work who managed to hit himself in the Face with a Hammer, he was hitting a Steel block and the Hammer bounced back and hit him, guess what ? yes he claimed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the kid at school who broke his toe playing football in the school yard at playtime and got £7000 in compensation, it was shown on TV in a programme about "sue crazy britain" and you could see how the parents didn't give a toss about the kid they were just angling for as much money as they could get and had already planned the family holiday with some of the "winnings"

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE


"I was installing a burglar alarm and was given the wrong ladder.

The company deserved to be sued for employing an idiot to do a professional job.

I am no DIYer but even I know to secure the top and bottom of a ladder before ascending it.

What kind of knob gets a job as a professional burglar alarm installer without knowing basic personal safety, shame they don't name the company I would certainly want to avoid them and thier cowboy installers."

and he did not wear a hard hat nor a hi-vis bloody yellow vest!,the amount of times a safety officer comes round a corner and catches me without my hard hat or my vest and gives me a talking to and takes my name and compa y details but this bloke has neither and is on national tv.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Her fringe gets on my nerves, doesnt suit her having it that short, after the length of time shes been on thought it would of grown by now

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

She must be worth a fortume too by now with the amount of claims she has made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What amazes me about the ladder one is that he knew it was the wrong kinda ladder but still went fuckin up it the tit lol xx

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By *ast and modifiedCouple
over a year ago

near glasgow


"Are they called a pair of ladders or a set of ladders?

They are known singularly as a 'ladder'. Two of them would be a pair, or a set. Even those that are like an inverted 'V' with stays to keep the two halves at a fixed angle are called a 'step-ladder'."
they are actually called single ladder,double ladders and triple ladders

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


"...and there was a patch of water, I slipped and fell..

She's a clumsy bint, that must be the 500th time she's done that on the SAME patch!! "

she has a new job now , where the parcels are done up with plastic string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the entire contents of my make up case fell out all over the floor.. no purse, brush, keys, dildo...just all make up...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"and the entire contents of my make up case fell out all over the floor.. no purse, brush, keys, dildo...just all make up..."

well she is on national tv Darling.. she needs her makeup.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...and there was a patch of water, I slipped and fell..

She's a clumsy bint, that must be the 500th time she's done that on the SAME patch!!

she has a new job now , where the parcels are done up with plastic string "

Didn't they do some basic checks, for example:

Are you a dozey, accident prone bint?

~

Had a mate years ago who was accident prone, always breaking something or falling through roofs etc...

He got fed up of the building trade and came up the pub one night proudly exclaiming he had a new job...

We all fell about when he told us who he'd be working for...

...wait for it...

..

..

.

The Accident Group!

Talk about over-qualified!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"...and there was a patch of water, I slipped and fell..

She's a clumsy bint, that must be the 500th time she's done that on the SAME patch!! "

hey!!!! stop knocking it.... remember poor Declan Swann!! I think he must have been bullied thru his entire school years!!!

probably in witness protection!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who? .. Never heard of him fabs mate.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Who? .. Never heard of him fabs mate. "

declan swan was the original Child actor/ annoying gonk who started in the claims direct adverts....

he fell off the slide and broke his glasses....

if fact there is band called "the declan swans" in homage......

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