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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now. "

Ouchies... Thats what we call any bump graze or cut the kids get....

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Your toe or your toe nail??

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now. "

Your whole toe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now. "

If its come off should it not be the stump that is sore. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got hit sideways on by a car on a roundabout whilst on my bike the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now.

Your whole toe ? "

Doh! Should really learn to proof read before pressing the post button. Yes I meant by whole big toe nail. Still ouchies!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now.

Your whole toe ?

Doh! Should really learn to proof read before pressing the post button. Yes I meant by whole big toe nail. Still ouchies! "

Stubbing toes on things while walking barefoot or in just socks around the house is a really painful experience, have had one or 2 black toenails myself in the past from stubbed toes, so i feel your pain.

Other barefoot injuries can also be painful like treading on a piece of Lego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruised the side of my hand yesterday with a missed timed hit from a hammer as I was taking carpet grip up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bruised the side of my hand yesterday with a missed timed hit from a hammer as I was taking carpet grip up "

Just had that here too after having the house re-carpeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bruised the side of my hand yesterday with a missed timed hit from a hammer as I was taking carpet grip up

Just had that here too after having the house re-carpeted "
Bloody hurts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now.

Your whole toe ?

Doh! Should really learn to proof read before pressing the post button. Yes I meant by whole big toe nail. Still ouchies!

Stubbing toes on things while walking barefoot or in just socks around the house is a really painful experience, have had one or 2 black toenails myself in the past from stubbed toes, so i feel your pain.

Other barefoot injuries can also be painful like treading on a piece of Lego. "
Or a 3 pin plug in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bruised the side of my hand yesterday with a missed timed hit from a hammer as I was taking carpet grip up

Just had that here too after having the house re-carpeted Bloody hurts too "

It's like the hammer is magnetically drawn to the hand and not nails or whatever it is your supposed to hit that's not your hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we are both accident prone and always getting injured. On Sunday, D got the Christmas dec's down, but didn't shut the loft hatch properley. Yesterday I managed to time it perfectly and walk underneath it as it fell! I know have mild concussion and off work for a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off "

At least you had the bacon to soothe help take your mind off the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always banging myself - funny one years ago was unloading the stock off the wagon and a stack of about two dozen plastic laundry baskets slid down onto my toe - bloody hurt for a few minutes and then seemed ok - a few weeks as my nail grew it was pure black - it lifted off eventually but has grown back ok - looked horrible for a few months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off "

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Fell down a pothole in the grass at Kestrels a year ago..whilst carrying a sunbed with someone, I am glad to say I was wearing a sarong and not sprawled naked on the ground.

Bloomin hurt ended up in A&E with two weeks off work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon "
no blisters on my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon no blisters on my bum "

thank god for that thought it was a new method of multi tasking for us lasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon no blisters on my bum

thank god for that thought it was a new method of multi tasking for us lasses "
No it hadn't got to that yet we can still just use our hands to cook

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon no blisters on my bum

thank god for that thought it was a new method of multi tasking for us lasses "

Do these nudists who appear on old nudist camp films cooking avoid the bacon?

Would think cooking naked to be a very hazardous task.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I was ironing OH's polo shirts brought the iron too far towards myself and caught my tummy (bare) with the side of the iron had a 4" burn across it

About 8 years ago I broke my wrist and tore the ligaments in my right thigh doing the splits on a wet floor (naked again) had to crawl from the back room into the hall to find my clothes and limp next door to get a lift to the hospital.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon no blisters on my bum

thank god for that thought it was a new method of multi tasking for us lasses

Do these nudists who appear on old nudist camp films cooking avoid the bacon?

Would think cooking naked to be a very hazardous task. "

I just stand away from the cooker a little and cook bacon in a high sided pan never a fry pan or grill .

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Once slipped in the shower and banged my funny bone, not sure why they call it the funny bone, it did'nt feel funny, it hurt!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Well we are both accident prone and always getting injured. On Sunday, D got the Christmas dec's down, but didn't shut the loft hatch properley. Yesterday I managed to time it perfectly and walk underneath it as it fell! I know have mild concussion and off work for a week "

Oops I feel for you that hurts !

My loft ladder slipped as I was putting it back up with the pole. Came down hard Just into my hairline Cut me an 1" long got quite a scar and a black eye. Bled loads what a mess. These accidents always happen when I am alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking bacon the other day when it decided to spit at me ...I mean no manners .I'm now left with half a dozen or so little burn blisters ....looks like chicken pox although hasn't put anyone off

no specs on and read that as bum blisters - i was a tad concerned about how you fry you bacon no blisters on my bum

thank god for that thought it was a new method of multi tasking for us lasses

Do these nudists who appear on old nudist camp films cooking avoid the bacon?

Would think cooking naked to be a very hazardous task. "

haha at the club they used to be very careful at the bbq

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Cricket ball in the nuts when I was at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cricket ball in the nuts when I was at school "

Ouchzat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cricket ball in the nuts when I was at school "

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once slipped in the shower and banged my funny bone, not sure why they call it the funny bone, it did'nt feel funny, it hurt!"

made me laugh

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I got run over on a lollipop lady crossing.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

On my 1st shift when i was a lollipop lady i fell off the kerb and broke my ankle boss was with me

kerb was soon lowered and owner of the house behind it thanked me as they had been trying to get it lowered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my 1st shift when i was a lollipop lady i fell off the kerb and broke my ankle boss was with me

kerb was soon lowered and owner of the house behind it thanked me as they had been trying to get it lowered"

Hang on a min, did a sexy West Country gal get run over on the crossing you were supposed to monitor before you fell over

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I get at least a dozen paper cuts a day. No idea how - I rarely work with paper.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Repairing a lorry many years ago it got knocked into gear and I got run over by the front wheel breaking my tibia and heavy bruising of my other leg John

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now.

Your whole toe ?

Doh! Should really learn to proof read before pressing the post button. Yes I meant by whole big toe nail. Still ouchies! "
Oooohhhh that sets my teeth on edge, hate losing nails, so sore for weeks afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random injuries, what's your most random?

Only ask as my big toe has just come off completely after bashing my big toe last week and it's a tad sore now. "

Being a medic, I've come across many bizarre injuries. One of the oddest was a little girl who had tried to make a hole in conker. She put a knitting needle on the table pointing upwards, the conker on top of that and pushed down with both hands. The needle went through conker and both hands and we were greeted by what looked like a little girl holding a conker shish-kebab.

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth


"Got hit sideways on by a car on a roundabout whilst on my bike the other day "

Ouch! Similar thing happened to me a few weeks ago on my vespa. Unfortunately for me, the pain in my shoulder means I'm still not back to riding again yet

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