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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"let me think what i would do
it looks like you have to do the ironing ...........so"
That's a doddle as she doesn't like anyone ironing her clothes but her. I iron mine as and when I need them, and littleun's, well, he only a foot and a half tall so his clothes can be done in one pass lol
% chance of a BJ: 60%
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get that done , but leave the iron out so when she returns you can warn her about it being hot and to be carefull not to burn herself , this will emphasise and exagerate the work done"
Noooo... she's one of these house proud people with OCD. If the ironing board is left out when it's finished with, it does her nut in.
No BJ.
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it seems difficult to avoid the task of tidying up the tools , but you can do this while she is getting the dinner sorted ( dont forget to get something out of the freezer) and remind her it will save time if she gets a bath while its cooking "
I do most of the cooking anyway so I'll have it ready for 5.30. The deal is whoever cooks, the other baths littleun. She gets that job while I tidy away the kitchen, have a smoke outside in the garden with a nice cool beer. I ain't stupid.
% chance of a BJ: 75%
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perhaps the old trick of having a yellow duster tucked into the back of your belt thats been ( forgoten ) about
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She'd see through that as she knows I don't even know where they are kept and have no idea what a bottle? can? spray? of glass cleaner? wood polish? looks like. No BJ.
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and of course having the hoover to hand in case the phone rings in the middle of the day ( hang on let me turn this fecking thing off i cant hear you )
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This one is a sure fire winner as she hates hoovering with a passion. We only have carpets up the stairs and in all the upstairs rooms, the rest is wooden flooring downstairs and a quick shuffle round with the long-headed cleaner's type broom makes short work of that.
% chance of a BJ: 90%
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it makes you wonder sometimes if its worth all this fecking around just to save the few quid that an au pair costs
im sure i could fill her day with a properly calculated multitasking work roster
and the missus could put her feet up and watch coronation street , without rushing to sort you out with the BJ "
Wassamatta? Dun you like having ya dick sucked then??? If I mention 'au pair' - two words that together would be fatal to my sex life - she automatically thinks of nubile 18y/o blonde haired, blue eyed, Swedish nymphettes.
% chance of a BJ: Never, ever fookin again!!
The best time to nail her is 6am, just before little legs decides to invade us leaving zero chance of some hanky panky. That, or 9pm, just after she's had her bath and as long as America's Next Top fookin Model isn't on, which if it is will take her up to 10pm and then bed.
Bloody kids. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |