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By *zeye73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Amersham

9 Things That Drive Me Insane

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

(unknown author)

More examples please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a coffee shop..

The words can I get....

No you can't get it.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"In a coffee shop..

The words can I get....

No you can't get it.

"

They say that in the US, if you say "can i have" they look at you like you've got 2 heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day . To be honest with you. Those two statements have no meaning in modern language . Also 'ultilise' is what people say when trying to sound clever . When in fact that sound like David Brent

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

You are definatly insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry that people must spend their whole lives in a passive aggressive rage at peoples turn of phrase. Eventually they will find a sniper rifle and sit on top of a church tower picking of the perpetrators of said heinous crimes.... Sheesh chill!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are definatly insane "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was saying things that make me sound dim . . I'd be glad to have it pointed out . Imagine being at a high level job interview and you use language like a throw away medium . You'll not really come across well will you ?

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By *zeye73 OP   Man
over a year ago

Amersham

I think the element of humour may have already been lost from this and it only took the 4th message to do it.................. That's annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest like. . At the end of the day. . I dunno what you mean ? What's well annoying init ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Thursday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9 Things That Drive Me Insane

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

(unknown author)

More examples please..... "

No.2 my tv doesnt have any buttons if you lose the remote your fucked

no.8 longer than life...Rot in your grave thats a lot longer lol

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

No 2: surely deciding to never look for your remote and walk to the TV forever is a stupid solution

No 9: a lot of bus stops have more than one bus that pass it, maybe just answer the old dears question an stop being a tight ass lol

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By *rysandMadsCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

I believe it is originally Lee Evans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste messages pee me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I will actually have a heart attack if one of my "friends" messages me before I do them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the end of the day . To be honest with you. Those two statements have no meaning in modern language . Also 'ultilise' is what people say when trying to sound clever . When in fact that sound like David Brent "

At the end of the day mate, that would be "utilise" to be honest with you

Sorry, couldn't resist

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Life is short.. Stop ranting and start living

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

People who start a conversation with "I'm not being funny but..."

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