FabSwingers.com forum: I am not genuine...

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and it achieved what ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You too huh? I've been on here for years and not had one successful meet. As most men believe single females on here are fake I have constantly struggled to meet and spend my evenings fooling new members into thinking I'm real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant."

That was a rant. No doubt

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant."

you are right, it was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about it. I was given a veri without asking from a previous life as another profile. ...amazing who can track you down on here !

Life's just as much fun with no green tick....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant."
I'd still do Yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

and breath

I think that was a rant."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant."

In fact I think all the women on here are men and all the men on here are women!!

Nobody ever meets or ever goes to socials. In fact I was discussing this with myself at the last social I went to cos no fecker turned up!

Mini rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications. O

I think that was a rant."
well that's the worst chat up lines I've ever heard but ok where we going ?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

nah, you're making it up - you're a fake fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

And I'm Mary poppins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant.

In fact I think all the women on here are men and all the men on here are women!!

Nobody ever meets or ever goes to socials. In fact I was discussing this with myself at the last social I went to cos no fecker turned up!

Mini rant."
if I'm a woman I'm kinda concerned about what I just saw in me boxers....heads off to get it vejazzled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant."

Hehe... I feel your pain, on the other hand while they are moaning about nonexistent genuine females, they arnt starting up threads about all the rude people not replying... I've just jinxed it haven't i??? Doh !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I don't get it

I am thinking someone has accused her of not being genuine and she is enraged

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And your first name is bottomsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

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yeah and I'm the pope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it

I am thinking someone has accused her of not being genuine and she is enraged

Ohhhhh,my brain is a bit tired tonight. Some people eh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I don't get it

I am thinking someone has accused her of not being genuine and she is enraged

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how very dare they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

yeah and I'm the pope "

Should I genuflect at your feet?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

He'd probably prefer you to kiss his ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

yeah and I'm the pope

Should I genuflect at your feet?"
nah under me robe

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I don't get it

I am thinking someone has accused her of not being genuine and she is enraged

Nah View, never actually, just a little dig at the ones who moan about the fact there are no single women on here.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"and it achieved what ?

It felt goooooooood!!!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"And your first name is bottomsy"

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

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I would turn for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

yeah and I'm the pope "

How date you not believe us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

I would turn for you

Clockwise or anti clockwise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

yeah and I'm the pope

How date you not believe us

"
Is that the royal us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

I would turn for you

Clockwise or anti clockwise?

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at my age legs it will be slowly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

yeah and I'm the pope

How date you not believe us

Is that the royal us

Topsy and I

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You were definitely fake all the times I've met you. As was I.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You were definitely fake all the times I've met you. As was I.

I noticed that too. Figments of each other's imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when you're mad x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

I would turn for you

Clockwise or anti clockwise?

at my age legs it will be slowly xx

Ha ha I'm in the same decade as you now so that's no excuse you old fogey

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

I would turn for you

Clockwise or anti clockwise?

at my age legs it will be slowly xx

Ha ha I'm in the same decade as you now so that's no excuse you old fogey

I can do it upside down and I'm even older!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I love it when you're mad x x"

It's that grumpy default setting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or single or even a woman.

I never meet for sex, go to clubs or socials and I message my victims incessantly with empty promises. No really, I do.

These claims can all be confirmed on my non-existant verifications.

I think that was a rant. I'd still do Yer

But Tosh, you're straight

I would turn for you

Clockwise or anti clockwise?

at my age legs it will be slowly xx

Ha ha I'm in the same decade as you now so that's no excuse you old fogey

I can do it upside down and I'm even older!"

and for my next trick........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about it, apparently I'm using someone else's pics, or they're years old lol, oh and I'm the only guy on here that doesn't want to meet anything with a hole so I'm weird

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it."

That's bloody hard work though.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it.

That's bloody hard work though. "

Nah, they'd only have to poke me a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it."

I'll verify you as fake hun. You and that topsy. In fact the three of us had a fake chat at the xstasia social. See three fake fems - all in one room!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it.

I'll verify you as fake hun. You and that topsy. In fact the three of us had a fake chat at the xstasia social. See three fake fems - all in one room!"

That wasn't me, it wasn't him either. Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I wish I had love o s body.. He nearly nicked my name .. Or did I nick his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm a

And I'm Mary poppins!

You need to be careful popping poppins' poppers....some of them are fake. Especially those from the internet!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"I don't get it

I am thinking someone has accused her of not being genuine and she is enraged

how very dare they"
unfounded allegations on FAB? No No No! I'm a cartoon animation voiced over by a well known celebrity, with absolutely no time whatsoever to meet as my diarist keeps blocking my appointment ledger with commitments to scratch the backs of corrupt politicians in return for a worthless recognition come the New year.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I don't get it

I am thinking someone has accused her of not being genuine and she is enraged

how very dare they unfounded allegations on FAB? No No No! I'm a cartoon animation voiced over by a well known celebrity, with absolutely no time whatsoever to meet as my diarist keeps blocking my appointment ledger with commitments to scratch the backs of corrupt politicians in return for a worthless recognition come the New year.

That's a dastardly plan.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it.

I'll verify you as fake hun. You and that topsy. In fact the three of us had a fake chat at the xstasia social. See three fake fems - all in one room!"

Yes, I must get round to writing my veris from that night! I am so crap sometimes.

You did some fake beating of Topsy's fake arse too

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Rather leaves the question...whose back doors did I smash in then ?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I suppose I should arrange another meet so I can get someone to check and verify I genuinely am a fake. All my other veris seem to have missed it.

I'll verify you as fake hun. You and that topsy. In fact the three of us had a fake chat at the xstasia social. See three fake fems - all in one room!

Yes, I must get round to writing my veris from that night! I am so crap sometimes.

You did some fake beating of Topsy's fake arse too

Not that I noticed, being fake an' all.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Rather leaves the question...whose back doors did I smash in then ?

It was a dream. Like Bobby Ewing, you'll wake up in the shower soon.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I'll try not to flood it out this time then

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'll try not to flood it out this time then

It's why the shower curtain is there you numpty. Saved me washing the floor though.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Who flooded the bed then? Was that fake as well ?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Who flooded the bed then? Was that fake as well ?"

Yep, and entirely your fault.

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