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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

This shit really boils my piss (which would probably get me arrested or something now).

Yet another reason why this country is run/will potentially be run by a bunch of twats.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That article is kind of misleading. A better, unbiased, blog post was posted here yesterday.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Ahh, I didn't see that one! Sorry for repeating!

Still, kinda puts a halt to my dreams of becoming a star, lol!


"That article is kind of misleading. A better, unbiased, blog post was posted here yesterday. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh good..farting is not on there..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Cake farting...!!!! Look it up..it's out there!!!


"oh good..farting is not on there.. "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Ahh, I didn't see that one! Sorry for repeating!

Still, kinda puts a halt to my dreams of becoming a star, lol!

"

It doesn't say there is going to be no porn, just certain things are not allowed

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

But a lot of those I love!! Booooooo!

*pouts*


"Ahh, I didn't see that one! Sorry for repeating!

Still, kinda puts a halt to my dreams of becoming a star, lol!

It doesn't say there is going to be no porn, just certain things are not allowed "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Stock up now !

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

HA! Will do!


"Stock up now ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But a lot of those I love!! Booooooo!

*pouts*

Ahh, I didn't see that one! Sorry for repeating!

Still, kinda puts a halt to my dreams of becoming a star, lol!

It doesn't say there is going to be no porn, just certain things are not allowed "

It's not as bad as that article says. I can't find yesterday's post to link it, but female ejaculation isn't banned, for example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just exactly how do "they" plan to stop people watching, "banned" material? I cannot see how they can keep up with the volume. If I want to download a fisting film, from the states or Germany for example, how can they actually stop it?

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I think they're banning the PRODUCTION of such material in the UK.

I still can't undserstand the logic behind it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"

It's not as bad as that article says. I can't find yesterday's post to link it, but female ejaculation isn't banned, for example. "

A mod removed it.

To anyone else, please check the rules for the allowed links before posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just exactly how do "they" plan to stop people watching, "banned" material? I cannot see how they can keep up with the volume. If I want to download a fisting film, from the states or Germany for example, how can they actually stop it?"

You really didn't read the article did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is banned then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is banned then? "

I was wondering that too

I cant be bothered to copy n paste i far prefer people to actually say rather than post a link

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

There are lots of bits of legislation that sneak up on people that don't cause a fuss until people get caught up in them

Classic example.... How many people "south of the border" know that as of next week England and Scotland will have different drink drive limits?????.... Double bonus points if anyone not in Scotland knows what the new limit will be without having to google it??

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm guessing that the next act will ban hoods, gags, Violet Wands, electrostim, suspension play; you can't be too careful, can you.

Also, there is a substantiated link between death from cardiovascular disease, during intercourse, and male age; let's ban sex for men over 60, or 55, or .....

Seriously; this is censorship, and it's poorly thought through legislation.

Not surprisingly, I can't find where it originated or was debated.

So, whoever came up with this; f*ck right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just exactly how do "they" plan to stop people watching, "banned" material? I cannot see how they can keep up with the volume. If I want to download a fisting film, from the states or Germany for example, how can they actually stop it?

You really didn't read the article did you "

Err...No! Hence the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are lots of bits of legislation that sneak up on people that don't cause a fuss until people get caught up in them

Classic example.... How many people "south of the border" know that as of next week England and Scotland will have different drink drive limits?????.... Double bonus points if anyone not in Scotland knows what the new limit will be without having to google it??"

I know oh choose me teacher. As a scot living down south I do have an advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering"."

Sounds like a regular Friday in the Polk household.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing that the next act will ban hoods, gags, Violet Wands, electrostim, suspension play; you can't be too careful, can you.

Also, there is a substantiated link between death from cardiovascular disease, during intercourse, and male age; let's ban sex for men over 60, or 55, or .....

Seriously; this is censorship, and it's poorly thought through legislation.

Not surprisingly, I can't find where it originated or was debated.

So, whoever came up with this; f*ck right off.

And I hope they hurt themselves in the process.

"

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By *omewhat_kinkyCouple
over a year ago

reigate

reading the article, it applies to porn produced and hosted in the UK. it does not prevent viewers watching stuff produced and hosted elsewhere. (till they decide to nanny the net that is) there's nothing to prevent people making this stuff, encrypting it, sending it overseas and hosting it in a country with a more liberal regime. just don't get caught making it......

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I'm fucked, then...and not in a good way!

I can't help but want to dig out my old copy of Preaching to the Perverted!


"I'm guessing that the next act will ban hoods, gags, Violet Wands, electrostim, suspension play; you can't be too careful, can you.

"

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Facesitting and water sports? really? fucking westminster nannies, we'll all be watching ankle porn or getting our jollies from carry on films soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... I scored 6/10 on that list. Doesn't bode well for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no that goes my face sitting job

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By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Ahhh yes...The anti socialisation of sexual diversity....

Just look at the calibre of the legislators...Other than when they were being fagged at boarding school can you see any of them enjoying any format of sexual diversity.

Soon all men will be required to carry upon there persons...

1...A date stamped health check form

2...A Home Office consent form to be signed by his partner prior to the commencement of missionary intercourse only.

3...All other activities will require a manual handling certificate.

4...A calibrated breath test machine, to be administered to both him and his partner, in case...

All samples will be tagged flagged and cross referenced with...

5...An up to date CRB check.

A copy of which to be retained upon the person at all times.

All the above is of course subject to third party fees (legislators will be on the boards of Directors), and VAT.

So, sex will be taxable under licence...

Any man found in possession of a consensual woman without the required forms will be liable to a fine or imprisonment or both.

Welcome to the new order prohibitionists.

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By *omewhat_kinkyCouple
over a year ago

reigate


"Ahhh yes...The anti socialisation of sexual diversity....

Just look at the calibre of the legislators...Other than when they were being fagged at boarding school can you see any of them enjoying any format of sexual diversity.

Soon all men will be required to carry upon there persons...

1...A date stamped health check form

2...A Home Office consent form to be signed by his partner prior to the commencement of missionary intercourse only.

3...All other activities will require a manual handling certificate.

4...A calibrated breath test machine, to be administered to both him and his partner, in case...

All samples will be tagged flagged and cross referenced with...

5...An up to date CRB check.

A copy of which to be retained upon the person at all times.

All the above is of course subject to third party fees (legislators will be on the boards of Directors), and VAT.

So, sex will be taxable under licence...

Any man found in possession of a consensual woman without the required forms will be liable to a fine or imprisonment or both.

Welcome to the new order prohibitionists.

"

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Ahhh yes...The anti socialisation of sexual diversity....

Just look at the calibre of the legislators...Other than when they were being fagged at boarding school can you see any of them enjoying any format of sexual diversity.

Soon all men will be required to carry upon there persons...

1...A date stamped health check form

2...A Home Office consent form to be signed by his partner prior to the commencement of missionary intercourse only.

3...All other activities will require a manual handling certificate.

4...A calibrated breath test machine, to be administered to both him and his partner, in case...

All samples will be tagged flagged and cross referenced with...

5...An up to date CRB check.

A copy of which to be retained upon the person at all times.

All the above is of course subject to third party fees (legislators will be on the boards of Directors), and VAT.

So, sex will be taxable under licence...

Any man found in possession of a consensual woman without the required forms will be liable to a fine or imprisonment or both.

Welcome to the new order prohibitionists.

"

You forgot something....

Hi Viz vests will be worn at all times!

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By *ouseCarlMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

...hi viz vests....I should have remembered... how silly of me.

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By *omewhat_kinkyCouple
over a year ago

reigate

don't forget the plank across the arse ... just in case you fall in that is

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago


"I'm fucked, then...and not in a good way!

I can't help but want to dig out my old copy of Preaching to the Perverted!

I'm guessing that the next act will ban hoods, gags, Violet Wands, electrostim, suspension play; you can't be too careful, can you.

"

on the up-side ... preaching to the perverted has just been re-mastered and re-released ... kinda topical so it turns out

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

They didnt keep it quiet at all, it's been quite the topic for over a year now.

Just because you didn't see it, doesn't mean it was not there

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Yes it does. I see all and know all. If I didn't know about it, it DEFINITELY wasn't there!


"They didnt keep it quiet at all, it's been quite the topic for over a year now.

Just because you didn't see it, doesn't mean it was not there"

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago


"Not surprisingly, I can't find where it originated or was debated.

So, whoever came up with this; f*ck right off."

this is the work of Ed Vaizey tory (of course, who else???) minister for culture, communications and creative industries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The EU tried banning all porn including censoring the internet last year with its sneakily titled policy, "eliminating gender stereotyping".

Luckily a Swedish libertarian person from the pirate party spotted the small print and faced it down as an act of censorship.

Still you know how they keep trying till they get what they want....

I'd stock up now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bugger me, heres another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger me, heres another. "
....

Oooer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bugger me, heres another. ....

Oooer "

Missus, you can't say oooer, without adding on missus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger me, heres another. ....

Oooer Missus, you can't say oooer, without adding on missus. "

.

Ohh fiddle sticks.

Oh what about "yeah baby" instead

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bugger me, heres another. ....

Oooer Missus, you can't say oooer, without adding on missus. .

Ohh fiddle sticks.

Oh what about "yeah baby" instead"

Sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger me, heres another. ....

Oooer Missus, you can't say oooer, without adding on missus. .

Ohh fiddle sticks.

Oh what about "yeah baby" insteadSufficient. "

.

That's just what she said last night

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

BOOM BOOM!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not surprisingly, I can't find where it originated or was debated.

So, whoever came up with this; f*ck right off.

this is the work of Ed Vaizey tory (of course, who else???) minister for culture, communications and creative industries."

Well of course they want it banned and driven underground. They get their kicks if their porn is thought to be seedy and illegal.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bump

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