FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to Describe your sex life how would you ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UP and down ... that's my sex life right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In & Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round n Round

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dusty

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Adventurous

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London

Virtual lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A complete famine with the very occasional feast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UP and down ... that's my sex life right now.

DEAD.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

non existent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single-handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single-handed

Hahaha, star wars.... Han solo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sporadic

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By *omewhat_kinkyCouple
over a year ago

reigate

Fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently regular but would like more with him but that's life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shipwrecked haha

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

What's a sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NON EXISTANT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varied

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

The Exploration of new & exciting

Boundaries

Or to put another way

Bloody well loving it

!!!!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Rubbish

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's need lowering

from my head to my genitals!

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

What sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schizophrenic or bi-polar.

Sometimes it's very wild and adventurous, other times it's a bit dull and boring and at other times loving and tender...

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By *igjohn78Man
over a year ago

lincoln

poorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Schizophrenic or bi-polar.

Sometimes it's very wild and adventurous, other times it's a bit dull and boring and at other times loving and tender..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbish "

hahaha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Satisfying, Boundary Pushing, Dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/12/14 13:39:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sahara desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Satisfying, Boundary Pushing, Dirty."

Oh perchance to dream

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yea, mine's fairly bi-polar!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

patchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feast or famine x

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

Born again Virgin

it's been that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In and out

"
yes . x xx

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sex life. What's that?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Warm and wet and hard on the lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incredible

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Like the weather, sometimes it's warm, sometimes it's wet, but we do get it every day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like food, You get hungry every four hours. You need to secure a regular supply if u dont want to starv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best it's ever been.

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What's a sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extinct ......

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Once in a blue moon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been very lucky

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Whenever I'm awake in bed and sometimes when I'm out of it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Practically non existant.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Excellent!

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Zilch

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Dead. Extinct. It is no more. Nonexistent

Or alternatively very solitary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one exciting for a very longtime.. Yawn..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has its moments and at this moment its hit and miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. Work = knackered.

Days off?! Ooo la la... Love to send my other half pics through the day when he,s off. Just a little taster...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one exciting for a very longtime.. Yawn..

Or may be you're just too fussy

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Like buses if um lucky.....you wait the right one then two come along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex life is currently nothing more than a box of tender touches, gentle affections, hungry desires and ravenous lusts, rusting away and gathering dust in a dark garage, unappreciated, unwanted, wasted.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"UP and down ... that's my sex life right now.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

As illusive as dark energy.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Minimalistic tending towards Bauhaus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare and nearly non existent.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We would describe it as "our sexlife" ....some bi ladies would do well to remember that....when they believe they're gratiously inviting us into theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsatisfactory. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. Someones been reading the dictionary.

How do you come up with all these words? You should have been a writer.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Minimalistic tending towards Bauhaus. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sex life is currently nothing more than a box of tender touches, gentle affections, hungry desires and ravenous lusts, rusting away and gathering dust in a dark garage, unappreciated, unwanted, wasted."
well I say and rusting away in the dark . Been some good ones here but this is very different .

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

It sounds awesome but yet dark.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sounds like a box of old spanners.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

It sounds awesome but yet dark."

It sounds very "Morrisey" to me....

"I know I'm unloveable......etc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a dry spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A series of fortunate or unfortunate events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freakin' awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freakin' awesome

Not fair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Effing amazing!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can anyone spot the correlation between male, female and couples and their descriptions of fantastic or non existent?

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Can anyone spot the correlation between male, female and couples and their descriptions of fantastic or non existent?

Females always have the fun when it comes to sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good ,but need more excitment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. Someones been reading the dictionary.

How do you come up with all these words? You should have been a writer.

I use poetic language sometimes as it just feels like the best way to communicate whatever I'm feeling, a bit like a dying firefly shining its final light in the darkness, in the hope that someone may just find it beautiful enough to be worth saving

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

What's one of them? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Don't let it go to waste... It's lonely in dark garages.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Time of my life...queue song

Really the best fucking sex of my life in last few months. Haven't got a refund from the sex addiction program but I'm too satisfied to care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. Someones been reading the dictionary.

How do you come up with all these words? You should have been a writer.

Are you sure it's not because you're trying out the length of different words to see if they'll fit on your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine at the moment is best described as snatched outdoor moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frantic and complicated but very very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. Someones been reading the dictionary.

How do you come up with all these words? You should have been a writer.

Are you sure it's not because you're trying out the length of different words to see if they'll fit on your cock?"

Well I was going to try 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' except I found the sound of it was something quite atrocious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine at the moment is best described as snatched outdoor moments

Outdoor snatch moments?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Lacking in kink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting more interesting! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty Normal..

Although entering new Territory...

Shits about to get fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope fully I'll start to have one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine at the moment is best described as snatched outdoor moments

Outdoor snatch moments?"

Those as well

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Hopeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maddeningly frustrating but with very high potential

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A bit like the weather, mainly wet.

but without the umbrella.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Slow....and seductive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like being in the desert finding only the occasional oasis lol

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'd say mine is, interesting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it is good, it is very very good. Definately quality over quantity

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Amazing (with each other) and sometimes we ask someone to join us to add to the fun and

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

All this fun, just makes it better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving, eclectic, kinky, rough and gentle

S&M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varied and bloody awesome

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Frickin fantastic

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Missing in action since Valentine day 2014.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurious. Shocking. Onanistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky. Passionate. Fun.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Explorative. Wanting more.

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By *UFC9Man
over a year ago

Whitley Bay & Tamworth

On the up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines non existent right now. But for a very good reason x

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Mines non existent right now. But for a very good reason x"

You are prefers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldnt get any better

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

On hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as filthy and as often as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All in hand

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Dear Penthouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty dread. I just can't be arsed.

Although I'm not counting face sitting. That's just my god given right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is just missing a cinema visit and the woman I desire to take me to the club she suggested and mine will be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking increasingly amazing

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Moribund

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"UP and down ... that's my sex life right now.

What is a sex life ?

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Hi, with a body like yours, you should be having a busy sex life!

Xxx

_tripper9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete blessing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's sex? Is that when you play with someone else's belly button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic, brilliant, surreal. Always making new fantasies a reality. No complaints!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's sex? Is that when you play with someone else's belly button?"
haha..

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