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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large banana

Instructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.

2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.

4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.

5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!

6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl." NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

7 wipe banana on curtains

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wanna do some cooking!

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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"7 wipe banana on curtains"
naughty naughty!

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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long do you pre-heat the oven for?

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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"How long do you pre-heat the oven for?"
oh! A good while I would say!

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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I wanna do some cooking! "
we'd all be perfect cake makers in no time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say an oven needs to be warmed before the meat goes in "

Spelling adjusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mixing bowl isn't fur-lined! Are points deducted for a smooth bowl? xx

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By *bony in Ivory OP   Couple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"My mixing bowl isn't fur-lined! Are points deducted for a smooth bowl? xx"
sure the smooth bowl be fine without the thatchednesssss! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I say or hear the word banana now I get an image in my head of a Minion dancing Hawaiian style in a big tub of mixed fruit with Mixed fruit head wear.

Anyone else seen Despicable Me 2 will know what I'm prattling on about

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