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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

apparently there are thousands of laptops free from the government goin unclaimed plus a free years internet access. this only applies in england,

so if any of you know a family i think the kids need to be aged between 7 and 14??? obvoiusly i hope they would be used in the correct way so if any of you know a family who could use one direct them to martins money saver tips webpage and the details there how to claim them!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm.. so much for the poor getting sod all! I could do with a nice shiny new computer and all my internet access paid for (that alone costs us £200 per year) but hey, let's give it all to the fookin lazy eh?

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

do they come with a web cam and printer etc ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do they come with a web cam and printer etc ?"

If you beg enough, or barter with one of the participating stores who want to offload some old shit they've had lying about for three years... hey, the govt will buy all the old tat we can sell it.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

familys ............ poor single blokes left out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"familys ............ poor single blokes left out again "

well its their own goddam fault for not puting it about a bit more and having 3 kids by 5 fuck buddies innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ach ignore me am on the rampage today student fundin made a major fuck up and murder levels at an all time high!

but seriously its a good thing for the folk that maybe cant afford a laptop for the weans homework and of course there will always be the ones who will flog it or whatever x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was no mention of having a low paid job to qualify. It just said under £16k. Which applies to the lazy unemployed assholes who already have plasma TVs at our expense... now they got a nice shiny new pooter to go with it.

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

you seam to be making a hell of a lot of through away comments, please tell were you get all of your factual evidence for this..

you a judging a hell of a lot of people who could realy realy do with this help on possibly a few familys that you may or may not know of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

there u go again tarrin everyone with the same brush!

do you have any idea the amount of people unemployed through no fault of their own, somethin to do with this recession thing????

oh and full time hrs on the minimum wage also equals less than 16 k a yr and thats before we go into the amount of people who are in part time employment!

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

there only trying to give them away because otherwise they have to pay for them to be scrapped in an envoromentally safe fashion

furthermore there are very familys that use this site , so its hardly worth promoting it on here

perhaps a poscard on Lidle notice board , or in the widow of a few soup kitchens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many of the laptops are earmarked for children with severe disabilities and special educational needs, I doubt anyone would deny access to laptops for them?

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By *r n mrs swingCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

well i have a son who is 8 and we have one just the computer not the free internet access as we PAY for that cos my partner HAS a job my son uses it nearly every day and since having it his school work has come on in leaps and bounds so should we not have one then ???? we are a working family on low income and my partner works long hours thanku!!!!

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

no how would you know what sort of famils are on this site. allready I have met a large number in clubs that are young familys, so actuly it may be helpful to some on this site.

you post stinks of snobbery if you opend your eyes to what is happening in this country you will see that the more we seperaite class the worse of we will be. do you think some familys have a chance when finance is stopping them getting the same education as those from high earning familys.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Hopefully anyone who sits in their Ivory towers lording over the "lazy scroungers" who happen to have been thrown out of work because of the recession won't ever have to be in that position.

I aim loathe to take off a couple of posts as to be honest, they are true, but sadly I have to.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

In the report that led up to the decision to give out Free laptops and free internet access for 1 year (which incidentally is limited to access to certain sites only), it was reported that young pupils who have such access to computers go on to have an average Two grade increase in their GCSE's.

Now if that isn't a good reason to help these disadvantaged families out then I don't know what is.

If it means that the children of the long term unemployed gain GCSE grades that are likely to enhance their own employment opportunities, then that can only be a bloody good thing.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the point of free laptops for kids, they are too young for fabswingers and pornsites, what else could they be used for ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the fairies have been in and i apologize to them for havin to remove some of my posts im a nwty nwty girl !!

but some of the remarks made by certain people were just rude and snobbish but come as no surprise!

the point of this freebie from the government was to give kids a chance to use appropriate technology to help them with their studies not every family workin or not can afford laptops or net access and computer skills are essential in todays job market xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is the website ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Type in Martins money into google.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Martin Lewis's moneysavingsexpert.com

Subscribing to his free weekly e-mail is a good idea too, loads of financial information, links and money saving tips.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

ppsstt I didn't put that on purpose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Martin Lewis's moneysavingsexpert.com

Subscribing to his free weekly e-mail is a good idea too, loads of financial information, links and money saving tips.

"

yup!! ugg boots for 50 quid, half price ipods and loads of other good information x

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

* A repost of my earlier comment that had to be removed when I quoted another post *

Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

The Local Authority here ran a similar scheme a few years ago to get computers into as many homes as possible to give the less fortunate kids a better chance with their education, which would lead onto them getting better jobs and having a better chance in life!

Really can't believe the attitude of some that just think, no matter what, they are better than the rest of us!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Incidentally, the internet access they get free for a year is through the BT educational service they offer to schools.

There is also other limited access that includes Tesco's and Asda online grocery shopping and Amazon along with a small list of other sites like Wikipedia Schools.

This is one instance where public money is well spent and for the right reasons.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I didnt see the two posts that where removed but surely this is a brilliant idea. How can anyone be against children being able to have help towards their education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many of the laptops are earmarked for children with severe disabilities and special educational needs, I doubt anyone would deny access to laptops for them? "

That's simply not true. There are 10,000 laptops left over from the first 'drive' to bring the lowest in our society online, and they are being allocated on a first come first served basis so as you meet the not so stringent criteria, which is:

*at least one child between the ages of 7-14

* an income no greater than £16k per household

* that you are not online already (although checks are NOT being made to establish this)

It's not hard to see how the criminal element of the lowest class are going to spot an absolute kicker in terms of getting a laptop worth £528 for free then go knock it out down the pub for £300 or more.

I'd have thought these families on the so called breadline would have needed £500 for much more mundane things - like food & clothing, y'know, the lets keep the family ALIVE sort of mundane crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread. "

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

riiiggghhhhhtt so only the lower classes have a criminal element ooookkkk....

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


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Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?"

looks like it

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Incidentally, the internet access they get free for a year is through the BT educational service they offer to schools.

There is also other limited access that includes Tesco's and Asda online grocery shopping and Amazon along with a small list of other sites like Wikipedia Schools.

This is one instance where public money is well spent and for the right reasons.

"

I'll drink to that! Hic, Hic, Hooray

regards

A.Bastard mpmpmp

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A friend of mine has just got this, she gets a charreg card that she can take to a well known electrical store to purchase a 12 month internet access dongle and a laptop to the value of £520.00.

The dongle is being given to her 22 year old daughter for her birthday as they already have internet access, but her daughter doesn't and the laptop being put away for the son for christmas to replace the one he already as.

Not being funny but I think it stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"riiiggghhhhhtt so only the lower classes have a criminal element ooookkkk.... "

Yup, have you not heard of the 3 generation families who've never had a job, have zillions of kids and know every benefit scam going. They probably get email alerts about just this sort of govt giveaway and get them via their blackberries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah cause funnily enough i just wrote about the 3rd generation dole dwellers??

but you seem to imply that everyone who is eligible for this is gonna nip down the pub and sell it??

judging by the amount of private mail iv recieved about this not a lot of people knew they could apply for this scheme so the blackberrys email app for it must not be working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine has just got this, she gets a charreg card that she can take to a well known electrical store to purchase a 12 month internet access dongle and a laptop to the value of £520.00.

The dongle is being given to her 22 year old daughter for her birthday as they already have internet access, but her daughter doesn't and the laptop being put away for the son for christmas to replace the one he already as.

Not being funny but I think it stinks "

See, that's what I mean. Scam, scam and more scam. If the govt want to help those really in need then make sure that those are the people they're helping. I kid you not, most of this free stuff is going to go exactly the way the poster above described. To sons and daughters who do not qualify or as Xmas presents, or simply sold off quickly with a chink, chink, thanks Dave.

It's a hairbrained scheme that hasn't been thought out or implemented with any real thought or concern for those it's targetted to help.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Wasn't Dave that brought it in, has been in place for some time I believe

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"

Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?"

Nope you can have an opinion if you want to too, it still doesn't mean that I will agree with it and to put people down that you have never met is being stereotypical, but that could just be my OWN opinion!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?

Nope you can have an opinion if you want to too, it still doesn't mean that I will agree with it and to put people down that you have never met is being stereotypical, but that could just be my OWN opinion! "

But at what quantity does stereotyping become validated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?

Nope you can have an opinion if you want to too, it still doesn't mean that I will agree with it and to put people down that you have never met is being stereotypical, but that could just be my OWN opinion! "

You've never met me yet you stereotyped me in your post. Isn't that a paradox?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Many of the laptops are earmarked for children with severe disabilities and special educational needs, I doubt anyone would deny access to laptops for them?

That's simply not true. There are 10,000 laptops left over from the first 'drive' to bring the lowest in our society online, and they are being allocated on a first come first served basis so as you meet the not so stringent criteria, which is:

*at least one child between the ages of 7-14

* an income no greater than £16k per household

* that you are not online already (although checks are NOT being made to establish this)

It's not hard to see how the criminal element of the lowest class are going to spot an absolute kicker in terms of getting a laptop worth £528 for free then go knock it out down the pub for £300 or more.

I'd have thought these families on the so called breadline would have needed £500 for much more mundane things - like food & clothing, y'know, the lets keep the family ALIVE sort of mundane crap."

You may or may not already know that the "free" boxes given away by Sky can easily be tracked to make sure that they are actually in the property they were supplied to.

If you read the terms and conditions that came with your "free" box you will notice that one of the reasons it must be connected to the phone line for at least a year is that Sky do "call-backs" to the boxes and if this "call-back" fails then you will be billed for the full cost of the box!

The same may be being applied to the "free laptops" and some of the folk that abuse the system (there will always be people that abuse any idea/promotion, even those with a bit of cash ) could be in for a bill to repay it!

Still unbelievable that some people are just ready to put down any idea to help kids with their education!

As always, just my opinion and everyone is entitled to have their own opinion too!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"

Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?

Nope you can have an opinion if you want to too, it still doesn't mean that I will agree with it and to put people down that you have never met is being stereotypical, but that could just be my OWN opinion!

You've never met me yet you stereotyped me in your post. Isn't that a paradox?"

Nah, as I said above, that is my opinion of you based on your earlier posts!

Disclaimer - The above is my OWN opinion and I am sticking to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont you know that the poor arent meant to be educated, they meant to be there to do the menial boring jobs that no one wants and to never have the chance to better themselves!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"

Totally agree with you, there was no need for any of the snide and stereotypical comments from 2 of the posters on this thread.

Are we only allowed an opinion if it agrees with yours then?

Nope you can have an opinion if you want to too, it still doesn't mean that I will agree with it and to put people down that you have never met is being stereotypical, but that could just be my OWN opinion!

But at what quantity does stereotyping become validated?"

Never, in my opinion anyway!

Just because some folk act like they do it doesn't mean that everyone will. I believe that not all people with a bit of cash in their Bank accounts will put down the more disadvantaged in society, for example!

There are good and bad in all walks of life and if this scheme helps out even a small number of the less privileged kids in the UK then that is money well spent by whatever Government is in power at the time the scheme was thought up or implemented!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway."

How come you have time to post on a work day anyway?

In between writing leaders for The Daily Mail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

think i need to move to england and apply for this as my laptop just had coffee shower!!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally do not agree with giving away free laptops to families. Children do an astounding amount of ICT in schools, without having to spend every hour at home doing the same.

There also used to be a tradition in the country that you actually save for things... whether that's 50p of your pocket money until you've got enough for a cassette tape (!) or £1000 a month till you've got enough for a car, handing things out on a plate provides no incentive to live within your means.

I know some do agree with the scheme and do respect your point of view but personally, i dont feel they are of educational benefit to our children at this stage.

Do i want to see my daughter wiggling a mouse doing picture with MS Paint? No... i'd rather her scribble with crayons so i can fully cover the fridge.

Do i want the Cbeebies website running through online stories with her? No, i want to cuddle up, read and learn together!

The here's your computer, go figure the world out yourself does not seem a sensible approach to education, especially if said parents do not have the time to encourage and work with the children!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many of the laptops are earmarked for children with severe disabilities and special educational needs, I doubt anyone would deny access to laptops for them?

That's simply not true. There are 10,000 laptops left over from the first 'drive' to bring the lowest in our society online, and they are being allocated on a first come first served basis so as you meet the not so stringent criteria, which is:

*at least one child between the ages of 7-14

* an income no greater than £16k per household

* that you are not online already (although checks are NOT being made to establish this)

It's not hard to see how the criminal element of the lowest class are going to spot an absolute kicker in terms of getting a laptop worth £528 for free then go knock it out down the pub for £300 or more.

I'd have thought these families on the so called breadline would have needed £500 for much more mundane things - like food & clothing, y'know, the lets keep the family ALIVE sort of mundane crap."

The following quote was taken from the homeaccess.org.uk website this afternoon.

"Due to the success of the programme we are now only inviting applications for computers for children with severe disabilities or Special Educational Needs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway.

How come you have time to post on a work day anyway?

In between writing leaders for The Daily Mail. "

Because I'm at home on full pay and have been since March. My company don't want me to fuck off and get another job as they'll be left in the shit when my job restarts in January. I am the only engineer in the country who does what I do (there were 4 of us but the other three have moved on, mugs) - so thank you for your concern, I'll be online, every day from now until January apart from access weekends and we're on holiday in the caribbean. Ta.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I thought you worked for Virgin Media?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

So if you are the only person in the whole country that can do your job....what happened to the man that trained you?....did he retire, or did he die?

And if you were to die tommorrow, who would take over your job?

And finally....are you the Prime Minister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm.. so much for the poor getting sod all! I could do with a nice shiny new computer and all my internet access paid for (that alone costs us £200 per year) but hey, let's give it all to the fookin lazy eh?"

I see the reasoning behind this, the kids can't help what their parents do and may well need that extra help to prevent them turning out the same as their parents.

Trouble is, it will probably be the parents that use it more than the kids, I can see a few more profiles appearing on here soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you are the only person in the whole country that can do your job....what happened to the man that trained you?....did he retire, or did he die?

And if you were to die tommorrow, who would take over your job?

And finally....are you the Prime Minister?

"

I work for a company who's only customer is Virgin Media. I can't name the company is it would make it too easy to trace my real identity and I'd rather that didn't happen. It's easier to say Virgin Media as it's a name you already know and that pretty much explains that I'm a telecoms engineer without going in to too much detail.. but...

As for my job, it is new, cutting edge broadband/television/telephony equipment that we had to learn how to install it as we went along, so nobody trained me per se. It will enable Virgin to pump out TV on demand and will, in all expectations, herald the demise of scheduled broadcasting, you'll pay for what you watch, when you want to watch it.

What makes my job unique is that Virgin have existing equipment out there by dozens of different manufacturers (Nokia, Marconi, Eltek to name a few) and each time we cut over to the new equipment it requires a different configuration that pretty much has to be done on the night. I have worked on all of them, from Wales, to London, the South Coast, the North East, North West & Scotland. My boss knows how valuable I am to the company but I'm under no illusions that it can't operate without me, it's just at the moment they are happy to pay me to sit at home and that sits well with me, you wouldn't believe how many tasks Siren has found around the house that needs doing lol.

I'm positive that once it's all back up and running they'll want their pound of flesh and that's fine with me, I only work two hours per night when I am working anyway so if they up the amount of installs to cover 6 hours then no problem, I'm being paid for 12 hours regardless.

We have a contract with Virgin that excludes any other company from stepping and that contract is more watertight than a duck's arse.

It's a great job, for a great company and I have a great boss. I'm one of the rare few who does actually love his job, either when i'm working, or, like now, when i'm being paid to sit at home.

...But then I've spent 25 years learning my skills and that knowledge is worth a lot to me, and to the people who employ me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway.

How come you have time to post on a work day anyway?

In between writing leaders for The Daily Mail.

Because I'm at home on full pay and have been since March. My company don't want me to fuck off and get another job as they'll be left in the shit when my job restarts in January. I am the only engineer in the country who does what I do (there were 4 of us but the other three have moved on, mugs) - so thank you for your concern, I'll be online, every day from now until January apart from access weekends and we're on holiday in the caribbean. Ta. "

thought it was july you were startin back?? there mps with less holiday entitelment than you!! last person i knew who was off that long with full pay was a policeman who had been very very dodgy!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway.

How come you have time to post on a work day anyway?

In between writing leaders for The Daily Mail.

Because I'm at home on full pay and have been since March. My company don't want me to fuck off and get another job as they'll be left in the shit when my job restarts in January. I am the only engineer in the country who does what I do (there were 4 of us but the other three have moved on, mugs) - so thank you for your concern, I'll be online, every day from now until January apart from access weekends and we're on holiday in the caribbean. Ta.

thought it was july you were startin back?? there mps with less holiday entitelment than you!! last person i knew who was off that long with full pay was a policeman who had been very very dodgy!! x"

I've said before, I think he is a politician.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I think he's Britains only Astronaut....

Or maybe The Prince of Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway.

How come you have time to post on a work day anyway?

In between writing leaders for The Daily Mail.

Because I'm at home on full pay and have been since March. My company don't want me to fuck off and get another job as they'll be left in the shit when my job restarts in January. I am the only engineer in the country who does what I do (there were 4 of us but the other three have moved on, mugs) - so thank you for your concern, I'll be online, every day from now until January apart from access weekends and we're on holiday in the caribbean. Ta.

thought it was july you were startin back?? there mps with less holiday entitelment than you!! last person i knew who was off that long with full pay was a policeman who had been very very dodgy!! x"

It was supposed to be July but Virgin have opted for a new roll out in January. Virgin shut down for Xmas in early December and it takes 8 weeks to order the equipment. That puts us in end-October by the time the order goes in and it wasn't worth planning cutovers for just a few weeks. It does make planning holidays tricky when I am working but would you believe that I've been told I must take official holiday when I want to go abroad as technically I'm on call lol

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over a year ago

I think it's great giving more pc access to kids, but maybe the distribution could have been better thought out to ensure they are going to the right places

I am sure that hospital childrens wards for long term patients would love to see them

I am sure some schools would love to have a better IT department

I am sure that Childrens homes cant afford them very often

I am sure that chaity organizations who care for disabled children could do with the help

There are probably other organisations, perhaps even social services could help pinpoint needy cases where they don't think the freebie would be abused, I am sure they are aware of some single parent families where both the children and the parent might be able to lift themselves out of thier situation with such help

If none of that works, give them to who you think best and yes some perhaps even most will be sold for drug money but some will get through to them who need them

Or you could save all the taxpayers money to put into the MPs Expense fund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo 5 months doing nowt for full pay and you have a go at people...for doing nowt.

That makes a lot of sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahem...wishy...lend us a tenner?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So Wishy, with your skills, would you be able to find the telecomms channels that these laptops will be utilising and surreptiously disable them?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"ahem...wishy...lend us a tenner? "

Ask for £20 and i'll go Dutch with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway.

How come you have time to post on a work day anyway?

In between writing leaders for The Daily Mail.

Because I'm at home on full pay and have been since March. My company don't want me to fuck off and get another job as they'll be left in the shit when my job restarts in January. I am the only engineer in the country who does what I do (there were 4 of us but the other three have moved on, mugs) - so thank you for your concern, I'll be online, every day from now until January apart from access weekends and we're on holiday in the caribbean. Ta.

thought it was july you were startin back?? there mps with less holiday entitelment than you!! last person i knew who was off that long with full pay was a policeman who had been very very dodgy!! x

It was supposed to be July but Virgin have opted for a new roll out in January. Virgin shut down for Xmas in early December and it takes 8 weeks to order the equipment. That puts us in end-October by the time the order goes in and it wasn't worth planning cutovers for just a few weeks. It does make planning holidays tricky when I am working but would you believe that I've been told I must take official holiday when I want to go abroad as technically I'm on call lol"

really for a job u been in 25 years u must have started trainin early and be psychic to know that digital tv was goin to be the future at a time when we only had 3 channels if that!

what happens if u sick do u still need to call in??

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over a year ago


"But we can't afford it. Cutbacks y'know. Half of them will sell the fookin things to buy booze/dope anyway."

unlike the government who spend £18k on booze for doing fuck all too eh?!

i for one am not going to blame the kids for what the parents do and hope that they do better.

my sister is a lone parent on minimum wage so eligible...i hope she does get assistance as her son is at a school where most of the homework they receive requires internet access....again, i wont blame the kids for that

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over a year ago

Well for what it's worth I think its a bloody great idea. Kids are picked on if they can't afford things like the latest trainers etc. I'm fortunate enough to be able to provide well for my kids despite being a single mum and I often count my blessings for it and think about the poor buggers that work all hours for minimum pay & struggle to pay the rent let alone buy laptops that are £300.

It doesn't matter what job you do, most want whats best for their children. Can't knock anyone for that. And you certainly can't knock a scheme that although many will take advantage of, a few somewhere may be breathing a sigh of relief at the smile that just lit up their childs face.

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over a year ago


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really for a job u been in 25 years u must have started trainin early and be psychic to know that digital tv was goin to be the future at a time when we only had 3 channels if that!

what happens if u sick do u still need to call in?? "

I've been in the telecoms industry for 25 years hon, not for the same company. The old days were a nightmare tbh with single twatsed pair for each house that had to be soldered onto the frame.. yuk.. just the thought of it makes me shudder lol .. and telecoms companies ie BT as they were the only one, only provided telephones. Cable TV didn't enter the market until the late 80s although Sky pretty much cornered that market well before then. It took govt deregulation to allow the hundreds of little TV providers to get established as digging up the road to lay cables was an exclusive BT contract and we had real problems getting them to assist with accurate plans of what was already in the ground etc. NTL began buying up a lot of the smaller players until it left just them and Telewest up until last year when NTL bought Telewest and now they have almost a monopoly on Cable TV in the UK (Kingston Communications in Hull is one independant I can think of off the top of my head but I'm sure there are others scattered around).

Virgin competes in three markets: Telephony, Television and Internet.

They compete with BT for telephony and broadband and they compete with Sky for television. Virgin are the only company to offer all three services in one package. I'm sure someone will dispute that and all I'll say to that is that anyone providing broadband or telephone services other than Virgin will be selling BT services bundled under their own name. Even Sky offer broadband but you need a BT line to use it.

Virgin are leaps ahead of BT AND Sky technologically and they've almost shaken off the old image NTL had of poor customer relations. They were appalling in that respect, I'll admit lol.

The Digital Revolution is only just starting in earnest. The future holds so many possiblities with computers that run your household (barcode readers in your kitchen that you'll swipe to re-order any item you need that will then be delivered to your door, or call-in services where you'll telephone your own house, enter a code and your heating will come on/turn off - or you'll set the TV to record something you've only just heard about but you're not at home to activate or watch)... the possibilities are endless and it all begins with the equipment I'm installing now. When it's been fully tested in a live environment, ie a whole town using it, Swansea will be the first, then we're expecting a full roll-out across the UK in multiple towns/cities simultaneously, and that's when I'll be training people to do what I do and working bloody hard 6 days a week. I think I'll enjoy my free time that little bit more now I've put all this into words for once lol

...and to answer your last question:

I need to give them three weeks notice if I'm going to be sick. If I don't show up one evening then there's a Virgin Support Tech there and a cable guy we must have also on the night who can't do sod all, the install doesn't go ahead and shit hits the fan. Luckily, it's never happened yet but if my little boy is ill or my daughter has hurt herself of Siren falls down the stairs etc etc etc... I guess the install won't be going ahead that night eh?

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"That's simply not true. There are 10,000 laptops left over from the first 'drive' to bring the lowest in our society online, and they are being allocated on a first come first served basis so as you meet the not so stringent criteria, which is:

*at least one child between the ages of 7-14

* an income no greater than £16k per household

* that you are not online already (although checks are NOT being made to establish this)

It's not hard to see how the criminal element of the lowest class are going to spot an absolute kicker in terms of getting a laptop worth £528 for free then go knock it out down the pub for £300 or more.

I'd have thought these families on the so called breadline would have needed £500 for much more mundane things - like food & clothing, y'know, the lets keep the family ALIVE sort of mundane crap.

Well as your so on your high horse about this thought i'd have my bit of input.

Until last year i was the manager of a childrens nursery due to the ressecion and the fact that people can no longer afford the childcare the nursery was forced to close therefore i lost my job. I do still work and took a job paying far less than my previous one not something i'm happy about but when needs must.

I have a son with extra needs and so qualified for this giveaway as you put it and it has helped him no end. My older son also uses it to help with his gcse coursework and hopefully will help him get the grades he wants for uni to become a maths teacher.

We didn't qualify for the internet access as we already have it but our computer had broken and due to the cut in my income could not afford to replace it.

Does this mean i shouldn't have got the laptop and they should have taken the scheme away from children like mine who really have benefitted from it???????

Oh and by the way no i have never taken drugs. Yes i have the occasional drink but don't we all??????"

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"The Digital Revolution is only just starting in earnest. The future holds so many possiblities with computers that run your household (barcode readers in your kitchen that you'll swipe to re-order any item you need that will then be delivered to your door, or call-in services where you'll telephone your own house, enter a code and your heating will come on/turn off - or you'll set the TV to record something you've only just heard about but you're not at home to activate or watch)... the possibilities are endless"

Seeing as it will be the kids of today that will be using all this "computer technology" I do believe it would be a good idea if they got used to using computers now!

And Hey-Presto - We are back to the OP and it being a good idea if as many kids as possible can have access to a "free laptop" so they are not left behind in "The Digital Revolution"

If only all the threads on here were as easy as this one to solve!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Sorry I might have missed it.......but why are they keeping someone on full pay when they have no work for you to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fuckin internet i just wrote a reply and it crashed!!

but if all this goin ahead then u can understand why the government issuing these laptops as we gonna need a lot more computery people to operate it all!

and the conspiracy voice says they can be monitored by the government for statistical purposes!!

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By *havenangel1Couple
over a year ago

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

sorry for not reading back through the whole thread again ,...but someone mentioned if the £500 could be better spent on feeding families etc

i think this could be seen more as an investment in the child's learning , rather than a one off.

Of course there will be people who abuse any system, but my bet is that this will be in the vast minority and an awful lot of people will use this in the spirit in which it is intended.

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over a year ago


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really for a job u been in 25 years u must have started trainin early and be psychic to know that digital tv was goin to be the future at a time when we only had 3 channels if that!

what happens if u sick do u still need to call in??

I've been in the telecoms industry for 25 years hon, not for the same company. The old days were a nightmare tbh with single twatsed pair for each house that had to be soldered onto the frame.. yuk.. just the thought of it makes me shudder lol .. and telecoms companies ie BT as they were the only one, only provided telephones. Cable TV didn't enter the market until the late 80s although Sky pretty much cornered that market well before then. It took govt deregulation to allow the hundreds of little TV providers to get established as digging up the road to lay cables was an exclusive BT contract and we had real problems getting them to assist with accurate plans of what was already in the ground etc. NTL began buying up a lot of the smaller players until it left just them and Telewest up until last year when NTL bought Telewest and now they have almost a monopoly on Cable TV in the UK (Kingston Communications in Hull is one independant I can think of off the top of my head but I'm sure there are others scattered around).

Virgin competes in three markets: Telephony, Television and Internet.

They compete with BT for telephony and broadband and they compete with Sky for television. Virgin are the only company to offer all three services in one package. I'm sure someone will dispute that and all I'll say to that is that anyone providing broadband or telephone services other than Virgin will be selling BT services bundled under their own name. Even Sky offer broadband but you need a BT line to use it.

Virgin are leaps ahead of BT AND Sky technologically and they've almost shaken off the old image NTL had of poor customer relations. They were appalling in that respect, I'll admit lol.

The Digital Revolution is only just starting in earnest. The future holds so many possiblities with computers that run your household (barcode readers in your kitchen that you'll swipe to re-order any item you need that will then be delivered to your door, or call-in services where you'll telephone your own house, enter a code and your heating will come on/turn off - or you'll set the TV to record something you've only just heard about but you're not at home to activate or watch)... the possibilities are endless and it all begins with the equipment I'm installing now. When it's been fully tested in a live environment, ie a whole town using it, Swansea will be the first, then we're expecting a full roll-out across the UK in multiple towns/cities simultaneously, and that's when I'll be training people to do what I do and working bloody hard 6 days a week. I think I'll enjoy my free time that little bit more now I've put all this into words for once lol

...and to answer your last question:

I need to give them three weeks notice if I'm going to be sick. If I don't show up one evening then there's a Virgin Support Tech there and a cable guy we must have also on the night who can't do sod all, the install doesn't go ahead and shit hits the fan. Luckily, it's never happened yet but if my little boy is ill or my daughter has hurt herself of Siren falls down the stairs etc etc etc... I guess the install won't be going ahead that night eh? "

well, with any luck we can get our kids on line, get them the education they need and you wont be in a minority in your job any more eh?!

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over a year ago


"sorry for not reading back through the whole thread again ,...but someone mentioned if the £500 could be better spent on feeding families etc

i think this could be seen more as an investment in the child's learning , rather than a one off.

Of course there will be people who abuse any system, but my bet is that this will be in the vast minority and an awful lot of people will use this in the spirit in which it is intended.

"

My brother works in the construction industry and computers and a total enigma to him. So he's never bought one. Consequently, his children had never had access to one at home yet because he earns more than £16k they can't have one at home under this scheme.

My question is this:

How are children in homes where the parent has no interest in computers going to benefit under this scheme?

Bear in mind that the adult will have to set up the machine and ensure the child is supervised whilst online, and my brother wouldn't know a net nanny from a real one tbh.

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over a year ago


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well, with any luck we can get our kids on line, get them the education they need and you wont be in a minority in your job any more eh?!

"

Ah, sarcasm, you're on the wrong thread. Hon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the majority of children have IT teaching at nursery school i know mine did! and its not the hardest of things to set up really! remember tv plus on video recorders how many people had to get children to set that up!

from what i read the internet access will be restricted anyway and i think there may be some software included in the package which will stop access to naughty stuff! as for monitorin msn or that im not sure i know i monitor mines access on it and bebo etc and our laptops were bought x

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

To me the benefit of the free laptop is not that children will become computer whizzes..not be quite honest there is no money in that any more

For those technically minded the world is undegoing a dramatic change as we speak.. Apple and others before them, amazon and google, are spending fortunes on server sites t host content.. Unfortunately in the long term this will be end of cable tv, etc.. The money was never in the technology the money is in the content and intellectual property...

The delivery mechanisms may change but the intent is where the cash is at.. Therefore thinking it thorugh the free laptops to me are seen access points to the content rather than enabling a generation of youngsters to be computer whizzes..

We do not need them, to be quite honest all development is off shored nowadays.. O can guava you the figures if you re interested.. But charge out rates for the offshore are 10% of those for European developers.

Sorry for the ramble' if anybody needs any advice on this we can take it offline.... Single males may find it difficult to contact us though!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

And apple need yo seriously sort out the ipad keyboard, apologies for the muiltiude of grammatical and spelling mistakes

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"sorry for not reading back through the whole thread again ,...but someone mentioned if the £500 could be better spent on feeding families etc

i think this could be seen more as an investment in the child's learning , rather than a one off.

Of course there will be people who abuse any system, but my bet is that this will be in the vast minority and an awful lot of people will use this in the spirit in which it is intended.

My brother works in the construction industry and computers and a total enigma to him. So he's never bought one. Consequently, his children had never had access to one at home yet because he earns more than £16k they can't have one at home under this scheme.

My question is this:

How are children in homes where the parent has no interest in computers going to benefit under this scheme?

Bear in mind that the adult will have to set up the machine and ensure the child is supervised whilst online, and my brother wouldn't know a net nanny from a real one tbh."

as I said " an awful lot of people " ... I didnt say everyone as of course there will be people who are unable or unwilling to participate for all sorts of reasons .

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over a year ago


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well, with any luck we can get our kids on line, get them the education they need and you wont be in a minority in your job any more eh?!

Ah, sarcasm, you're on the wrong thread. Hon. "

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over a year ago

would rather give the money to schools and the IT dept.

then taught by professionals.

then mums and dads can spend the time doing other stuff with their kids and neither parties be stuck on a PC.

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over a year ago

I remember when i was a wean i used a pencil and a jotter for my homework.

Oh i used my fingers and my head for my maths.

Free laptop.......the money can be better spent elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And apple need yo seriously sort out the ipad keyboard, apologies for the muiltiude of grammatical and spelling mistakes"

iv got kiddo an ipad for christmas are they any good??

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over a year ago


"I remember when i was a wean i used a pencil and a jotter for my homework.

Oh i used my fingers and my head for my maths.

Free laptop.......the money can be better spent elsewhere.

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yeah and look where it got you.....

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"sorry for not reading back through the whole thread again ,...but someone mentioned if the £500 could be better spent on feeding families etc

i think this could be seen more as an investment in the child's learning , rather than a one off.

Of course there will be people who abuse any system, but my bet is that this will be in the vast minority and an awful lot of people will use this in the spirit in which it is intended.

My brother works in the construction industry and computers and a total enigma to him. So he's never bought one. Consequently, his children had never had access to one at home yet because he earns more than £16k they can't have one at home under this scheme.

My question is this:

How are children in homes where the parent has no interest in computers going to benefit under this scheme?

Bear in mind that the adult will have to set up the machine and ensure the child is supervised whilst online, and my brother wouldn't know a net nanny from a real one tbh."

My brother was exactly the same i.e. he had no computer or computer experience and had no interest in learning it either. That is until I gave him one of my old laptops and showed him the basics - can't you do the same and show your brother? My brother now spends hours online and my 2 nephews (6 & 8) get to go online too and do what kids do online; safely too!

As for other parents doing this for their own kids, it might surprise you that to "set-up" a new laptop is surprisingly easy seeing as the makers make it that way to get as many people as they can to buy one and most are set up with easy to use parental settings!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I remember when i was a wean i used a pencil and a jotter for my homework.

Oh i used my fingers and my head for my maths.

Free laptop.......the money can be better spent elsewhere.

"

I agree.

I take it you can count to 11 then?

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over a year ago


"And apple need yo seriously sort out the ipad keyboard, apologies for the muiltiude of grammatical and spelling mistakes

iv got kiddo an ipad for christmas are they any good?? "

Canna access the chatroom with them as apple won't let you near adobe flash, but! I've jailbroken it so may be able to download a form of flash which will allow me to access chat

Only thing is my kid won't let me near it just now. xxx

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Expensive for what they are.. A MacBook can be bought for the same price

But for what i want: a note taker, iTunes content display, videos, iBooks including PDFs, audio books, wifi email and net browser it does the job fine if a little expensively.

It may be better to buy thie wifi version and then expand it with a miff device,, this will end up cheaper in the long run..

But then i do use some of this for work as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the majority of children have IT teaching at nursery school i know mine did! and its not the hardest of things to set up really! remember tv plus on video recorders how many people had to get children to set that up!

from what i read the internet access will be restricted anyway and i think there may be some software included in the package which will stop access to naughty stuff! as for monitorin msn or that im not sure i know i monitor mines access on it and bebo etc and our laptops were bought x"

i have one in nursery...knows how to use a mouse, knows about downloading...can use th keyboard. i'm suprised at some of the negative comments on here tbh, perhaps it's just a mis-education as to what the government is trying to achieve. africa had the "laptop for $1 thing going on and I'm sure other countries are following with other similar schemes. the future is technology and whilst books are worthy (I have a nursery case full of them), we cant ignore that kids DO need them for their education and if we are trying to educate kids this way, we need to be responsible for providing them. My nephews homework was to name all of shakespeares comedies and tragedies. he had to do that for the next day. after his extra curric the libraries would have been closed and i'm not sure, without the internet, where he would have got it. when i was at achool we woulda have had a week to do that.

thanks mznwty for bringing this to folks attention...i'm sure it was meant as a gesture of goodwill

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over a year ago


"And apple need yo seriously sort out the ipad keyboard, apologies for the muiltiude of grammatical and spelling mistakes

iv got kiddo an ipad for christmas are they any good??

Canna access the chatroom with them as apple won't let you near adobe flash, but! I've jailbroken it so may be able to download a form of flash which will allow me to access chat

Only thing is my kid won't let me near it just now. xxx "

its ok im stickin with my old laptop , the ipad hers!! iv no even looked at it it took me long enough to learn how to use iphone!! x

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

And the 10 hour battery with hours and hours of video make it a better bet for childrens in car entertainment

I have burnt all my DVDs using handbrake then into iTunes so i just sync up a few kids movies for long car journeys

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over a year ago


"I agree.

I take it you can count to 11 then?"

I can count to potato.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

its about progress, technology and overall its about choice

surely the fact there are lots left over from the first run we could assume ( and I know thats dangerous ) that not everyone decided the scheme was for them, for all the multitude of reasons here and more .

no one is forcing people to take them, no one is removing books from the libraries or stopping parents from talking/playing with their children. Its an optional thing, which will provide real benefits for a lot of people who could not access this in other ways but would like to be able to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm.. so much for the poor getting sod all! I could do with a nice shiny new computer and all my internet access paid for (that alone costs us £200 per year) but hey, let's give it all to the fookin lazy eh?

Not all of us with very little are lazy. I work a 50 hour week for less than minimum wage looking after other peoples kids so that i can be home for my own am studying at college and a single mum. I'd love a new laptop as the one I have is about 6 years old and I struggle to get it working alot of the time. I need one for my work and for college. Take your generalisations and well i am too polite to tell you where to put them"

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over a year ago


"Unfortunately in the long term this will be end of cable tv, etc.. The money was never in the technology the money is in the content and intellectual property.."

Which kind of backs up what I'm saying about Virgin and what they're doing with multi-service access nodes (MSAN). They know scheduled broadcasting is going to cease at some point in the not too distant future but people will still want to watch a box in the corner of the living room that they can share with the family. A personal computer by it's definition is a solitary device for use by one person at a time.

How entertainment and/or content is delivered is the key, where it is delivered to is second to that.

Cable TV companies will continue to exist but as in all things, they will adapt, as Virgin are doing now.

BT will adapt also, but I can't see how Sky can survive against a TV company (Virgin) delivering quality programming when it is wanted and a telephone company (Virgin & BT) providing hard wired very high speed internet access.

Sky's days as a broadcaster are numbered - their future lies in providing content (news, edu docs etc etc)

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over a year ago


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well, with any luck we can get our kids on line, get them the education they need and you wont be in a minority in your job any more eh?!

Ah, sarcasm, you're on the wrong thread. Hon.

ring ring ring ring..."hello?" "hello, is that kettle?"...... "sure is pal, who's this?"...."ah, hello kettle, this is pot, just wanted to call and let you know you're black""

Yup, ya def on the wrong thread.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Unfortunately in the long term this will be end of cable tv, etc.. The money was never in the technology the money is in the content and intellectual property..

Which kind of backs up what I'm saying about Virgin and what they're doing with multi-service access nodes (MSAN). They know scheduled broadcasting is going to cease at some point in the not too distant future but people will still want to watch a box in the corner of the living room that they can share with the family. A personal computer by it's definition is a solitary device for use by one person at a time.

How entertainment and/or content is delivered is the key, where it is delivered to is second to that.

Cable TV companies will continue to exist but as in all things, they will adapt, as Virgin are doing now.

BT will adapt also, but I can't see how Sky can survive against a TV company (Virgin) delivering quality programming when it is wanted and a telephone company (Virgin & BT) providing hard wired very high speed internet access.

Sky's days as a broadcaster are numbered - their future lies in providing content (news, edu docs etc etc)"

You keep bigging up Virgin Media and yourself for that matter (but you are entitled to think you are "The One & Only" not putting you down for that) but the Town I live in has no Cable TV whatsoever and Virgin have no intention of ever installing it!

So my question is what makes you so sure that the likes of Sky wont survive??

Oh and another wee question - have you never heard of TVs that have a PC input? I can connect both my laptop and tower PC to my 42inch LCD TV and they are then no longer "solitary devices".

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over a year ago

i dont think my area got cable either and never seen anyone floggin it unlike sky who are a constant feature in the town centre ? i know zilch about cable, iv got sky had it for years dont have landline did away with that when i got the dongles for computers x

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Bb not leaping to wishes defence here.. But to be quite honest the intelligent pc maybe has a limited life span

The tv itself connected to the internet with a wireless keyboard and mouse is probably the direction technology is going

The cloud server offerings will not only host your files eg bt vault or emcs backup service, therefore no need for a hard drive, and also the iTunes cloud offering which is being worked on (ie apple like google offer s cloud based offering rather than store locally)

Then all we are left with is applications, these can easily be rented from cloud service offering, eg google apps or ms exchange on the cloud for emails,

So what does this mean for me.. Well you may have a laptop but it purely bye a presentation device to your local hub.. That hub will provide storage and applications via a rental basis.. Ie why pay hundreds of pounds for excel and you only use it once in a blue moon, why not pay on a a on demand basis

As i mentioned before the world is changing, it can go one of many differing ways,,, it is interesting times for some of us,,

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over a year ago


"Hmmm.. so much for the poor getting sod all! I could do with a nice shiny new computer and all my internet access paid for (that alone costs us £200 per year) but hey, let's give it all to the fookin lazy eh?"

*WARNING WARNING THE SARCASM ALERT HAS BEEN TRIGGERED*

...and fuck me, if it wasnt the very first post on the thread...not even a warm up to it either....

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Bb not leaping to wishes defence here.. But to be quite honest the intelligent pc maybe has a limited life span

The tv itself connected to the internet with a wireless keyboard and mouse is probably the direction technology is going

The cloud server offerings will not only host your files eg bt vault or emcs backup service, therefore no need for a hard drive, and also the iTunes cloud offering which is being worked on (ie apple like google offer s cloud based offering rather than store locally)

Then all we are left with is applications, these can easily be rented from cloud service offering, eg google apps or ms exchange on the cloud for emails,

So what does this mean for me.. Well you may have a laptop but it purely bye a presentation device to your local hub.. That hub will provide storage and applications via a rental basis.. Ie why pay hundreds of pounds for excel and you only use it once in a blue moon, why not pay on a a on demand basis

As i mentioned before the world is changing, it can go one of many differing ways,,, it is interesting times for some of us,,"

Agreed, technology changes all the time but I still won't be able to get this wonderfull Virgin Media where I stay as they have no intention of ever installing it here (and where I work I know this for a fact!)

Anyway, it makes an even bigger case for getting the kids of today into technology at the earliest stage possible and if giving them a "free laptop" helps those that can't afford one then this scheme is a great idea!

Once again, this takes us back to the OP!

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over a year ago


"You keep bigging up Virgin Media and yourself for that matter (but you are entitled to think you are "The One & Only" not putting you down for that) but the Town I live in has no Cable TV whatsoever and Virgin have no intention of ever installing it! "

Virgin work on the following guide: potential take up (a) -v- cost of laying the cabling (b).

If (a) doesn't equal or beat the cost of (b), then it doesn't get cabled.

~ and I'm not 'bigging them up' as you say, nor myself either, I've simply answered questions that have been posed and offered my opinion of what's happening in the industry from an insiders point of view.


"

So my question is what makes you so sure that the likes of Sky wont survive?? "

Sky will survive as content providers, which is what they always were. Murdoch needed a method of delivery for his content and created BSkyB to be that vehicle. Once he knows that he cannot compete with Virgin for TV and broadband or BT for telephony he'll switch to delivery content via the internet, to people like yourself, without cable TV and/or reluctant to use BT, and pump it straight to your PC, which changes your box from a PC to a TV and thus requires a licence.


"

Oh and another wee question - have you never heard of TVs that have a PC input? I can connect both my laptop and tower PC to my 42inch LCD TV and they are then no longer "solitary devices". "

Discussions are already underway to put a licence on computers for this very reason. The BBC are keen to see it implemented as people are watching BBC content on iPlayer etc and they want their cut. At the moment the proposals have been rejected but rest assured, either the licence fee will be scrapped altogether or a new one for computers will come into effect. No prizes for guessing which scenario comes to pass.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

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"You keep bigging up Virgin Media and yourself for that matter (but you are entitled to think you are "The One & Only" not putting you down for that) but the Town I live in has no Cable TV whatsoever and Virgin have no intention of ever installing it!

Virgin work on the following guide: potential take up (a) -v- cost of laying the cabling (b).

If (a) doesn't equal or beat the cost of (b), then it doesn't get cabled.

~ and I'm not 'bigging them up' as you say, nor myself either, I've simply answered questions that have been posed and offered my opinion of what's happening in the industry from an insiders point of view."

You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks


"So my question is what makes you so sure that the likes of Sky wont survive??

Sky will survive as content providers, which is what they always were. Murdoch needed a method of delivery for his content and created BSkyB to be that vehicle. Once he knows that he cannot compete with Virgin for TV and broadband or BT for telephony he'll switch to delivery content via the internet, to people like yourself, without cable TV and/or reluctant to use BT, and pump it straight to your PC, which changes your box from a PC to a TV and thus requires a licence."

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!


"Oh and another wee question - have you never heard of TVs that have a PC input? I can connect both my laptop and tower PC to my 42inch LCD TV and they are then no longer "solitary devices".

Discussions are already underway to put a licence on computers for this very reason. The BBC are keen to see it implemented as people are watching BBC content on iPlayer etc and they want their cut. At the moment the proposals have been rejected but rest assured, either the licence fee will be scrapped altogether or a new one for computers will come into effect. No prizes for guessing which scenario comes to pass."

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

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over a year ago


"Bb not leaping to wishes defence here.. But to be quite honest the intelligent pc maybe has a limited life span

The tv itself connected to the internet with a wireless keyboard and mouse is probably the direction technology is going

The cloud server offerings will not only host your files eg bt vault or emcs backup service, therefore no need for a hard drive, and also the iTunes cloud offering which is being worked on (ie apple like google offer s cloud based offering rather than store locally)

Then all we are left with is applications, these can easily be rented from cloud service offering, eg google apps or ms exchange on the cloud for emails,

So what does this mean for me.. Well you may have a laptop but it purely bye a presentation device to your local hub.. That hub will provide storage and applications via a rental basis.. Ie why pay hundreds of pounds for excel and you only use it once in a blue moon, why not pay on a a on demand basis

As i mentioned before the world is changing, it can go one of many differing ways,,, it is interesting times for some of us,,"

whats the cloud?? i was in maccie d's the other day and when i put my net on iphone it came up that? im a total technophobe btw, so explain slowly!! x

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over a year ago


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again! "

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork. "

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are virgin media? is that that company thats really still NTL, the mob who bought virgin mobile from richard branson, with an added clause that they got to use the virgin name for x amount of time, who in effect are closing most of their depots and subcontracting elsewhere? sure you've not been made redundant hurry, might be eligible for a notebook with free internet access for a year before the redundancy run out

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over a year ago


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again! "

Look up the meaning.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

Look up the meaning. "

No need to I got what you meant by it! Thanks again though for your concern!

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over a year ago


"

whats the cloud?? i was in maccie d's the other day and when i put my net on iphone it came up that? im a total technophobe btw, so explain slowly!! x"

Cloud computing is Internet-based computing, whereby shared resources, software, and information are provided to computers and other devices on demand, a bit like the electricity grid that provides the electricity to whatever device you need it for.

In a nutshell, it's like having software you need but not having to actually buy it outright for 00's of pounds as it's stored centrally for you to retrieve when you need to use it.

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over a year ago

but why did maccie d's have it? does it mean i could use the net on my phone in there without havin to connect to the net on my phone? i know when i go to connect to it at home it gives me the option of connecting to next doors network? x

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over a year ago


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

Look up the meaning. "

That is genuinely quite insulting and really not called for. Just because someone expresses and opinion that is different to yours doesn't make them wrong. No matter how much you quote and moan about it

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"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

Look up the meaning.

That is genuinely quite insulting and really not called for. Just because someone expresses and opinion that is different to yours doesn't make them wrong. No matter how much you quote and moan about it"

Sheesh.... ok, just for those who THINK they know what the saying means, here is it's actual interpetation:

"You can't educate pork" means "you can't educate something with an inability to comprehend."

Now what's so offensive about that?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Somebody probably gave the name cloud to a wifi network..

It doesn't really mean the same thing..as wishy said.. Think of the cloud as a a huge computer with all the storage and processing power you will ever need..

You then pay for it on a how much you needed per second or per user per second basis

For example.. A data centre costs about £100k per terabyte per year in operating costs

But this may only be used for two day a month when people are running reports.. Why not then stick all of this into the cloud and then for two months a year your cost goes up to £3k per day then down to £500 per day for the rest of the mon

The cost savings are enormous..

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"

Sheesh.... ok, just for those who THINK they know what the saying means, here is it's actual interpetation:

"You can't educate pork" means "you can't educate something with an inability to comprehend."

Now what's so offensive about that?"

I didn't THINK I knew what it meant as I knew this already. You're saying people can't comprehend simple things. It's simply insulting

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"but why did maccie d's have it? does it mean i could use the net on my phone in there without havin to connect to the net on my phone? i know when i go to connect to it at home it gives me the option of connecting to next doors network? x"

It's free WiFi that McD's are pumping out now across all of their 1200 outlets. It's provided by The Cloud, a company specialising in high speed WiFi networks.

It's often confused with the technological term of 'cloud computing'.

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By *ustamysteryWoman
over a year ago

south cumbria

Some schools in cumbria gave children on free diners free laptops as my daughters school had surplus ones and was closing most year 11s got them to help with gcses we didnt get internet acess if we already had it. As a widow and single mum this was great. we are not all lazy dole scroungers on benifits

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over a year ago


"but why did maccie d's have it? does it mean i could use the net on my phone in there without havin to connect to the net on my phone? i know when i go to connect to it at home it gives me the option of connecting to next doors network? x

It's free WiFi that McD's are pumping out now across all of their 1200 outlets. It's provided by The Cloud, a company specialising in high speed WiFi networks.

It's often confused with the technological term of 'cloud computing'."

ah right gotcha! i never used it as kiddo took phone of me to do some important thing!

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""You can't educate pork" means "you can't educate something with an inability to comprehend."

Now what's so offensive about that?"

everything

i think the meaning is that the person you are addressing is as incapable of understanding your point as is a piece of pork

meaning, you cant get your point across

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

Look up the meaning.

That is genuinely quite insulting and really not called for. Just because someone expresses and opinion that is different to yours doesn't make them wrong. No matter how much you quote and moan about it

Sheesh.... ok, just for those who THINK they know what the saying means, here is it's actual interpetation:

"You can't educate pork" means "you can't educate something with an inability to comprehend."

Now what's so offensive about that?"

The thing is I do and did comprehend all the way throughout this thread because you never know what folk do as part of their work now do you?!

For you to say that I am "something with an inability to comprehend" i.e. "pork" is actually quite offensive to me, but hey-ho I won't be losing any sleep over it seeing as I will be able to sleep easy knowing I didn't resort to name calling!

Now lets get back to the OP - Did you know that there is a scheme for underprivileged families to get a "free laptop" to help their kids with their education?

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"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

Look up the meaning.

That is genuinely quite insulting and really not called for. Just because someone expresses and opinion that is different to yours doesn't make them wrong. No matter how much you quote and moan about it

Sheesh.... ok, just for those who THINK they know what the saying means, here is it's actual interpetation:

"You can't educate pork" means "you can't educate something with an inability to comprehend."

Now what's so offensive about that?

The thing is I do and did comprehend all the way throughout this thread because you never know what folk do as part of their work now do you?!

For you to say that I am "something with an inability to comprehend" i.e. "pork" is actually quite offensive to me, but hey-ho I won't be losing any sleep over it seeing as I will be able to sleep easy knowing I didn't resort to name calling!

Now lets get back to the OP - Did you know that there is a scheme for underprivileged families to get a "free laptop" to help their kids with their education? "

yeah but it only applies in england and i think its a great idea as due to cuts we soon have no libraries or that where kids can get the information they need for homework x

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"You shot your own arguments in this thread in the foot there and showed that mine was the accurate one! Thanks

I already have a TV licence that allows me to do this so once again my post is the correct one. Thanks!

See middle answer above! But Thanks again!

Yawn.

As the saying goes, ya can't educate pork.

Hey no need to start to get abusive now is there?

Just because I don't agree that what you are saying are the only answers, you resort to name calling!

Oh and by the way I am highly educated or wouldn't be able to do the Job that I do! But thanks again!

Look up the meaning.

That is genuinely quite insulting and really not called for. Just because someone expresses and opinion that is different to yours doesn't make them wrong. No matter how much you quote and moan about it

Sheesh.... ok, just for those who THINK they know what the saying means, here is it's actual interpetation:

"You can't educate pork" means "you can't educate something with an inability to comprehend."

Now what's so offensive about that?

The thing is I do and did comprehend all the way throughout this thread because you never know what folk do as part of their work now do you?!

For you to say that I am "something with an inability to comprehend" i.e. "pork" is actually quite offensive to me, but hey-ho I won't be losing any sleep over it seeing as I will be able to sleep easy knowing I didn't resort to name calling!

Now lets get back to the OP - Did you know that there is a scheme for underprivileged families to get a "free laptop" to help their kids with their education?

yeah but it only applies in england and i think its a great idea as due to cuts we soon have no libraries or that where kids can get the information they need for homework x"

Blooming nora if that is the case then I think the sooner these "free laptops" are given out the better!

I wouldn't want any kid whose family can't afford one themselves to miss out on a better education, especially when technology is changing all the time too.

You never know one day they might get a job that involves supplying all the new digital media to us all when we are sitting at home retired!

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over a year ago

To get one of these free lap-tops, you have to be in entitled to free-school meals as well - so its not for everyone who has a child under 16, just those who earn less than £16,190.00 per year

Dont know anything about Pork except it used to be a Pig lol x

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over a year ago

its looking bad in here

have I really got to read all the way through

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

There really is no need for insults when you don't get your own way with things.

Cool it please people or the thread will end up getting shut and people being banned.

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over a year ago

O o O oo


"its looking bad in here

have I really got to read all the way through"

I did, so just start from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank the lord not everybody has the attitude of 'I'm alright Jack'.

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The qualifying criteria as stated on homeaccess.org.uk/Are-you-eligible/ states the following:

Quick eligibility check

Take the quick eligibilty check below. You may be able to qualify for a Home Access package if you answer YES to:

• four questions in Section one, and

• at least one question in Section two.

Section One:

Are you a parent or guardian responsible for and living with a child...

…who is in school years 3 to 9 inclusive?

…who attends a state-maintained school in England full time**?

…who has not already had a computer from a Home Access Grant or similar programme, such as Computers for Pupils?

... who has a Statement of Special Educational Needs, or receives a Disability Living Allowance, or whose school/local authority representative can certify they have Assistive Technology needs?

Section Two:

Do you receive at least one of the following?

• Free School Meals for your child***

• Income-based Jobseeker’s Allowance

• Income support

• Child Tax Credit but not Working Tax Credit and an income of less than £16,190

• Guaranteed Pension Credit (not Savings Credit)

• Income-based Employment Support Allowance

• Support under Part VI of the Immigration and Asylum Act 199

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So, with all this hullabaloo, it turns out it isn't available to anyone under £16k income and with a child between the ages of 7-14.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"its looking bad in here

have I really got to read all the way through"

Nah just the last few posts that got it back to the OP

A lot of the rest of it isn't worth losing any sleep over!

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over a year ago


"its looking bad in here

have I really got to read all the way through

I did, so just start from here"

Ah thanks

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Four questions in section 1

Is that right... Why didn't they just say..

If you have said yes to all of the out questions...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"its looking bad in here

have I really got to read all the way through

I did, so just start from here

Ah thanks "

Saves ya eyes

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just put my head through my laptop. Do i qualify for a new one under ( induced ) mental stress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've just put my head through my laptop. Do i qualify for a new one under ( induced ) mental stress?"

Not unless you're in years 3-9 inclusive, in which case, you're far too young to be on here.

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over a year ago

O o O oo

I think you will find it is in the school years 3-9

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over a year ago


"The qualifying criteria as stated on homeaccess.org.uk/Are-you-eligible/ states the following:

Quick eligibility check

Take the quick eligibilty check below. You may be able to qualify for a Home Access package if you answer YES to:

• four questions in Section one, and

• at least one question in Section two.

Section One:

Are you a parent or guardian responsible for and living with a child...

…who is in school years 3 to 9 inclusive?

…who attends a state-maintained school in England full time**?

…who has not already had a computer from a Home Access Grant or similar programme, such as Computers for Pupils?

... who has a Statement of Special Educational Needs, or receives a Disability Living Allowance, or whose school/local authority representative can certify they have Assistive Technology needs?

Section Two:

Do you receive at least one of the following?

• Free School Meals for your child***

• Income-based Jobseeker’s Allowance

• Income support

• Child Tax Credit but not Working Tax Credit and an income of less than £16,190

• Guaranteed Pension Credit (not Savings Credit)

• Income-based Employment Support Allowance

• Support under Part VI of the Immigration and Asylum Act 199

~

So, with all this hullabaloo, it turns out it isn't available to anyone under £16k income and with a child between the ages of 7-14.

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well as it wasnt relevant to me i was just stating that people could qualify for them and to go and look at the webpage!

didnt realise i had to give out all the facts and take them by the hand to it and fill the form out for them too!!

times you think you doin people a good turn and what do you get???

but il say this much, the first few posts that were removed showed the true colours of some people at least i try to help people and not take the mickey out of them unlike some!

sorry folks if i wasnt 100% accurate with the criteria for this x

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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I've just put my head through my laptop. Do i qualify for a new one under ( induced ) mental stress?

Not unless you're in years 3-9 inclusive, in which case, you're far too young to be on here. "

Could be, i never got further than Upper Sixth. And that was with pen and paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The qualifying criteria as stated on homeaccess.org.uk/Are-you-eligible/ states the following:

Quick eligibility check

Take the quick eligibilty check below. You may be able to qualify for a Home Access package if you answer YES to:

• four questions in Section one, and

• at least one question in Section two.

Section One:

Are you a parent or guardian responsible for and living with a child...

…who is in school years 3 to 9 inclusive?

…who attends a state-maintained school in England full time**?

…who has not already had a computer from a Home Access Grant or similar programme, such as Computers for Pupils?

... who has a Statement of Special Educational Needs, or receives a Disability Living Allowance, or whose school/local authority representative can certify they have Assistive Technology needs?

Section Two:

Do you receive at least one of the following?

• Free School Meals for your child***

• Income-based Jobseeker’s Allowance

• Income support

• Child Tax Credit but not Working Tax Credit and an income of less than £16,190

• Guaranteed Pension Credit (not Savings Credit)

• Income-based Employment Support Allowance

• Support under Part VI of the Immigration and Asylum Act 199

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So, with all this hullabaloo, it turns out it isn't available to anyone under £16k income and with a child between the ages of 7-14.

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...and as I said previously.

"Due to the success of the programme we are now only inviting applications for computers for children with severe disabilities or Special Educational Needs."

same website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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but il say this much, the first few posts that were removed showed the true colours of some people at least i try to help people and not take the mickey out of them unlike some!

sorry folks if i wasnt 100% accurate with the criteria for this x"

Huh? removed posts? when did that happen? it all seems as it was to me, someone musta been on the boil lol.

** I'm not taking the piss, I didn't know there were posts removed, but this thread has moved very fast today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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but il say this much, the first few posts that were removed showed the true colours of some people at least i try to help people and not take the mickey out of them unlike some!

sorry folks if i wasnt 100% accurate with the criteria for this x

Huh? removed posts? when did that happen? it all seems as it was to me, someone musta been on the boil lol.

** I'm not taking the piss, I didn't know there were posts removed, but this thread has moved very fast today."

away n dont talk pish it was you and lutons post plus my remarks back to them that were removed!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Right I think this has probably ran it's course now.

Anyone who thinks they qualify , try the website for information.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


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...and as I said previously.

"Due to the success of the programme we are now only inviting applications for computers for children with severe disabilities or Special Educational Needs."

same website."

So it was a really popular scheme then? I thought it might be seeing as the majority of jobs these days needs at least a basic knowledge of computers!

Hopefully the kids whose family did qualify for one make something out of their lives and get better jobs than they might have otherwise!

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