FabSwingers.com forum: 175 things can do with a lady's pussy?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We did this previously with cocks and got to 115, so let's see how far we get this time.

Facesitting

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Making it gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spray it with cream and lick it

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Put your hand in it and pretend its a glove puppet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stick a cucumber up it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it the vets !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend its steve of x factor and fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurt ping pong balls out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajazzle it

S x

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store your gladioli tubers in there over winter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spurt ping pong balls out of it

That should be a new Olympic sport !

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Stick a dildo up it

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Use it as a Kit Kat finger counting device.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress it in tinsel, put a bauble in it and call it a Christmas decoration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub it through a nice pair of knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post your mail into the slit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dress it in tinsel, put a bauble in it and call it a Christmas decoration

That's apt for the Christmas period.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman in Colombia stuck a potato up it as her Mum told her to use it as contraception and she believed her . It grew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a tea towel holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck it with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epilate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pluck it with tweezers"

Ouch ! Waxing is much kinder !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *owdoueatyoursMan
over a year ago

Swale

Play the trumpet with it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put ice cubes up it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drip hot wax on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hide the sausage

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Put an ice cube on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compare it to something that has been run over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank it

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Worship it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stir fry it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap it (surprisingly fun)

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Tickle it

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Pretend its an ice cream

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Have various bits of it Pierced.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Photograph it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim its whiskers and stroke it.

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Take her warm gush in your mouth and spay it back over it .

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"A woman in Colombia stuck a potato up it as her Mum told her to use it as contraception and she believed her . It grew!

Into what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill it with soil, plant up some parsley, basil, sage etc and call it a ladyherbgarden.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Love it sleep on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use It !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman in Colombia stuck a potato up it as her Mum told her to use it as contraception and she believed her . It grew!

Into what?

A beanstalk ! (I'll pm you the real answer)

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Use it as a putting hole

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"A woman in Colombia stuck a potato up it as her Mum told her to use it as contraception and she believed her . It grew!

Into what?

A beanstalk ! (I'll pm you the real answer)"

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Practice chopstick skills

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Practice chopstick skills

Knit and purl or knit one drop one? heh heh

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman in Colombia stuck a potato up it as her Mum told her to use it as contraception and she believed her . It grew!

It grew?!! That must be a very fertile pussy!

Couls be used as an efficient food program against famine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

I'll get the Tattinger....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Magic tricks .. I saw someone pull a rabbit out of one once

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Use it to wet your fingers in a post office or a bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite frinds to visit it and have a party

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I actually attempted to play the recorder with mine the other day just to see if I could. It was not a successful experiment but the resulting video I sent the BF was comedy gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have it as the centrepiece of a salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly deterrent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put dreadlocks on it, picture it and enter it as artwork for a new Predator film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a "Pay & Display" ticket machine next to it for anyone wanting to use it.....

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"I actually attempted to play the recorder with mine the other day just to see if I could. It was not a successful experiment but the resulting video I sent the BF was comedy gold.

Lucky man

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

I'll get the Tattinger....

where can I stick the cork?

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By *ittlebitWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Make it purr

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Use it as an entertainment center. Get rid of the ps3 etc. Many more hours from a pussy. Can even use it during power cuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use as an escape tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect Sunday retreat

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By *ribal leaderMan
over a year ago

penzance

Paint it with face paint to look like a canoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

I'll get the Tattinger....

where can I stick the cork?

I'm sure you can think of somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rent it out...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Collect ladygoo

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Somewhere to keep your wine bottle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push a baby out of it!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Feed it Kitty Catt?

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Hear hear lol love it lol x

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Cover it in soil, water it, and grow carrots out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worship it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spread it out using clamps then use it as a temporary storage container for some champagne before I drink it out

With strawberries

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Drip Hot Candle Wax on it..

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Fill it with helium and reach for the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unquestioningly do whatever it's owner tells you to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adore it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm your toes if you've been out walking the dog (I've just got backand mine are freezing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a snooker cue stand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddle with it until it gets wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant your aspidistras in there.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

makeshift whoopee cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck it lick and suck it get her pressing it in ya face get ya fingers inside it and rub her G till she's squirming with raving orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as an advent candle holder. Instead of lighting the wick, just slide it in or out a little more each day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a lady with large labia,stretch them over your face then re-enact the face hugger alien scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use it to stand your Christmas tree in,

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Make men jump through hoops to get at it....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a makeover.

Glitter, gems etc.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Give it a makeover.

Glitter, gems etc.

I can think of something better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a candle holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a tombola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as oil for my 'tache and beard.

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a proper name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a mantrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use it as a mantrap"

Um....needs bait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ping pong ball dispenser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy it for all you can

pussies are the most amazing erotic pleasure giving bits of kit lol and just simply desired x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staple it. Ram her panties in to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill it with champaign and drink from it with a straw

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I saw a Japanese girl painting with hers

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