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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is it in?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling i'm pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/08/10 23:29:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is that it?"

.

That's what I was going to say!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex did.....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

NOT my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had bigger/better/whatever!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Have you finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats it up?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im off shopping

OK I know technically its four....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Femme's just arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn 'telly up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about the car!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its that time (of the month)

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"No Single Males"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Your brothers hornier.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I need shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up please!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Nothing to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a headache ;-(

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Pre Menstrual tension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need a poo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

please stay in

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What, MORE football???

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"need a poo!!!!"

MADAM, PLEASE!!!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

broken the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry, bad taste that one!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

no beer left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it grow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you guys for got one weres thr remote lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you owe me

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Sales are on

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Your washing up!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Time, gentlemen please!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't cum NOW!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't cum YET!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

[Removed by poster at 10/08/10 23:46:51]

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't cum THERE!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I don't swallow

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I WANT BABIES

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's just Urrrgggh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your wife called

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

suck my toes

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

honey....i'm home!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

' A blue waffle?'.....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cum. Cum. NOW!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not that hole

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

football seasons over

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

your mate's better

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

your mate's bigger

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get my Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your taxis here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets make babies......

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Again! Harder! NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are wrong

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The CSA called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the g spot

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"not that hole "

"You said lower"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

this won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in law

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Always so quick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's below average

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Femmes got pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

READ MY PROFILE ...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Meet my kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bloke.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My turn driving......

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

you need viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that normal

put it away

you upstairs dear

mother in law

dad I'm pregnant

dad I'm gay

blow in here

it's only scratched

(NAME) your fired

here's my solicitor

It won't hurt

the clinic called

tits AND balls

it's your mess

that's £50 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its this way! Hx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dinners in dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet patch yours

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

"Hold my handbag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beach party social xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Beach party social xx "

You're in trouble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beach party social xx

You're in trouble!"

Oh Ooo im in trouble lol that makes a change xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never swallow.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

missing MY cock

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

pass the lube

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

Its over babe

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

grass needs cutting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rr
"is it in? "

god thats tiny!

that was shite

i dont suck

not my arse

cant feel it

i love u

dont wanna meet

i could go on! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mum's moving in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband's home!

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Ive got AIDS

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

Honey,lets talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its your round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tastes like cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's that rash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck".... hubby's back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look,shoe shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasa man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets get married

not tonite dear

your sister better

ohh tummy rumbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya, I'm Mznwty

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Mum you've changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

post the cheque!

your brother bigger!

Your mates did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya cock stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i never swallow."

and yet u still want more mr jones! lmao

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Cum swap time

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

On the same note

Felch me please

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

last orders please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's not yours *

*though 1 suspect that would come as a relief to many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bi guys only

ive seen bigger

ive had bigger

YES YES nooooooooooo

its there ffs

that fooking hurts

wanna try again ?

xxx Lois xxx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

sloppy seconds Ok?

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

*outside a car pulls up*

That's my husband!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya, I'm Mznwty"

you're fekked mate!

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

the wrong hole please wash it do it yourself missed your mouth wash it first swallow dont spit is that piss whys it green hes my mate two into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... are you itchy too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum swap time

"

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt it cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's £25 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your hour's up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where is it

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Excuse the wart

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area


"Excuse the wart"

Excuse the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops, soap fell.

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"i cant cum "

or 'you can't cum'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"' A blue waffle?'....."

Eeerrrrrrrrr haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make a reference to another thread on here......

'make me pregnant'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready steady go

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By *ush girlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I opened this

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Honey, I'm home!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There she blows

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

FUCK ME AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put it in

i already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who's these knickers?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

the rubbers split

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