FabSwingers.com forum: C'mon then, confess!?

By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'm a stubborn arse hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have OCD

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

Scorpio but i,m not obsessive or a twat.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Well I have the prick bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be selfish

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

Scorpio but i,m not obsessive or a twat."

Just a killjoy?

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By *eep_Calm_andMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Bimbo? Me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm a whiny bimbo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaky derelict here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bimbo? Me??

Well you be whiny, I'll do the bimbo bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiny bimbo. I was late though so just missed on being a perverted psychopath, which sounds much more appropriate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, egotistical douchbag......

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Annoying attention whore

I don't know if I agree with the attention whore part

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Annoying attention whore

I don't know if I agree with the attention whore part

Says the man who can't stop ripping his shirts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubborn arsehole seems a bit harsh but oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Stubborn arsehole but I'm crazy about an obsessive twat

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Not sure I should say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annoying attention whore

I don't know if I agree with the attention whore part

Says the man who can't stop ripping his shirts.....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm a Stubborn arsehole but I'm crazy about an obsessive twat

Ooh that's supposed to be a sizzling match!! I have a lot of 'stubborn arsehole' in my chart too and am often drawn to obsessive twats or egotistical douchbags!

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

stubborn with a capital S

arsehole, some would agree with that

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Neurotic bitch.. Ah well need to stick snobby ocd whore on the end of it and thats me haha

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Annoying attention whore

I don't know if I agree with the attention whore part

Says the man who can't stop ripping his shirts.....

Touche

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Annoying attention whore

I don't know if I agree with the attention whore part

Says the man who can't stop ripping his shirts.....

Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish prick ....yep got one of them but I like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Stubborn arsehole but I'm crazy about an obsessive twat

Ooh that's supposed to be a sizzling match!! I have a lot of 'stubborn arsehole' in my chart too and am often drawn to obsessive twats or egotistical douchbags!

Haha

this thread has made me chuckle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think egotiscal douchebag is a fairly accurate description!! Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I should say

Tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

Egotistic douchbag oh yeahhh!! The best one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubborn arsehole - and proud

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I am sooo not an egotistical douchbag

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Egotistic douchbag oh yeahhh!! The best one! "

Spoken like a true Leo....

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Not sure I should say

Tell us

Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

I swear I'm not a psychopath

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Neurotic....sounds like erotic.....I can live with that

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By *1paljungMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Neuritic bitch, oh go on then x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Neurotic....sounds like erotic.....I can live with that"
you and me both jammy

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Stubborn arsehole FTW!!!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

awkward fucktard ... more like 'absolute adonis with impeccable grace'

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"stubborn with a capital S

arsehole, some would agree with that"

this..

mind you one persons arsehole is another's delicate flower..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Egotistical douchebag, yeah I'm not douche.....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"awkward fucktard ... more like 'absolute adonis with impeccable grace'

Yes, I think you must have egotistical douchebag rising there.....

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

damn, I am cusp born. well screwed up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egotistic douchbag oh yeahhh!! The best one!

Spoken like a true Leo....

Don't hide the truth they tend to be your best assets

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm a perverted psychopath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a perverted psychopath lol "

The best type of psychopath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an awkward fucktard

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

Whiny bimbo? Me? whiny? or a bimbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I should say

Tell us

Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

I swear I'm not a psychopath

Just a pervert? That's good

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I read it as fuckturd...awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with! "

Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Not sure I should say

Tell us

Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

I swear I'm not a psychopath

Just a pervert? That's good

Well a few of the guy's on here are worth preving over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure I should say

Tell us

Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

I swear I'm not a psychopath

Just a pervert? That's good

Well a few of the guy's on here are worth preving over lol

They definitely are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I'm a stubborn arse hole "

You and me both.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Enjoy the pleasure it gives you! Can I watch? Apparently I'm greedy.

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By *rc83Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Annoying attention whore

I don't know if I agree with the attention whore part

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Neurotic bitch

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Egotistic douchbag oh yeahhh!! The best one!

Spoken like a true Leo....

Don't hide the truth they tend to be your best assets

Exactly, if you've got it, flaunt it, and annoy the hell out of anyone who hasn't! !

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised"

Don't be silly giving yourself an unrealistic challenge and get your egotistical douchebag self out of here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised

Don't be silly giving yourself an unrealistic challenge and get your egotistical douchebag self out of here!!!

Unrealistic challenges are the best challenges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

ooh I'm an attention whore too.....qui moi?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Leo - Egotistical douchbag?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can see a pattern emerging here........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an annoying attention whore. Well there are people that live their lives by the stars so who are we to argue, if that is what is said then that is how things must be, unless you know otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a perverted psychopath lol "

Figures

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised

Don't be silly giving yourself an unrealistic challenge and get your egotistical douchebag self out of here!!!

Unrealistic challenges are the best challenges "

Calm the ego, douchbag!!!

haha! I'm a sucker for the Glaswegian accent but I'm not giving in...I'm an awkward fucktard remember!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

Annoying aattention whore?

Me?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I think I might have been re-born in each of these twelve months!

However, Cancer is my birth month.

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Greedy emo?

Greedy yes, im too perky to be emo tho lol

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Not sure what an emo is apart from the puppet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not going to deny being an annoying attention whore I think I pull it off quite well thank you. I agree with hers as well, I'm not gonna say which it is as she may just get a little "moody" with me

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

I'm quite happy to be a perverted psychopath, I think it suits me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well looks like I'm a flaky derelict and Mr is a greedy emo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

emo?

I dont even listen to music lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic fail here - selfish prick - can't do either bit

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Not sure what an emo is apart from the puppet? "

This is so hilarious - off wiki:

As a rule of thumb, a person described as "emo" (falling under certain behavior mannerisms and attire correlating with the subculture) will often be from a comfortable, middle-class background with liberal parents. All of this is irrelevant to an emo who will consider themselves misunderstood and repressed regardless of reality. Any urologist would say that these very emotional people need to be encouraged by the rest of society to help them jump off a bridge and stop taking up our public benches.

They all suffer from severe narcissism, leading them to believe that they alone know what pain is, and that no one understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever."

ROTFL!!! Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiny bimbo

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Awkward Fucktard here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiny bimbo here.

I'm direct contrast I'm actually a tattooed biker chick. But we all have bad days. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!

Aries - Selfish prick

Taurus - Stubborn arsehole

Gemini - Annoying attention whore

Cancer - Moody jerk

Leo - Egotistical douchbag

Virgo - Neurotic bitch

Libra - Flaky derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive twat

Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard

Capricorn - Greedy emo

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Pisces - Whiny bimbo

Scorpio but i,m not obsessive or a twat."

Same and I'm not either

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Egotistical douchebag here. Although I was born prematurely so should have been a neurotic bitch. Maybe I'm an egotistical bitch or a neurotic douchebag?

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Cusp - born whiny bimbo/selfish prick ... doesn't sound like me at all ... I'm greedy and I'll complain if I don't get what I want .. ok sounds a tiny bit like me but definitely not a bimbo or a prick

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Egotistical douchebag here. Although I was born prematurely so should have been a neurotic bitch. Maybe I'm an egotistical bitch or a neurotic douchebag?"

Maybe you will just become increasingly neurotic as you get older?? I think we can have more than one 'era' if we want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stubborn arsehole seems a bit harsh but oh well

I'm one of them. Hope I'm a fragrant one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox, I'm not Flaky!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Bollox, I'm not Flaky!!

I think that one is off actually, only libra I know it's more like a pedantic know-it-all! Is that a more acceptable insult perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a bimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like mine.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I don't like mine."

Embrace your dark side my son. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another awkward fucktard here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubborn asshole here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what an emo is apart from the puppet?

This is so hilarious - off wiki:

That's Me! That's Me!! That's Me!!!

Nobody ever understands all this, but it so understates the situation...

Dammit, pay attention, I'm telling you how desperate my line is...!!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Another selfish prick here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awkward fucktard.....her

stubborn arsehole....him

pretty accurate i think

him

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Whiny bimbo here....NOT lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Awkward fucktard on the cusp of Obsessive twat. About right.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am Awkward fucktard on the cusp of Obsessive twat. About right."

Haha, well done that man!!

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Moody jerk don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollox, I'm not Flaky!!

I think that one is off actually, only libra I know it's more like a pedantic know-it-all! Is that a more acceptable insult perhaps?

Much better, I like being insulted with precision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well by that logic I'm a "Selfish Prick"...

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Bollox, I'm not Flaky!!

I think that one is off actually, only libra I know it's more like a pedantic know-it-all! Is that a more acceptable insult perhaps?

Much better, I like being insulted with precision

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neurotic Bitch!!! Who said that? Who? Who? You're talking about me aren't you? All of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aquarius - Perverted psychopath

Yeah sounds about right

(Tammy)

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Virgo=Neurotic bitch bit strange that im a guy lol i guess i have my moments ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im gemini - but nothing like that

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