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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....what's the funniest one you heard?

mine was an american friend who was suprised that an ex of mine could swim....because: "they can't can they?"..."who can't??"...."black people, everyone knows that...that's why you never get them on a swim team....though maybe it's different as he was from an island?"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keen to see where this post goes...............

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well my stereotype is that obviously im with jay because im after his money, what with him being 67 with a reasonably nice car, i mean i couldnt possibly be with him for anything else now could i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keen to see where this post goes..............."

Hmmmmm...you just know it's going to degenerate quickly. The OP has set the tone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"keen to see where this post goes...............

Hmmmmm...you just know it's going to degenerate quickly. The OP has set the tone! "

hm, not sure how. it was said directly to him and he took no offence...he was actually rolling on the floor as she was offering him kudos in his abilities. the only one to look bad was her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not your stereotypical silver haired granny with a knee replacement !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....what's the funniest one you heard?

mine was an american friend who was suprised that an ex of mine could swim....because: "they can't can they?"..."who can't??"...."black people, everyone knows that...that's why you never get them on a swim team....though maybe it's different as he was from an island?"...

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Oh so that's why they're always in them canoe's in the Tarzan fims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Brits have bad teeth, drink tea and live in the countryside.

At least that's what I grew up believing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stereotypes re people's nationality e.g. Katie Price on the French after a trip to Eurodisney "its full of French people"

Jeremy Clarkson on ...errr just about everybody lol

Stereotypes can be entertaining if they are taken with a pinch of salt... only damaging if taken as read and true?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It aint over till the fat lady sings is a bit of a stereotype as anyone who knows me will tell you i cant fucking sing lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mine was a friend who'd had an accident and was paraplegic and in a wheelchair.

I knew him before, was there when it happened, and helped him get his life back afterward.

So to me, he was just 'Davy'. Sure he was in a 'chair, but all that meant was his legs didnt work anymore. He, like the rest of us, had good days and bad days.

And sometimes, he was a bit of a twat - both before and after his accident.

So, one day, we're at a function, and he's he's giving it the big 'i am' about various things, and generally being twattish.

Some girl makes some comment about how brave he is, being in a chair and going back to work etc, to which i point out that he is their token 'twat in a wheelchair' for the h.r dept - cue the girl 'well, i think disabled people can make a vualable contribution...etc etc etc'

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

when she was 5 my sister had perthese disease and was in broomstick plasters and a wheelchair for 17 months

one time we were in a shopping centre with our dad and an elderly lady came up with a bag of jelly babies, she offered me one then turned to my dad and asked 'would the little one in the wheelchair like a jelly baby?'

to which my dad replied 'she's got a problem with her legs not her fucking brain ask her yourself'

think we got the whole bag

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton


"keen to see where this post goes...............

Hmmmmm...you just know it's going to degenerate quickly. The OP has set the tone! "

dont worry , people are too scared nowdays to even mention anything to do with race

for example if you were to suggest marathon runners from ethiopia were on average better than those from other races , you would metaphorically speaking be stoned to death on here

i hasten to say that is not my opinion by the way , i was talking about what others have said

PHEW !

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"when she was 5 my sister had perthese disease and was in broomstick plasters and a wheelchair for 17 months

one time we were in a shopping centre with our dad and an elderly lady came up with a bag of jelly babies, she offered me one then turned to my dad and asked 'would the little one in the wheelchair like a jelly baby?'

to which my dad replied 'she's got a problem with her legs not her fucking brain ask her yourself'

think we got the whole bag "

That was the other thing which always happened to my 'chair mate - people would talk to him like he was a simpleton, it was funny as fcuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keen to see where this post goes...............

Hmmmmm...you just know it's going to degenerate quickly. The OP has set the tone!

dont worry , people are too scared nowdays to even mention anything to do with race

for example if you were to suggest marathon runners from ethiopia were on average better than those from other races , you would metaphorically speaking be stoned to death on here

i hasten to say that is not my opinion by the way , i was talking about what others have said

PHEW !"

Really: I've just shook my head at some of the things I've read on these boards, but hey, I'm nearly 50, London born, not much I haven't heard in my life time.

If I was to get up in arms at everything I'd be in a permanent state of annoyance: why would I hand people of no significance to me that power?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The assumption that all Chinese cannot say words starting with "r" properly!

Or that they work in take aways!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guys dont make passes at girls that wear glasses

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

guys only want to meet me cos they are desperate

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All fat people are slobs and thick

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I am a big girl so I am desperate and am grateful for any male attention and will shag anyone.....NOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys only want to meet me cos they are desperate

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noooooo that s me.... they meet when desperate;-)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"guys only want to meet me cos they are desperate

noooooo that s me.... they meet when desperate;-)"

we should team up.....be called 'if all else fails' and have regular socials for all the desperates to attend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys only want to meet me cos they are desperate

noooooo that s me.... they meet when desperate;-)

we should team up.....be called 'if all else fails' and have regular socials for all the desperates to attend "

Lets create a group of females called "desperadas" lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

All english women have a thin upper lip...

Somebody told me this years ago.. A french insult apparently..

Now next time you are in john Lewis, check the size of the top lips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a big girl so I am desperate and am grateful for any male attention and will shag anyone.....NOT!!!

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I'm a big girl and agree with you this stereotype is such a lot of bull. Not desperate far from it. Have more interest than i could physically handle (not that i take everyone up on their offers I am discerning) lol. Far more that my thinner friends and it drives them nuts lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

swingers are sexual deviants!!

but hen i dont see much wrong with that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thats not a stereotype that is the truth, we are sexual deviants

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My Dad had an 8-track.

That was a stereo-type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All english women have a thin upper lip...

Somebody told me this years ago.. A french insult apparently..

Now next time you are in john Lewis, check the size of the top lips!"

Yes! I was brought up with this as well - all British Women have small upper lips. I can't translate the silly song properly into English but it's about how British women are so stern and angry so their top lips get pulled in!

Even now when i see nice lips I think deep down they must have some non-Brit in them :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

West Indians are all laid back.

All black women are looking for their babies fathers.

Fat women swing because they can't get boyfriends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all older women are gagging for younger men before they get past it.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cannot remember the comediennes name, but i do remember the joke: went along the lines of her daughter coming in from school in tears, slamming doors, kicking chairs...so she asks her what's wrong and the daughter replies "i'm fat!"...mum replies "of course you are, so at least do us the courtesy of being jolly".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight "

gerbils?!! the yorkshireman thing is no urban myth...it's a fact! i moved from there to scotland so i could find out what it was like for a man to go dutch

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight "

Is tha' careful with tha' coin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is that just because I'm on a swing site I shouldn't gag when I deep throat.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight

Is tha' careful with tha' coin?

"

Well it tha watches t coppers tha will never be poor lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight "

thought all yorkshiremen kept whippets?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"....what's the funniest one you heard?

mine was an american friend who was suprised that an ex of mine could swim....because: "they can't can they?"..."who can't??"...."black people, everyone knows that...that's why you never get them on a swim team....though maybe it's different as he was from an island?"...

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I am saying "nutin"............... because it goes both ways.......

I can think of a few right now.......

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight "

not just yorkshiremen..... ooooh... and welsh like sheep apparently...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight

not just yorkshiremen..... ooooh... and welsh like sheep apparently... "

Gateshead?

You'll be a miner or a shipworker then?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Or working in WIlkinsons

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"All gay men keep gerbils, All Italians can cook and Yorkshiremen are tight

not just yorkshiremen..... ooooh... and welsh like sheep apparently...

Gateshead?

You'll be a miner or a shipworker then?"

nope... i am a cockney/yank exile....

so being a cockney I know how to pick a lock and handle a bottle.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no thats not a stereotype that is the truth, we are sexual deviants "

whenever and wherever possible

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