FabSwingers.com forum: 1 fact is true 2 are false

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which fact is true,

Just a bit of fun, State a fact about yourself 1 true and 2 false,

Pick a comical/amusing fact to make it easier or do as you please as most people end up doing on the threads

1,Lady Gaga stepped on my foot

2,I can speak a second language

3,I have a 8" cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which fact is true,

Just a bit of fun, State a fact about yourself 1 true and 2 false,

Pick a comical/amusing fact to make it easier or do as you please as most people end up doing on the threads

1,Lady Gaga stepped on my foot

2,I can speak a second language

3,I have a 8" cock"

Did it hurt and did she apologise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Over before I have finished my toast

Yes she did stand on my foot it didn't hurt and she was ushered past me and probably didn't even know she had stepped on my foot

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I, Claudius based facts!

1. George Baker, the actor, once gave me a glass of lemonade

2. John Hurt went to the same school as me

3. I once got to sing in a choir with Brian Blessed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I, Claudius based facts!

1. George Baker, the actor, once gave me a glass of lemonade

2. John Hurt went to the same school as me

3. I once got to sing in a choir with Brian Blessed."

Don't know who the first one is

You could of went to school with the second one,

But I will say number 3

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Not 3, though I did once get accused of SINGING LIKE HIM! (Very loud!)

George baker also played Inspector Wexford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I actually cannot stand marmite.

2. I have recieved ministerial recognition for my work.

3. Both of the above facts are true.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"1. I actually cannot stand marmite.

2. I have recieved ministerial recognition for my work.

3. Both of the above facts are true.

Ministeral recognition as in religious, or parliamentary? Cos we all know those politicians are kinky feckers!

Actually, so are some of those priests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I actually cannot stand marmite.

2. I have recieved ministerial recognition for my work.

3. Both of the above facts are true.

2 is true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I am plastered

2. I once lived in a nunnery

3. I can speak three languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I actually cannot stand marmite.

2. I have recieved ministerial recognition for my work.

3. Both of the above facts are true.

Ministeral recognition as in religious, or parliamentary? Cos we all know those politicians are kinky feckers!

Actually, so are some of those priests

Government.

Not revealing if that is the fact yet though...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"1. I am plastered

2. I once lived in a nunnery

3. I can speak three languages

Spellings too good to be 1, 3 is too easy,so will opt for 2, and you were asked to leave when the mother superior found your profile on fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. I am plastered

2. I once lived in a nunnery

3. I can speak three languages

Spellings too good to be 1, 3 is too easy,so will opt for 2, and you were asked to leave when the mother superior found your profile on fab!

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"1. I actually cannot stand marmite.

2. I have recieved ministerial recognition for my work.

3. Both of the above facts are true.

Ministeral recognition as in religious, or parliamentary? Cos we all know those politicians are kinky feckers!

Actually, so are some of those priests

Government.

Not revealing if that is the fact yet though..."

Then your love of ropework must make it true, politicians like tying us all up in knots and red tape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I am plastered

2. I once lived in a nunnery

3. I can speak three languages

Spellings too good to be 1, 3 is too easy,so will opt for 2, and you were asked to leave when the mother superior found your profile on fab!

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

Nope but I am giggling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I actually cannot stand marmite.

2. I have recieved ministerial recognition for my work.

3. Both of the above facts are true.

Ministeral recognition as in religious, or parliamentary? Cos we all know those politicians are kinky feckers!

Actually, so are some of those priests

Government.

Not revealing if that is the fact yet though...

Then your love of ropework must make it true, politicians like tying us all up in knots and red tape!

A well reasoned argument. It is true, but not for services to politicians, even with my rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I don't like lists

2 I never post on social media

3 I have no concept of irony

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

Yes, this, and she was thrown out for giving her bad feedback

(And possibly guzzling the communion wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

Yes, this, and she was thrown out for giving her bad feedback

(And possibly guzzling the communion wine

Haha sadly I am not that much of a rebel and no that one is not true!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

Yes, this, and she was thrown out for giving her bad feedback

(And possibly guzzling the communion wine

)

Haha sadly I am not that much of a rebel and no that one is not true!!

Not even the wine?

That only leaves punkt drei, trois or très?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

Yes, this, and she was thrown out for giving her bad feedback

(And possibly guzzling the communion wine

)

Haha sadly I am not that much of a rebel and no that one is not true!!

Not even the wine?

That only leaves punkt drei, trois or très?

What does that mean in English ?

Number 2 on mine was false

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either that or the mother superior was her first meet

Yes, this, and she was thrown out for giving her bad feedback

(And possibly guzzling the communion wine

)

Haha sadly I am not that much of a rebel and no that one is not true!!

Not even the wine?

That only leaves punkt drei, trois or très?

3 was false too !!

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