FabSwingers.com forum: favorite film quote

By *haosmaster OP Man
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

whats your favorite film quote? mine has got to be, "your only suppose to blow the BLOODY doors off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But not yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein, and I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time!

Day of the Dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats your favorite film quote? mine has got to be, "your only suppose to blow the BLOODY doors off""

bloody awesome quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ship is England!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do people call me insane? I only want to create the perfect genetically modified warrior!"

"For you, the day I entered your village was the worst day of your life. But for me, it was tuesday."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because you do not believe in God Mr. Riddick, does not mean God does not believe in you"

"Think someone could start life in a liqour store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped round his neck...and not believe? You think someone could spend half their life with a horse bit in their mouth...and not believe?

You got it all wrong holy man. I *absolutely* believe in God...and I absolutely hate the fucker."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are people who think that children are made in a day. But it takes a long time, a very long time"

All about my mother, 1999

If you haven't seen it, do !

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

your a big man, but you're out of shape, with me it'a a full time job , now behave yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clueless (1995)

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?!

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

Bogart !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" "

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh Tyrone ... You silly fat bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

American Psycho

(Not lifted from a 'why can't I get a shag ?' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his arse, in two weeks you'd have a diamond ...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb" Batman (Jack Nicholson)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Dunne: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!

Lloyd Christmas: Oh, well. Here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.

Harry Dunne: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?

Lloyd Christmas: Uh, yeah, we are in the Rockies. Jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from "Blazing saddles" most of which I probably shouldn't say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh Tyrone ... You silly fat bastard."

Ain't you Tyrone...course I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh Tyrone ... You silly fat bastard.

Ain't you Tyrone...course I am

It came at me from a funny angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a guy who sleeps with one eye open.

You sure do snore alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

They Live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gonna blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's play a game of fuck off.... You go first"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Bruce Almighty

God: No matter how filthy something gets, you can always clean it right up.

apt really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Let's play a game of fuck off.... You go first"

brilliant GB quote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Harder, harder, harder ooooooooooooooooooooooo several thousand pornos

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

All you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU! KARATE! JU JUITSU! And a whole bunch of other shit that you don't even know.

I'm gonna get you sukka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a rapist wit...

Dumb & dumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, mr big? My name is Bond, James Bond.

Names is for tombstones baby, take this honky outside and waste him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Holy rusty metal, Batman'

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By *icksoneMan
over a year ago

oldham

Have IQ s just dropped while I was away.

Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You horsehumping thundercunt

Blade Trinity

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a few...

I know.

As you wish.

Monty, you terrible cunt!

At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Live bastards! Dead soldiers!"

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By *1paljungMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Is it safe...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you think the waitress's hate you now, wait till you give them crabs then you will know what real hate is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

go for guns you sons of bitchs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my command .... Unleash hell ....... Gladiator !!!

One of my all time favourite films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The john Wayne famous line when he walked into the bar wanked into a spitoon and then said "I've cum for my boy "

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By *amesGBMan
over a year ago

Cyprus

There is no spoon

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Anything from "Blazing saddles" most of which I probably shouldn't say!"

Yip your right! Most lines brilliant yet unprintable even though its mocking racism.

What about the safe line when they ask for a N word to help out....'to tell a family secret, my mother is Dutch!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually he's harder than trigonometry "

You don't mess with the Zohan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man!

Fill your hands you son of a bitch

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I think we need a bigger boat . Jaws

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

"GGGRRrrrraaaaaaaawwwrrgh!! RAAAARRRRRRRRRggg! GhRAarr GHRAaar!!" - Chewbacca in The Empire Strikes Back

"I will NOT be threatened by a walking meatloaf!!" - An American Werewolf in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That waitress is trouble with a capital V.D.

Supernatural, Season 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

- Ferris Bueller

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

'You're out of your tree'

'It's not my tree'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.'

Rhett Butler in breeches ... Yes please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus you got a big Pussy

Why you say that twice

I didn't it's the damn echo

Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh Tyrone ... You silly fat bastard."

What the Fuck is he gonna get us away from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'A good narcotics agent should know and love narcotics, in fact a good narcotics agent should have narcotics in his blood'

'What? You gonna smoke that?'

'Nope, you are'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it safe?

Safest thing you'll have between your legs tonight.

from girls just wanna have fun.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Is it safe..."

Marathon Man by any chance?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Get off your horse and drink your milk" never understood it but like the line

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Ben kingsley in sexy beast I`ll tell you when your fucking retired . And I`m gonna use your eyeball as a fucking ash tray.

, John Clease to mr Creosote but sir it`s only a little wa fer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

: I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

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By *icksoneMan
over a year ago

oldham

Come with me if you want to live.

Terminator films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bad feeling about this.

All the Star Wars films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you you fucking fuck!

Platoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can't rain all the time.

Brandon Lee The Crow.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd buy that for a dollar!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

- Snatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats your favorite film quote? mine has got to be, "your only suppose to blow the BLOODY doors off""

"That's enough about me let's talk about you. What do you think of me? "

Beaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

Robocop

Put down your weapon! You have 5 seconds to comply....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written "He dies." That's all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is "He dies." It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it's only natural to be sad, but not because of the words "He dies." but because of the life we saw prior t the words.

I've lived all five of my acts, Mahoney, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. I'm only asking that you turn the page, continue reading... and let the next story begin. And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest "He died."

...

Your life is an occasion. Rise to it."

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By *osmicsMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

'Look at the size of that thing'

Star Wars...A New Hope IV

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'd buy that for a dollar!!

Robocop

Put down your weapon! You have 5 seconds to comply...."

The original ED209 scared the fuck out of me when I first watched the film!! (still pretty scary now, come to think of it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nutless monkey could do your job!

Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake ... the Kraken!!!!

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By *mandaboundTV/TS
over a year ago

Newton Le Willows

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing.

What can you make of this?

A hat, a broach, a pterodactyl.

Who do I see to get a bollocking? - TT closer to the edge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have a very particular set of skills. I am going to find you and I am going to kill you.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pulp Fiction -

"Now give me back my wallet."

"Which one is it?"

"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was never here"

James Earl Jones -The Hunt For Red October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn". Gone with the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samuel L Jackson, Die Hard with a Vengence.

" Zeus, you know like Zeus. Father of Apollo, Mount Olympus. Don't fuck with me or i'll shoot a lightening bolt up your ass"

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By *ediceTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

Poor flat bastard.

Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless?

Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hey, you boys hungry?

Shit, I could eat a frozen dog...Goin' South.

Don't throw your bloody spears at me...Zulu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, Transylvania!- frankenfurter rocky horror!

But the rum?!!! Whys the rum gone???!!- cap'n jack pirates of the Caribbean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we shag now or shag later, Baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother is the name of god on the lips of all children

The film The Crow

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Anything from "Blazing saddles" most of which I probably shouldn't say!"
more beans ???

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

- Snatch."

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"whats your favorite film quote? mine has got to be, "your only suppose to blow the BLOODY doors off""

Stop chucking those bloody spears at me !!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

Bogart !!!"

Along with "of all the bars in all the world and you had to walk in to mine"

Probably badly quoted but one of my favourite films...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you'd be bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead or alive, you are coming with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right turn Clyde lol

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

1. May I go to the bathroom? (Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

2. Are you the singing bush? (The Three Amigos)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You here that mister Anderson ? That is the sound of inevitability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sully. . Remember when I promised to kill you last ? . . . . . . YES YES YOU DID YOU PROMISED . . . . . . I lied !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a doubt this quote

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that… he is gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual suspects . . One of the best films ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have his carcass dripping blood by midnight" Harold Shand.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

What the fuck you doing here, i thought i told you to go fuck your mother - Joe Pesci Good Fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This chick has had her fair share of dick . . I mean she's like dick dick dick dick dick dick. How many dicks is that ? A lot ! But when this cat fucks her . . It hurts . . Like the first time. . Like a Virgin !

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By *iptopcoolMan
over a year ago

mid

Boards don't hit back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got black pussy white pussy red pussy hot pussy bald pussy hairy pussy old pussy new pussy. . . If you can find cheaper better pussy elsewhere . . FOOCK EEET !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucky fucky only 10 Bucky

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By *K_AIRTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

So what is he, lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fucking jalfrezi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead..make my day..

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Yo Adrian i did it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

I`ll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever thought how sad it is . . That this boy's only sexual outlet. . Is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom ?

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

A gangster ? More like a cardboard cut out cunt ! - The Business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH GARY ! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't really dust for vomit"

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By *atesheadtwoCouple
over a year ago

Gateshead

""Let's play a game of fuck off.... You go first"

Omg what film was this I can't remember

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By *atesheadtwoCouple
over a year ago

Gateshead

Doh Olympus has fallen BRILL film

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

I must break you - ivan drago - rocky 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I have to be mister pink ? Because your a faggot alright ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

300

God blessed me with a spare

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

hospital , what is it ??

it`s a large building with sick people in it but thats not important right now.

surely you can`t be serious .

Yes I am

And don`t call me shirly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!"

OR......

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!"......Great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Williams:I don't waste my time with it

Han: Oh how so

Williams: Cause when it comes I'll be to busy looking good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it bleeds we can kill it

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Blondie you bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

Bogart !!!"

He never said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blondie you bastard "

Great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request Miss Swan. Means No"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me, at hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"movies dont create psychos, movies make psychos more creative"

"do you like scary movies?"

"When this baby his 88mph, You're gonna see some serious shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lazerlips, your mumma was a snowblower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once Upon a Time The West

Harmonica: And Frank?

Snaky: Frank sent us.

Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?

naky: Well... looks like we're...

[snickers]

Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.

Harmonica: You brought two too many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulp Fiction -

"Now give me back my wallet."

"Which one is it?"

"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it.""

Awesome film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apocalypse Now

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

The horror!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I bet your thinking has he used 5 or 6 bullets in his magnum well do ya punk,booom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a tongue like an electric eel and likes the taste of a man's tonsils!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schmoke and a.pancake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no you dont smoke wee and i no this but im a get you high today because its friday and we aint got no job and You aint got shit to do- smokie

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Not the gumdrop buttons!

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By *annock1Man
over a year ago

cannock

Now listen here you mullet.

Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart!

Cause it's the only bang your ever gonna get sweetheart!

Priscilla queen of the desert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the gumdrop buttons!"

Do yoooou know the muffin man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

Bogart !!!"

that's possibly the most classic of all misquotes - he never actually says it in the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Get back in your Spaceship and fuck off back to Lego Land yer Cunt!!"

The Worlds End

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"The reason that I have to love thee doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting.

Villain am I none. Therefore, farewell. I see thou know’st me not".

Not sure why this one stuck with me but I've found it to be a good life motto when it comes to people who like to shit-stir and cause trouble.

Basically, if you don't like me and have nothing better to do than want to cause harm, you can DO ONE!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"This house is a fucking prison!...On planet bullshit!...In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!!!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have something to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away"

The kurgen, Highlander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're television incarnate, Indifferent to suffering, insensitive to joy. All of life is reduced to the common rubble of banality. War, murder, death are all the same to you as bottles of beer. And the daily business of life is a corrupt comedy.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I want to be wooed.

Well you can be as wooed as you like with me.

Carry on something

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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Sharks with Frickin Laser Beams"

Austin Powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as human as the next man!"

" I WAS the next man!!!" Indiana Jones and his dad

Father / Son fantasy of a number of women on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made a fair move , screaming about it won't help . . . . . . It's not wise to upset chewy. . . . . . . . Nobody worries about upsetting a droid ! . . . . . . . . That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. . . . . I see your point sir . I suggest a new strategy R2 . . Let the wookie win !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word you are looking for is 'Space Ranger'..

The word I'm looking for I cannot say because there are pre school toys around ....

Toy Story 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be wooed.

Well you can be as wooed as you like with me.

Carry on something

"
.

You can't beat a bit of double entendre..

Me balls me balls burning.

Well don't stand so close to the fire then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twins, Basil, Twins!

If I have to say which film it's from, you wouldn't understand lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

You're fat and I'll throw you in the river. Now go away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a steal. . It's deal. . It's sale o the fuckin century . In fact, fuck it nick i think i'll keep it ! Alright alright keep yer Alans on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/12/14 22:33:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian? Brian! Get your hands off that Welsh tart!

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By *eekay69Man
over a year ago

Colchester

""There are people who think that children are made in a day. But it takes a long time, a very long time"

All about my mother, 1999

If you haven't seen it, do !"

Almodovar is the man !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are on thin facking ice my pedigree chums. And when it breaks, I will be under it . Now fack off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is exactly how I imagined it. No one sticking their nose in. No one penetrating the mind. Take the noble English oak, Old Knobbley. That won't stab you in the back or belittle your five year plan. That tree won't... steal things that belong to you and put them in another place just to piss you off. That tree won't involve itself in low-level bullying that means you have to leave work....Sightseeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man ? . . No , have you ?

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By *eekay69Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Infamy ! Infamy ! They've all got it in for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beam me up Scotty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a declaration of war ? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunt's don't get ? Because i'm not fackin laughin NicolARSE !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasta la vista baby"

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