FabSwingers.com forum: Singalong

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who fancies a singalong?

Someone put Santa Baby into my head so right now it's...

Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me;

Been an awful good girl, Santa baby

and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue

I'll wait up for you dear, Santa baby

and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed

Next year I could be just as good...

if you'd check off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot

Been an angel all year; Santa baby,

so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,

the deed - To a platinum mine, Santa baby

so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with the duplex, and checks

Sign your 'X' on the line, Santa cutie,

and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tiffany;

I really do believe in you

Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring

I don't mean a phone, Santa baby,

so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooo I am all excited whooo hoooo a thread where I am welcome yeeeeeey after three ..... Two three

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bollocks, I'm sticking cotton wool in my ears

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Snow is falling all around me

Children playing having fun

It's the season of love and understanding

Merry Christmas everyone

Time for parties and celebration

People dancing all night long

Time for presents and exchanging kisses

Time for singing Christmas songs

We're gonna have a party tonight

I'm gonna find that girl underneath the mistletoe

We'll kissed by candlelight

Room is swaying, records playing

All the songs, we love to hear

All I wish that everyday was Christmas

What a nice way to spend the year

We're gonna have a party tonight

I'm gonna find that girl

Underneath the mistletoe

We'll kiss by candle light

Snow is fallin', all around me

Children playing, having fun

It's the season, love and understanding

Merry Christmas everyone

Ooh, Merry Christmas everyone

Snow is falling, all around me

Children playing, having fun

It's the season, love and understanding

Merry Christmas everyone

Snow is falling, all around me

Children playing, having fun

It's the season, love and understanding

Merry Christmas everyone

Snow is falling, all around me

Children playing, having fun

It's the season, love and understanding

Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jingle balls jingle balls slapping on my thighs oh what fun it is to ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrr I swore not until 1st December. ..but...

It'll be lonely this Christmas without you to hold, it'll be cold so cold....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Grrr I swore not until 1st December. ..but...

It'll be lonely this Christmas without you to hold, it'll be cold so cold....

I was trying to resist til Dec 1st lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That's it. I am loading the Phil Spector Christmas album onto my iPod ready for next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's coming on Christmas

And we're cutting down trees....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It was Christmas Eve babe

In the d*unk tank

An old man said to me, won't see another one

And then he sang a song

The Rare Old Mountain Dew

I turned my face away

And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one

Came in eighteen to one

I've got a feeling

This year's for me and you

So happy Christmas

I love you baby

I can see a better time

When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars

They've got rivers of gold

But the wind goes right through you

It's no place for the old

When you first took my hand

On a cold Christmas Eve

You promised me

Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome

You were pretty

Queen of New York City

When the band finished playing

They howled out for more

Sinatra was swinging,

All the d*unks they were singing

We kissed on a corner

Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir

Were singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

You're a bum

You're a punk

You're an old slut on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy faggot

Happy Christmas your arse

I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

I could have been someone

Well so could anyone

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

I kept them with me babe

I put them with my own

Can't make it all alone

I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells are ringing out

For Christmas day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cut pasting this ??? It'll be spring by time you finish typing them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old king wenslass last looked out on the arse of Eva all the men lay roundabout ogling the sexy diva when she put the dildo in her mouth all the men were heaving

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

you cut pasting this ??? It'll be spring by time you finish typing them all."

Of course I am. It's this handy thing the internet that saves me having to get out my sheet music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is Christmas

And what have you done

Another year over

And a new one just begun

And so this is Christmas

I hope you have fun

The near and the dear ones

The old and the young

A very merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear

And so this is Christmas (War is over)

For weak and for strong (If you want it)

For rich and the poor ones (War is over)

The road is so long (Now)

And so Happy Christmas (War is over)

For black and for white (If you want it)

For yellow and red ones (War is over)

Let's stop all the fight (Now)

A very merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear

So this is Christmas (War is over)

And what have we done (If you want it)

Another year over (War is over)

And a new one just begun (Now)

And so Happy Christmas (War is over)

We hope you have fun (If you want it)

The near and the dear one (War is over)

The old and the young (Now)

A very merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear

War is over if you want it

War is over now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but nothing replicates live music....I can't type it all but...

Hey Mr Churchill. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O Holy Night,the stars are brightly shining

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I once met a man with a sense of adventure

He was dressed to thrill wherever he went

He said: Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock

I said: In these shoes?

I don't think so

I said: Honey, let's do it here

So I'm siting at a bar in Guadalajara

In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes

He said: I've got a powerful horse outside

Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride

I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day

I said: In these shoes?

No way, Jose

I said: Honey, let's stay right here

No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo

(I don't like to dance, I can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(How can I dance? It's a scandal)

Then I met an Englishman

Oh, he said

Won't you walk up and down my spine

It makes me feel strangely alive

I said: In these shoes?

I doubt you'd survive

I said: Honey, let's do it

Let's stay right here

No le gusta caminar No puede montar a caballo

(I don't like to dance, I can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(How can I dance? It's a scandal)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So this is Christmas

And what have you done

Another year over

And a new one just begun

I'm enjoying singing this one. I don't know if the neighbours agree but I'm feeling a bit better for a sing song.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

I'm not sure I know the tune for that one.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

I'm not sure I know the tune for that one.

http://youtu.be/af7LwnA913g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So here it is sexy bodies sexy bodies having fun, here's to the swingers clubs I've only just begun

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