FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're not wanted when...

By *reybear OP Man
over a year ago

medway

After sending a message to a couple looking for older guys and they change their age requirements to your age plus one year!

...any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sandwiches are wrapped in a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your sandwiches are wrapped in a map

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Your mother moves house and doesn't tell you...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You come home from school and keep finding brochures for the Foreign Legion on your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are blocked before you get the chance to send a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're missus opens up her bag of toys and says "see you later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk to yourself and get no reply

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your phone reboots every time you try to take a selfie

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton/south coast

Your girlfriend says 'I'm going upstairs for a play and a nap - don't disturb me' !!

(yes, I did this. several times.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talk to yourself and get no reply

Gimp"

Who said that??

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

...you move in to a new house and a week later all the neighbours have for sale signs up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/11/14 11:44:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says get your coat on. I say where are we going and the reply is "you're going nowhere but I'm going out and turning the heating off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your sandwiches are wrapped in a map

like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you view a profile and get a message saying "sorry I'm busy tonight".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get unfriended and ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is no rush to see you

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab members send you a P45.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Your sandwiches are wrapped in a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He says he is washing his hair

but is fully shaved.... everywhere

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By *unwithfriendsCouple
over a year ago

Gisborne

your not wanted as a kid when your parent tie a biscuit around your neck just so the dog will play with you for a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He says he is washing his hair

but is fully shaved.... everywhere

That's not what I meant. You're taking it out of context. Ok ok. I'm sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you organise a world-record breaking gang-bang - and end up with your friend the rabbit!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

When you phone the talking clock and even that won't speak to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You begin reading your spam box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you organise a world-record breaking gang-bang - and end up with your friend the rabbit!!

When your rabbit says " not tonight luv I've got thumping myxomatosis"

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

When even the neighbours pussy cat won't take a s**t in your garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you organise a world-record breaking gang-bang - and end up with your friend the rabbit!!

When your rabbit says " not tonight luv I've got thumping myxomatosis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When even the neighbours pussy cat won't take a s**t in your garden!"

Even more so when your neighbours shit in your garden

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

You are asked to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she says get your coat on. I say where are we going and the reply is "you're going nowhere but I'm going out and turning the heating off "

this is more or less what my ex did regularly - off to the pub he trotted - kids already in bed - heating switched off on his way out as he assumed id be in bed soon -

little did he know when he went away we used to put it on full -- used the dishwasher unnecessarily - dry clothes on the radiators (he used to hate this but also hated damp clothes on the airer- errr 4 of us here) - oh i could go on

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Your reflection looks the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/11/14 12:45:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When other forumites suggest you change your profile name...........to UNLOS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When other forumites suggest you change your profile name...........to UNLOS!"

There was a guy on here with that as a username. It was very confusing. I think he has gone INLOS for real now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr. Damn phone. You know what I meant damn you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm - what does UNLOS mean?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Erm - what does UNLOS mean?

User No Longer On Site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you post a goodbye thread and noone says goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You check your messages page, you find none, then "who looked at me" also none, then u go to the forums in hopes of getting some attention

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By *reybear OP Man
over a year ago

medway

"You check your messages page, you find none, then "who looked at me" also none, then u go to the forums in hopes of getting some attention

Damn! Sussed!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your a single women on a sex site and you still can't get laid

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You're the only fab user that can't see any profiles, as they've all blocked you, just in case you thought it was even a possibility ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't get messages from 'straight' guys wanting to suck your cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you don't get messages from 'straight' guys wanting to suck your cock..."

That made me laugh! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your sandwiches are wrapped in a map

Lol.

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