FabSwingers.com forum: I need a volunteer .... Please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have to go to the dentist and don't want to cos I am scared .... I need a volunteer to take my place so I can wiggle out of it ... Name your price - all offers considered (some might be briefly!!!) ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Better not scoff any pancakes today then xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Chew on a condom and then spit it out in the waiting room and say 'that chewing gum tasted iffy'

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"I have to go to the dentist and don't want to cos I am scared .... I need a volunteer to take my place so I can wiggle out of it ... Name your price - all offers considered (some might be briefly!!!) ...

When you get in the chair grab his balls and say now we are not going to hurt each other are we

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This is the lady I saw in the tattoist chair having butterflies tattooed on .. Which took most of a day to do

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd go for you, but I'm busy hacking out part of a book.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'll go if you pay for the filling I knocked out to be replaced! xD

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Careful - I've heard storied of dentists putting hard things in your mouth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better not scoff any pancakes today then xx"

I haven't been invited ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chew on a condom and then spit it out in the waiting room and say 'that chewing gum tasted iffy' "

Lovely !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you get in the chair grab his balls and say now we are not going to hurt each other are we

You missed the point I don't want to be there hyper ventilating ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is the lady I saw in the tattoist chair having butterflies tattooed on .. Which took most of a day to do "

Well yes ... But that's totally different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go for you, but I'm busy hacking out part of a book.

Cheers mummy !!

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I know its awful weirdly unless its a cock I have an awful gag reflex.. I find concentrating on my breathing and focusing on one spot helps and just tell the dentist to do what they have to but not inform you with too many details x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go if you pay for the filling I knocked out to be replaced! xD "

This is looking decidedly like the best offer here ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Careful - I've heard storied of dentists putting hard things in your mouth..."

Not if I don't open my gob!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know its awful weirdly unless its a cock I have an awful gag reflex.. I find concentrating on my breathing and focusing on one spot helps and just tell the dentist to do what they have to but not inform you with too many details x"

Yep they try to stuff too much in there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist has a map of the world on his ceiling, my geographical knowledge is second to none.

I'll take your place of you buy me all 5 super deluxe editions of the led zeppelin reissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist has a map of the world on his ceiling, my geographical knowledge is second to none.

I'll take your place of you buy me all 5 super deluxe editions of the led zeppelin reissues

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can't help ya Jinxie cos I'm typing this from the waiting room at my dentists. Who, coincidentally has the same first name as me. As does her dental nurse. It can get a little confusing...

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

When you get in the chair grab his balls and say now we are not going to hurt each other are we

You missed the point I don't want to be there hyper ventilating ...

But you will be unfortunately

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll go. It saves me making an appointment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh god I feel really sick and I haven't driven there yet - my appointment isn't til 11.30

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you get in the chair grab his balls and say now we are not going to hurt each other are we

You missed the point I don't want to be there hyper ventilating ...

But you will be unfortunately

U could try distraction instead of stating the obvious lol

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'll go, so long as I get a sticker and a lollipop after it!

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

When you get in the chair grab his balls and say now we are not going to hurt each other are we

You missed the point I don't want to be there hyper ventilating ...

But you will be unfortunately

U could try distraction instead of stating the obvious lol

Sorry I hate the dentist as well

I will send you some chocolate if your good

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Chew on a condom and then spit it out in the waiting room and say 'that chewing gum tasted iffy'

Lovely !!!"

Strawberry flavour is chewable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chew on a condom and then spit it out in the waiting room and say 'that chewing gum tasted iffy'

Lovely !!!

Strawberry flavour is chewable.

You're just yuck !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right update -:

I am all glued back together and I dont have to go back for six months whoooo hoooo - on the downside I am not allowed to eat for three hours and it's coming up to lunchtime !! Plus I never got a "I was good" sticker - but I was good lol

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Right update -:

well done

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