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ShagTonights weekly friday status check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its another Friday and a status check, what does your say? Mine sais:

"I want to ruin your pussey behind a bush today when its dark, then finger my ass till I cum inside your mouth, interested? inbox time x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...is empty. Update it? Not quite as fruity as yours Shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ours says...

join us at xtasia the 13th December for a night of fun and raising money for charity! message us for details

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...is empty. Update it? Not quite as fruity as yours Shag."
Thanks and yours not that bad, quite good it is.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine says

Chocolate baileys will it last until Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go moning shaggers. I am going to work, but will be back 3pm x.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine is:

"Why do guys with 6" cocks sulk when they tell you they are hung like a horse and you ask,'Rocking Horse?'"

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Mine is

I am hung like a horse. A rocking horse.

Thank you, TT.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Mine is

I am hung like a horse. A rocking horse.

Thank you, TT."

I aim to please. Incidentally, my Corporal never thought I was entertaining when I told him that.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Mine says

Who the hell puts sweetcorn in chicken korma?! Yuck!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fuck ya black friday you can stick it up ya arse

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mine says "if max Factor mascara makes eyelashes look 3 x longer, max Factor should make condoms "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is..sex is like air. It's not important untill your not getting any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says (something along the lines of) My Child-free weekend. Cupuds tonight and a private party tomorrow night! Whoppeee!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

NotForSofties Omg so horny and wet. Ready for pussy worship sir xx

Not that I'm excited or anything

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Says this :

"google 'adam tina fab xmas'............nearing 600 plays now !!!!"

Although it's 682 now !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Afternoon shaggers, home now and forecast is to relax and watch tv

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Mine is RTA, car a write off and ouchy face.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine is RTA, car a write off and ouchy face. "
OOOHHHHH, not good, hope you are OK.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Mine is RTA, car a write off and ouchy face. OOOHHHHH, not good, hope you are OK."

Currently in the walk in centre. Eye is a bit of a mess. Airbag right in the mush.

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

Ouch, are you ok queen? How did that happen?

Have some kisses for the sore bits and hope you don't get too many more aches and pains pop up over night.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine is RTA, car a write off and ouchy face. OOOHHHHH, not good, hope you are OK.

Currently in the walk in centre. Eye is a bit of a mess. Airbag right in the mush. "

Well it sounds like you had a lucky escape, hope you can chill out and relax when you get home and your eye isn't too bad. Hooray for airbags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says :

Ohhhhh ello free weekend....I've been waiting for you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My status says.... Single-barrelled Bourbon on ice, smooth with a kick.. a chill and a burn all at the same time.

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By *0mprestonstr8Man
over a year ago

preston

OFF TO MANCHESTER TO SEE SLASH GOT A SPARE TICKET IF ANY LADIES FANCY GOING THIS EVENING AT THE ARENA

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

Were you wearing glasses? I have often wondered what would happen if I went face first into an airbag with glasses on.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Mine is RTA, car a write off and ouchy face. OOOHHHHH, not good, hope you are OK.

Currently in the walk in centre. Eye is a bit of a mess. Airbag right in the mush. Well it sounds like you had a lucky escape, hope you can chill out and relax when you get home and your eye isn't too bad. Hooray for airbags!"

More importantly the guy I hit was ok. Entirely my fault. Didn't see the junction on a darkened street. Apparently, there was a similar crash there last week according to residents.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Were you wearing glasses? I have often wondered what would happen if I went face first into an airbag with glasses on."

No. I think the airbag has scratched my eye.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Were you wearing glasses? I have often wondered what would happen if I went face first into an airbag with glasses on.

No. I think the airbag has scratched my eye. "

I hope you are ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon shaggers, home now and forecast is to relax and watch tv "

Think of a status for me please ST. I'm too lazy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine says

Chocolate baileys will it last until Christmas?

"

And I already reckoned it won't last to end of the month!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Were you wearing glasses? I have often wondered what would happen if I went face first into an airbag with glasses on.

No. I think the airbag has scratched my eye.

I hope you are ok. "

I'm good thanks. Just feel very foolish.

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