FabSwingers.com forum: excuses for not wearing condoms

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'I don't like them' is the usual, but more likely they make a hash of putting them on, or they miraculously slip off halfway through. Luckily I always have spares

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?"

maybe he means he cant find one small enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he said he hates them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They don't get a chance to make an excuse,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't think I have ever had a guy use an excuse before, every time I reminded them to use one they have been ok about it. there was one guy who was really girthy and the regular condoms I had simply rolled up so we didn't have sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive got loads of condoms all sizes. Going by his cock pic a normal condom would fit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no excuse for not using one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will admit that i'm not a huge fan of them, however, my health is way too important to risk so I never play without them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't use them "

Thats why ppl get STDs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I don't think I have ever had a guy use an excuse before, every time I reminded them to use one they have been ok about it. there was one guy who was really girthy and the regular condoms I had simply rolled up so we didn't have sex."

good decision but surely it was up to him to bring ones that fits him

bet he doesn't forget the next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will admit that i'm not a huge fan of them, however, my health is way too important to risk so I never play without them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met someone who said he couldn't get hard again because he had sex with someone else earlier, but he could if he didn't use a condom.

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

We have heard this many times.

Look at that pic of Adams cock on on our profile pic. We once had a couple at a swap and he did the condoms are too tight bit. He was literally half the size of Adam. Even his wife was laughing at him.

A lot of people want to do bareback, but most refuse, and this has been discussed at length On other threads.

Have you ever put both hands on a condom and stretched it out sideways? How could any man really claim he stretches the condom so much it feels tight on him!

One thing we did come up with at a party a while back when this was discussed was that if a cock is not hard enough, has a bit of softness round the edge, the condom will pinch the soft flesh. So if the man is hard enough this won't happen,

It has nothing to do with the condom being too tight ergo him being too big for it. It is down to him not having a people erection.

He is telling you that he is less of a man not more of a man.

Bottom line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't use them

Thats why ppl get STDs "

He obviously doesn't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excuses for not wearing a condon is being a twat, would fuck any woman i have just met without wearing one

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By *rc83Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I don't use them

Thats why ppl get STDs "

I think that was the excuse for not using them

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I had a guy from here tell me he couldn't possibly, as he was allergic to latex, when I handed him a condom... I put it back in the drawer and handed him a latex free one

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"I had a guy from here tell me he couldn't possibly, as he was allergic to latex, when I handed him a condom... I put it back in the drawer and handed him a latex free one

were you a girl scout per chance - 'be prepared'

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't use them

Thats why ppl get STDs

I think that was the excuse for not using them"

You are correct

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I had a guy from here tell me he couldn't possibly, as he was allergic to latex, when I handed him a condom... I put it back in the drawer and handed him a latex free one

were you a girl scout per chance - 'be prepared'

I have heard that excuse from couples in clubs as well... so i always take both.........

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"I had a guy from here tell me he couldn't possibly, as he was allergic to latex, when I handed him a condom... I put it back in the drawer and handed him a latex free one

were you a girl scout per chance - 'be prepared'

I have heard that excuse from couples in clubs as well... so i always take both.........

Knowing you, Sean, you'd probably blow off their kneecaps !

Actually this is a sensible response from a well know and well respected single male who has many veris.

Check the other thread where certain single males are bragging about wanting to meet a bareback couple.

Seems the right people have their heads screwed on when it comes to this subject.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

I've had a couple of guys in a club tell me that they didn't have one with them, so I moved on.

I did have some in my bag, but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people do not give a shite, well i wont be medicating myself for the rest of my days for them

Her

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Someone once told me he was vegetarian and couldn't use normal condoms because they contain beef gelatin.

I actually had vegan ones for a time after that but they went out of date before I could try them.

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down."

We have all had condom rip on application. Sometimes they stick, sometimes you catch them, sometimes you pull too hard or quickly. They are delicate by nature. Same as we have all had a condom split during sex and ended up with an unexpected creampie.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"Someone once told me he was vegetarian and couldn't use normal condoms because they contain beef gelatin.

I actually had vegan ones for a time after that but they went out of date before I could try them."

Vegetarian condoms

For the woman who doesn't like meat

That has got to be a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has tried with me x

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Someone once told me he was vegetarian and couldn't use normal condoms because they contain beef gelatin.

I actually had vegan ones for a time after that but they went out of date before I could try them.

Vegetarian condoms

For the woman who doesn't like meat

That has got to be a wind up

Sadly not. You can actually get vegan condoms. I thought he was on a piss take, but found out a bit later he might actually have been genuine. But then I would have thought he'd have provided his own.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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A condom will fit over your head.

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But how will he breathe then?

Just kidding; x

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"Someone once told me he was vegetarian and couldn't use normal condoms because they contain beef gelatin.

I actually had vegan ones for a time after that but they went out of date before I could try them.

Vegetarian condoms

For the woman who doesn't like meat

That has got to be a wind up

You would think he would. Just in case the woman he has managed to pull who wanted to have sex with him didn't have any,monkey regular ones, and so he was prevented from having sex that night.

On the other hand, maybe he was just an idiot.

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

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A condom will fit over your head.

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But how will he breathe then?

Just kidding; x"

Hah.

We have a friend who's party piece is to roll a condom over his head and down to his month and then inflate it by blowing into it. Inflates to a surprising size.

And no, you don't get men who have a penis so big that it won't stretch to fit him. In case anyone was missing the point of the thread.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"We have a friend who's party piece is to roll a condom over his head and down to his month and then inflate it by blowing into it. Inflates to a surprising size."

yeah seen that loads of times..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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We have a friend who's party piece is to roll a condom over his head

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I think I have met 'dickhead' too; nice chap

; xxx

But seriously, you are right. If a guy is soooo thick (as in, girth

) that a condom cannot be stretched over his cock, then there is no chance that I am stretching over him either

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"...

We have a friend who's party piece is to roll a condom over his head

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I think I have met 'dickhead' too; nice chap

; xxx

But seriously, you are right. If a guy is soooo thick (as in, girth

) that a condom cannot be stretched over his cock, then there is no chance that I am stretching over him either"

He does tend to get called that these days yes!

And a woman's vagina can stretch to accommodate a baby's head, so there is no such thing as a man who is too big for a woman too take.

Killing a few sacred cows tonight!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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And a woman's vagina can stretch to accommodate a baby's head, so there is no such thing as a man who is too big for a woman too take.

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True

Which just tells me that there are some men on FabS and swingers clubs whose penis is wider than a baby's head

How do they fit it in their trousers?

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

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And a woman's vagina can stretch to accommodate a baby's head, so there is no such thing as a man who is too big for a woman too take.

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True

Which just tells me that there are some men on FabS and swingers clubs whose penis is wider than a baby's head

How do they fit it in their trousers?

The don't. It is not in their trousers. It is all in their heads.

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I met a guy who was rather girthy so he actually used to get custom made condoms.. (It was a dragons den thing I believe) I think when a guy is willing to pay out for custom condoms they take safe sex seriously

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"I met a guy who was rather girthy so he actually used to get custom made condoms.. (It was a dragons den thing I believe) I think when a guy is willing to pay out for custom condoms they take safe sex seriously "

I wouldn't take this kind of claim seriously.

You can believe they make extra large condoms at some companies for men who really need them, or think they so, or claim they do.

But a man who is so wide that even the largest ones made by the companies won't fit him so he gets them made specially for him? Come on!

Do condom tailors exist?

Would you have to pay a manufacturer to measure then make a special one for you? What would the prototype cost? Are they just available for him, or are they marketed in case there are one or two other men in the world with a penis his size?

Condoms fit over a persons head! Is a there really a penis so big that one of these condoms won't fit over it so he needs ones custom made to be bigger? Bigger than a human head.

Seriously stretching the limits of a condom is one thing, this is stretching the boundaries of reality!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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Do condom tailors exist?

...

There are guys out there measuring other guy's penises (or is the plural, penii?

). Aren't they called 'condom tailors'?

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I wouldn't take this kind of claim seriously.

You can believe they make extra large condoms at some companies for men who really need them, or think they so, or claim they do.

But a man who is so wide that even the largest ones made by the companies won't fit him so he gets them made specially for him? Come on!

Do condom tailors exist?

Condoms fit over a persons head! Is a there really a penis so big that one of these condoms won't fit over it so he needs ones custom made to be bigger? Bigger than a human head.

Seriously stretching the limits of a condom is one thing, this is stretching the boundaries of reality!

They do exist as we used them, if you google the company Theyfit, they send you a kit to measure length and girth to get the right size. Works for guys who are very small!

Have to admit they were good condoms and i could barely tell he was wearing one and he said they fit much nicer than regular condoms.. I guess you would have to try them to see if its true or if its a gimmick!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

None.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think any decent you meeting any of the bueatiful sexy ladies on fab should be respectful and bring condoms in his pocket when they meet and not asume the lady has them and never assume he want bareback . myself i am strong beliver in safe sae or no sex

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

No excuse in not wearing one. You only play au natural with your partner if you have one.

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By *couser83Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I wouldn't take this kind of claim seriously.

You can believe they make extra large condoms at some companies for men who really need them, or think they so, or claim they do.

But a man who is so wide that even the largest ones made by the companies won't fit him so he gets them made specially for him? Come on!

Do condom tailors exist?

Condoms fit over a persons head! Is a there really a penis so big that one of these condoms won't fit over it so he needs ones custom made to be bigger? Bigger than a human head.

Seriously stretching the limits of a condom is one thing, this is stretching the boundaries of reality!

They do exist as we used them, if you google the company Theyfit, they send you a kit to measure length and girth to get the right size. Works for guys who are very small!

Just look at website. Seems interesting. Shame they haven't got a shop in Liverpool And it's only Web order.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There won't be time to put it on before he would have cum was tried once. With such a satisfying fuck on offer I suggested he wank into it, rather than me, and pop off home. .

Guess we've all had the allergy tales, so only have latex free now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will admit that i'm not a huge fan of them, however, my health is way too important to risk so I never play without them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful. What excuses have you had?"
where else is he going to fit it? Lol..

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I wouldn't take this kind of claim seriously.

You can believe they make extra large condoms at some companies for men who really need them, or think they so, or claim they do.

But a man who is so wide that even the largest ones made by the companies won't fit him so he gets them made specially for him? Come on!

Do condom tailors exist?

Condoms fit over a persons head! Is a there really a penis so big that one of these condoms won't fit over it so he needs ones custom made to be bigger? Bigger than a human head.

Seriously stretching the limits of a condom is one thing, this is stretching the boundaries of reality!

They do exist as we used them, if you google the company Theyfit, they send you a kit to measure length and girth to get the right size. Works for guys who are very small!

Just look at website. Seems interesting. Shame they haven't got a shop in Liverpool And it's only Web order.

Dont think they can really have people walking into a shop and flopping it out to measure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a latex allergy so supply my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women say lets fuck without and some women say lets fuck with a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My view is there's no excuse for not using them, I always do and won't play without

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I react to the lubricant on some condoms so always carry my own. It's neither difficult nor expensive so I have little patience with guys who try to spin a story.

If you're after bareback be honest about it, there are other people out there who want it too and at least save yourself the aggro!

Tbh I think some of them are attached and paranoid about their other half finding a condom stash.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

You weren't there, you don't know. Yes I know condoms stretch a lot, I have seen pics of people inflating them as they drive along and the 'hilarity' of people putting them over their head but on this meet, at this time, we couldn't get the condom to stay put.

I watched it happen, I tried to help, it kept rolling up. We tried stretching it over but that broke the condom. The guy was good about it, he understood we weren't going to have sex because of it. No bullshit was given.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal shop bought ones don't fit me neither do trojans, but i dound a website that do custom sizes and its so good to feel comfortable finally wearing one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I think some of them are attached and paranoid about their other half finding a condom stash.

Which would be harder to explain?

"Sorry darling, those crazy guys at 5 a side put them in my bag as a wind up"

"Its perfectly normal darling. I am studying a Bear Grylls survival course and the condoms are emergency water carriers. The hotel reciept is from his last seminar"

"Sorry. I have developed a posh wank fetish"

"I must have caught clap from a toilet seat"

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Too small.

I mentioned this the other day.....all thumb size

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

My o.h is rather well equipped....just trial and error for ones that work for him

I'm not a fan myself they irritate my bits something rotten and I have a tendency to go awol up my woo....but as I rarely meet, it's something I just get on with if I meet

Did have someone who said condoms gave him dermatitis....I told him, not using one gives me syphilis.....I win

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"Some women say lets fuck without and some women say lets fuck with a condom

No they don't. Read the threads of the real women who are posting about using condoms not the fantasy women who you still aren't meeting in your alleged bareback creampie stories that never get verified.

That's the problem with these forum threads is the actual true stories that get to the point get buried in the fantasies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do vegetarian women give BJ or is it classed as meat in the mouth

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?"

A duck goes into Boots to buy a packet of condoms.

The Chemist said "Do you want me to put them on your bill...?"

The duck replied "No! Ya daft bastard! They're for my cock!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...

We have a friend who's party piece is to roll a condom over his head

...

I think I have met 'dickhead' too; nice chap

; xxx

But seriously, you are right. If a guy is soooo thick (as in, girth

) that a condom cannot be stretched over his cock, then there is no chance that I am stretching over him either

He does tend to get called that these days yes!

And a woman's vagina can stretch to accommodate a baby's head, so there is no such thing as a man who is too big for a woman too take.

Killing a few sacred cows tonight!

During pregnancy hormones make the vagina more pliable,allowing it to stretch. Some don't stretch enough at the opening to allow the head through and they tear. Which is why I have scarring. I have had a man so girthy I felt I was going to tear and he had his own large condoms with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me look like a Sith light saber; and I refuse to turn to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?"

I've chatted to women who said they are allergic to them.......we won't be meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys tell me they can't stay hard with a condom on as it de-sensitises! Whilst I sympathise - it's tough!! No glove no love (god that sounds naff!)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

Yes it was something she was doing wrong not because he was so big the condom wouldn't stretch that far.

But apparently we weren't there so we don't know.

Sometimes it's not because the mans cock is so big but because the woman's brain is so small.

Beg your pardon?! There is no need to make personal remarks thank you very much. I actually said perhaps my technique was wrong if you care to read.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?

I've chatted to women who said they are allergic to them.......we won't be meeting

They do none latex ones

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

Yes it was something she was doing wrong not because he was so big the condom wouldn't stretch that far.

But apparently we weren't there so we don't know.

Sometimes it's not because the mans cock is so big but because the woman's brain is so small.

Beg your pardon?! There is no need to make personal remarks thank you very much. I actually said perhaps my technique was wrong if you care to read. "

Don't know what got you so sore. Just mentioned long nails because when I kept mine mine long, I did tend to rip condoms somtimes

I'll go and take shelter now

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

Yes it was something she was doing wrong not because he was so big the condom wouldn't stretch that far.

But apparently we weren't there so we don't know.

Sometimes it's not because the mans cock is so big but because the woman's brain is so small.

Beg your pardon?! There is no need to make personal remarks thank you very much. I actually said perhaps my technique was wrong if you care to read.

Don't know what got you so sore. Just mentioned long nails because when I kept mine mine long, I did tend to rip condoms somtimes

I'll go and take shelter now

Not you x was the reference to woken with small brains I took exception too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What excuses have you had?

I'm a catholic, the pope will get me!

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

Yes it was something she was doing wrong not because he was so big the condom wouldn't stretch that far.

But apparently we weren't there so we don't know.

Sometimes it's not because the mans cock is so big but because the woman's brain is so small.

Beg your pardon?! There is no need to make personal remarks thank you very much. I actually said perhaps my technique was wrong if you care to read.

Don't know what got you so sore. Just mentioned long nails because when I kept mine mine long, I did tend to rip condoms somtimes

I'll go and take shelter now

Not you x was the reference to woken with small brains I took exception too

Ha ha !

WOKEN with brains

Took exception TOO

Our point has been made!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

Yes it was something she was doing wrong not because he was so big the condom wouldn't stretch that far.

But apparently we weren't there so we don't know.

Sometimes it's not because the mans cock is so big but because the woman's brain is so small.

Beg your pardon?! There is no need to make personal remarks thank you very much. I actually said perhaps my technique was wrong if you care to read.

Don't know what got you so sore. Just mentioned long nails because when I kept mine mine long, I did tend to rip condoms somtimes

I'll go and take shelter now

Not you x was the reference to woken with small brains I took exception too

Ha ha !

WOKEN with brains

Took exception TOO

Our point has been made!

Doesnt mean I have a small brain, just fat fingers

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By *ilk n SteelCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

"said that it was too small. I opened it with my fingers slid it on him, and let it go smack

Exactly, do the open with you fingers and smack it on, rather than roll it on approach.

Is any many really do girthy that you can't stretch it wide enough to fit him?

perhaps by technique wasn't right but the with the guy I mentioned above we kept ripping the condoms by trying to pull it over his cock rather than rolling it down.

They never split because the man is just so big it can't possibly stretch over his huge manhood.

A condom will fit over your head.

Don't ever take the bullshit from a male that it won't stretch over his penis.

Could it have been your long nails? Just a thought

Seriously, I have never met a guy that 'girthy' where I could not take a condom, open it with one finger from each hand and slid it over his, member

I am sure that it has happened to you but I don't think it was because of the size of the condom

Yes it was something she was doing wrong not because he was so big the condom wouldn't stretch that far.

But apparently we weren't there so we don't know.

Sometimes it's not because the mans cock is so big but because the woman's brain is so small.

Beg your pardon?! There is no need to make personal remarks thank you very much. I actually said perhaps my technique was wrong if you care to read.

Don't know what got you so sore. Just mentioned long nails because when I kept mine mine long, I did tend to rip condoms somtimes

I'll go and take shelter now

Not you x was the reference to woken with small brains I took exception too

Ha ha !

WOKEN with brains

Took exception TOO

Our point has been made!

Doesnt mean I have a small brain, just fat fingers

In the lesbian and bisexual world that means you're well hung

In case readers of the threads are concerned, this is just good natured banter it is not intended to be insulting or personal.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

If he was from Lanark he was lying..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?

maybe he means he cant find one small enough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My excuse for not wearing one at the moment is because I'm playing FIFA 15 with my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me limp lol

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?"

that's no excuse, he should go on line and get either the large or king size ones. I get boxes of 150 for about £15.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They make me limp lol "

Put them on your cock instead of inside your shoes. You'll walk better in days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse... Er we are in a committed relationship. And we don't swing! Or sleep with anyone else. Only one I can think off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am single and celibut might be another! Or is that a fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have heard this many times.

A lot of people want to do bareback, but most refuse, and this has been discussed at length On other threads.

Have you ever put both hands on a condom and stretched it out sideways? How could any man really claim he stretches the condom so much it feels tight on him!

It has nothing to do with the condom being too tight ergo him being too big for it. It is down to him not having a people erection.

He is telling you that he is less of a man not more of a man.

Bottom line.

Me n hubby were discussing this the other day after a conversation with a friend who claims he's too big for condoms, even xxl condoms don't fit him!! ( rolls eyes) I remember being in school n all the kids stretching them over they're heads!!! If someone's cock is bigger than my head I think I'd rather give it a miss anyhow lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually never had a problem with men trying to weasel out of wearing condoms, they've always done it without me even asking.

Maybe they think they're going to catch something from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he was from Lanark he was lying..

Actually hes not from lanark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms are so 80s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Condoms are so 80s"

But S.T.D.'s are always around l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had people aske to bare back them Iv always said no !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft there are some silly excuses alright. Me personally i prefer to protect my body but I do crave the beautiful warm feeling of pure intimacy without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't dip mine into anyone without wearing one. My life's worth more than that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't dip mine into anyone without wearing one. My life's worth more than that x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been chatting to a guy on here gave the excuse that he cant get a condom to fit his cock and if he uses a condom its very painful.

What excuses have you had?"
I just don't look good in them colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a legitimate one I am allergic to latex and a lot of people are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wearing a condom tore my banjo string"

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Someone tried "No body else does. They just say they do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I just don't look good in them colours

I was just thinking exactly this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a legitimate one I am allergic to latex and a lot of people are

You can get latex free condoms

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