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"My toes don't have balls... "balls of your toes is an expression for the bones in your toes......  | |||
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"My toes don't have balls...
balls of your toes is an expression for the bones in your toes...... "Yeah I know...was just a bit of crack... | |||
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"My toes don't have balls...
balls of your toes is an expression for the bones in your toes......
Yeah I know...was just a bit of crack... "No that's your heels   | |||
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"My toes don't have balls...
balls of your toes is an expression for the bones in your toes......
Yeah I know...was just a bit of crack... No that's your heels "Ah ah, I moisturise frequently...  | |||
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"There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have," Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best? | |||
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"There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have, Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best?" The pure stuff...  | |||
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"There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have, Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best? The pure stuff... "Behave yourselves, run a bath full of water, throw in a few tins of Marvel, and hey presto...who'd know the difference??... | |||
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"There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have, Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best? The pure stuff...
Behave yourselves, run a bath full of water, throw in a few tins of Marvel, and hey presto...who'd know the difference??... "Marvel?! No..'twould go all claggy and lumpy I'm sure...really not the experience I was harbouring in my head! | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie. "Paint it with what? | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
"I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple  | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple "Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing? | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
"No, stripey. | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey. "Like an evil witch's socks? | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey. "you're a hard woman to please | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
"Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes. | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes. "Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque.... | |||
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"Just a bit of fun. Hope it's okay. Demands. I won't go near your bits until you're shaved and plucked. Me in my fancy lingerie (panting to be fucked) Oh but wait! There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have, the finest in the land. From top of head to balls of toes you must be squeaky clean no sign of hair anywhere I really am not keen. Feel free to add...please. Just a bit of fun.... "Should he confirm the pluck Does it guarantee a fuck As he's lactose intolerant He'd rather not be be so obedi..ant | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
"Just a bit of fun......  | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun...... "all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... | |||
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"Just a bit of fun. Hope it's okay. Demands. I won't go near your bits until you're shaved and plucked. Me in my fancy lingerie (panting to be fucked) Oh but wait! There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have, the finest in the land. From top of head to balls of toes you must be squeaky clean no sign of hair anywhere I really am not keen. Feel free to add...please. Just a bit of fun....
Should he confirm the pluck
Does it guarantee a fuck
As he's lactose intolerant
He'd rather not be be so obedi..ant
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... "Do they not screw back on???  | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on??? "The latest models do, clever dicks. | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on??? "Screw them as much aa you like but I've never seen one screw on or off  | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on???
Screw them as much aa you like but I've never seen one screw on or off "Anything is possible... | |||
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"There's one more small demand. A bath in asses milk you'll have, Do you want pasteurised, cps pasteurised is best? The pure stuff...
Behave yourselves, run a bath full of water, throw in a few tins of Marvel, and hey presto...who'd know the difference??... "try carnation there's a red carnation on the can cos its the best milk in the land no pails to pitch no tits to twitch just punch two holes in the sonofabitch | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes.
Hmmm that's a bit diva-esque....
Just a bit of fun......
all fun and games 'til someone's dick falls off... Do they not screw back on???
Screw them as much aa you like but I've never seen one screw on or off
Anything is possible... " And what do you use to screw it on and off then a cockscrew? | |||
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"My demand is on my profile, any gentleman wishing to receive a reply, needs to paint their cock and take a piccie.
Paint it with what?
I don't specify but the colours have to be green and purple
Like a magic dragon or somethiiiiiing?
No, stripey.
Like an evil witch's socks?
Exactly, although I do specify horizontal stripes. "get them to use liquid latex paint then it doubles as a condom | |||
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