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The science of weather forecasting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you wish to know what the climate is going to be like over the next 50 years, consult a Climatologist.

If you wish to know what the weather is going to be like when you go to Majorca next spring, consult a Meteologist.

If it's pissing it down, consult your urologist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad is funny like that.

If the weather is boiling hot but the weather forecast yesterday "predicted" rain, he'll stay in.

Me:

"Alright Grandad how's tricks"

Him:

"Gonna rain Ben..staying put"

Me:

"But it's hot out"

Him:

"Weather forecasted rain"

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Red sky at night, shepherds delight.

If you go past a field full of cows and they are laying down its gonna rain, so my nan used to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The five day forecast is up to 70% accurate these days.

That's not bad for this part of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sky at night, Stoke's on fire.

Red sky in the morning, still burning.

My foolproof weather forecasting system.

1 open eyes

2 open curtains

3 look out of windows

4 decide what the weather looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red sky at night, Stoke's on fire.

Red sky in the morning, still burning.

My foolproof weather forecasting system.

1 open eyes

2 open curtains

3 look out of window

3½ where do you live again!

4 decide what the weather looks like"

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Dead easy is it raining yes= it'll be wet

no= will be soon

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