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"My other half says I'm a stalker, but she is a deer " You seem to have some experience in this area PSML | |||
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"My other half says I'm a stalker, but she is a deer You seem to have some experience in this area PSML " Yes, I once got ripped off buying 8 legs of Venison for £500. My old man said it was too deer.* *I can't claim any credit for that joke, that is one I've heard before. | |||
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"That could be improved. My future girl friend thinks I'm a stalker. I know, because I could clearly hear her telling her mum from my hiding place under her bed. " Brilliant | |||
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"I was bragging to my boss last week, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of my boasting, the boss called my bluff, "OK, Dave , how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So we fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, my boss was still sceptical. After leaving Cruise's house, he tells me that he thinks me knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," I said. "President Bush," my boss quickly retorted. "Yes, we`re old mates, let's fly out to Washington," and off we went. At the White House, Bush spotted me and motioned me and the boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After we left the White House grounds he expressed his doubts to me, so again I implored him to name anyone else. "The Pope," the boss replies. "Sure!" I said. "I've known the Pope for years." So off we flew to Rome. Me and the boss were assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when I said, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." Sure enough, half an hour later I emerged with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time I returned, I found that the boss had a heart attack and was surrounded by paramedics. Making my way to the boss' side, I asked him, "What happened?" My boss looked up and said, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave? " | |||
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"I was bragging to my boss last week, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of my boasting, the boss called my bluff, "OK, Dave , how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So we fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, my boss was still sceptical. After leaving Cruise's house, he tells me that he thinks me knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," I said. "President Bush," my boss quickly retorted. "Yes, we`re old mates, let's fly out to Washington," and off we went. At the White House, Bush spotted me and motioned me and the boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After we left the White House grounds he expressed his doubts to me, so again I implored him to name anyone else. "The Pope," the boss replies. "Sure!" I said. "I've known the Pope for years." So off we flew to Rome. Me and the boss were assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when I said, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." Sure enough, half an hour later I emerged with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time I returned, I found that the boss had a heart attack and was surrounded by paramedics. Making my way to the boss' side, I asked him, "What happened?" My boss looked up and said, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave? " Bloody brilliant | |||
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"I was bragging to my boss last week, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of my boasting, the boss called my bluff, "OK, Dave , how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So we fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, my boss was still sceptical. After leaving Cruise's house, he tells me that he thinks me knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," I said. "President Bush," my boss quickly retorted. "Yes, we`re old mates, let's fly out to Washington," and off we went. At the White House, Bush spotted me and motioned me and the boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After we left the White House grounds he expressed his doubts to me, so again I implored him to name anyone else. "The Pope," the boss replies. "Sure!" I said. "I've known the Pope for years." So off we flew to Rome. Me and the boss were assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when I said, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." Sure enough, half an hour later I emerged with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time I returned, I found that the boss had a heart attack and was surrounded by paramedics. Making my way to the boss' side, I asked him, "What happened?" My boss looked up and said, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave? " can't stop laughing | |||
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