FabSwingers.com forum: Cock names

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was just having an early morning brain meandering and wondered, what is the most off-putting way you've heard a man refer to his cock as? And was it ever so bad that it ruined the moment?

Fortunately not asking from my own personal experience!

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anyone I've got intimate with having a pet name for their cock, if I'm honest ... I like the name cuthbert though, I must admit.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

This should be interesting. I'll defo takes note.

For the record, but my means in a conversational sort of way, I call mine, as you might of guessed, The Craken. LOL (And 'Yes' I know some people think it should be spelt with a 'K' but actually it does not have to be)

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I can't think of anyone I've got intimate with having a pet name for their cock, if I'm honest ... I like the name cuthbert though, I must admit.

I'd like to introduce you to Cuthbert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob. Pronounced the way Rowan Atkinson does in Black Adder with a great emphasis on the "b".

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Bob. Pronounced the way Rowan Atkinson does in Black Adder with a great emphasis on the "b".

Really??? That would make me giggle which could result in a bitten willy injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call my cock Wilbert. No idea why as she could never give me a reason. And it was def a wtf moment first time she said it.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I don't have any pet names for them mostly it's just 'your willy is so cute, do you want me to lick it?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Toshage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do call nicks my m8

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"
what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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you mean mmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

"
message received and understood Gulp

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

message received and understood Gulp

Are you scared? I was only messing about biting it off but I wasn't messing about the ewwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

message received and understood Gulp

Are you scared? I was only messing about biting it off but I wasn't messing about the ewwwwwwwwww

"
nah not scared. I love having me willy bit off ( not )

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

message received and understood Gulp

Are you scared? I was only messing about biting it off but I wasn't messing about the ewwwwwwwwww

nah not scared. I love having me willy bit off ( not )

Awwww I did say I was messing about biting it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

message received and understood Gulp

Are you scared? I was only messing about biting it off but I wasn't messing about the ewwwwwwwwww

nah not scared. I love having me willy bit off ( not )

Awwww I did say I was messing about biting it off

"
ok maybe just a gentle nibble

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"My Toshage

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what Yer mean ewwwwww yer cheeky mare

If I am kneeling in front of you and you call your willy that I am going to bite it off - just saying

message received and understood Gulp

Are you scared? I was only messing about biting it off but I wasn't messing about the ewwwwwwwwww

nah not scared. I love having me willy bit off ( not )

Awwww I did say I was messing about biting it off

ok maybe just a gentle nibble

I can be gentle when I try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob. Pronounced the way Rowan Atkinson does in Black Adder with a great emphasis on the "b".

Really??? That would make me giggle which could result in a bitten willy injury

If you are offering to put it in your mouth I'll drop any pet name. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Justin

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Bob. Pronounced the way Rowan Atkinson does in Black Adder with a great emphasis on the "b".

Really??? That would make me giggle which could result in a bitten willy injury

If you are offering to put it in your mouth I'll drop any pet name. Haha.

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I steer clear of the ones named Pussy Destroyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is called harry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris, Joe and Matt

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

Paignton

john calls his lucky ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can call it whatever she wants too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though, I suppose on occasion, I may have referred to it as Percy the proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

William

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black hammer and pussy hunter the one that made me laugh was anal pounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

William or TallyWhacker

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I had a fb who called mine Mr Angry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black hammer and pussy hunter the one that made me laugh was anal pounder

Ha ha, and did that put you off?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

My gf calls mine TT

An ex called mine Mr 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the male and female bits being called Richard and cat...

Dick and pussy if you translate it correctly

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