FabSwingers.com forum: What is something that never works, but you always try it anyway?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Pressing the buttons on the remote harder when the batteries are dead.

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Trying to get replies to messages on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

throwing it at the tv doesn't help either

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optimism

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Make plans for the weekend it's always goes tits up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

You and me both sweets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love

You and me both sweets!

Xx"

And me!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ladies don't make this an anti love thread.....its depressing in here as it is at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red nail Polish... Looks great on others but doesn't work with my skin tone... Again tried this evening. It will be off again tomorrow

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Vodka !! I will Beat you one of these Nights..

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Getting in a red hot bath and hoping I'll acclimatise... Tried twice. I now have lobster feet and am stood by the bath, running the cold tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaking the torch to make it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best chat up line.

Of course, that means i have to find someone new each time or someone with dementia but hey ho, can#t win 'em all. One would be nice.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

pushing a door that has a sign saying pull on it

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By *iscodave696969Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Pressing the buttons on the remote harder when the batteries are dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking my wife for a blowjob. Not even on my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

selecting my 'lucky' numbers on the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to open adoor with a wrong key when tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thinking i'll use the resealable function on a bag of revels !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A country wee in private ! I hate it anyway but if I ever need one, you can guarantee the local rambling club appear by magic when I'm mid pee!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A bag for life...never have one when you need it!

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

couples looking for meets with single fems on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To use an umbrella when it's gale force winds , it blows inside out and I'm still hanging onto it for dear life !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iscodave696969Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Blowing on a plug if something's not working....phone chargers broke, try blowing it....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banging the mouse on the desk when the pc freezes

(no animals were hurt in the creation of this post)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banging the mouse on the desk when the pc freezes"

But this works....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing a coin against the bloody machine if it's not accepted

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Getting my 5 year old to tidy his bedroom... it looks like its been shaken! I think its worse after he "tidies" it than it was to start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling the batteries in a remote, they may just have a little bit of life left in them!! Always done it, hoping for the best lol x

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Rolling the batteries in a remote, they may just have a little bit of life left in them!! Always done it, hoping for the best lol x"

just about to say that

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By *zeye73Man
over a year ago

Amersham

Looking in the same place 3 times for lost keys before accepting the fact they ain't bloody there.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Anal sex, can never get in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking in the same place 3 times for lost keys before accepting the fact they ain't bloody there.

I have never done that, honest

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Eat a sugared doughnut with out licking my lips

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mornings!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Voting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripping when walking along and trying to style it out after..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"throwing it at the tv doesn't help either

I know. Got a black eye when I threw one, she was very pissed off and threw it back at me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tripping when walking along and trying to style it out after.. "
Oh I know the styleeee recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

asking the op to show me her tits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A left handed wank.

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By *zeye73Man
over a year ago

Amersham

There's also the little skip you have to do and fail at when walking off a travelator

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Waking Amy up when she's snoring but don't tell her I said that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Getting money back off my son when I've lent some to him

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Pushing the lift call button repeatedly to make the lift come more quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

telling the dogs to stay or sit i am sure they laugh at us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing your football team to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting money back off my son when I've lent some to him

Not just me then that has the same problem, my daughter is a mightmare paying me it back

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Pressing the 'snooze' button in the hope that you'll feel wide awake 8mins later

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

A left handed wank.

I was like that until my first desktop, using a mouse in ya left hand, when right handed, isn't easy! These days i consider myself ampiwanksdrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Shaking the torch to make it work "

I don't know if they've changed torches, but I do this and am sure it used to do the trick.

Another thing I do is pull bedclothes when I'm cold but I just end up with another part of my body cold shortly after, as it got uncovered in the process.

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frisby

A Rubiks cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep

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snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When electric goes 1 st thing u do is flick light switch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being honest with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get two days at home on a weekend instead of flipping working.

To not have my phone ring, work related, on a rare day off.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When electric goes 1 st thing u do is flick light switch lol

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Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaking the shit out of my lighter

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