FabSwingers.com forum: Productive Morning!

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well since my work laptop decided to chuck a hissy fit and not turn on I've had to pass the time doing more mundane things.

So since 9am I have:

Done some online xmas shopping.

Wrapped some presents.

Paid some bills.

Ate a packet of chocolate hobnobs dunked in hot chocolate for elevenses.

Found 103 (yes I counted, sad I know!) fake porn shots on various profiles via the last hours newly uploaded pics, including gay porn stars on straight male profiles, TV porn stars on single female profiles and a famous Indian bhangra musician!

Refereed a fight between our dog and next doors cat. (The cat won as usual!)

Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer.

All in all an enjoyable morning!

Thinking if this is what life will be like in retirement - the sooner the better!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

that is what life is like in retirement, trust me its a LOT of fun

I have never found a fake picture yet and wonder if we're doing something wrong

I particularly admire your ability to eat a whole packet of Hob Nobs, well played sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I'm in bed not feeling well and I had the idea, well pinched the idea really, of starting the Torso Tuesday thread. I'm now officially a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with some Hob Nobs to be honest.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"that is what life is like in retirement, trust me its a LOT of fun

I have never found a fake picture yet and wonder if we're doing something wrong

I particularly admire your ability to eat a whole packet of Hob Nobs, well played sir!"

I was a tad peckish.

And it's easy. Just found another uploaded 2 minutes ago!

Roll on retirement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you report the fake photos? Or stalk and see what they get up to before dropping the bombshell? Or tip them off? Or do you just wait for the call and charge a private investigator's fee to clients worrying about fake profiles?

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do you report the fake photos? Or stalk and see what they get up to before dropping the bombshell? Or tip them off? Or do you just wait for the call and charge a private investigator's fee to clients worrying about fake profiles?

Just the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the first.

Just thought you might have been setting up a post retirement career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been editing a flyer and doing the laundry whilst playing with, reading to and singing/dancing with a 3 year old....not bad for a morning's work. Putting my feet up til school pick up time now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That sounds like a great morning

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need to go and do some varnishing.

I'm wondering if I dare do it in every day clothes or if that will guarantee I spill it down myself.

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London

"Well since my work laptop decided to chuck a hissy fit and not turn on I've had to pass the time doing more mundane things.

So since 9am I have:

Done some online xmas shopping.

Wrapped some presents.

Paid some bills.

Ate a packet of chocolate hobnobs dunked in hot chocolate for elevenses.

Refereed a fight between our dog and next doors cat. (The cat won as usual!)

Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer.

All in all an enjoyable morning!

Thinking if this is what life will be like in retirement - the sooner the better!!

Lol how did you do the following without a laptop

Done some online xmas shopping.

Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer

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By *rucker4youMan
over a year ago

here

Drove from swindon to dover wait for 1h and now on ferry to France nothing exciting but still...

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Well since my work laptop decided to chuck a hissy fit and not turn on I've had to pass the time doing more mundane things.

So since 9am I have:

Done some online xmas shopping.

Wrapped some presents.

Paid some bills.

Ate a packet of chocolate hobnobs dunked in hot chocolate for elevenses.

Refereed a fight between our dog and next doors cat. (The cat won as usual!)

Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer.

All in all an enjoyable morning!

Thinking if this is what life will be like in retirement - the sooner the better!!

Lol how did you do the following without a laptop

Done some online xmas shopping.

Enetered an online competition to win a caravan. I hate caravans. If I win it will be a hard choice between selling it and beating it to death with a sledgehammer

Erm.....simple.

My work laptop isn't working.

My own, my ipad, my kindle and my iphone are.

Anyhooos...... time for lunch!

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