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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week

17 minutes ago"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the content of PMs is not allowed on here?

Not trying to be a party pooper but I'm pretty sure that's the case ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was we have enough pics to keep your little brain ticking over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought it would be ok if it was one they sent as long as yA not posting others pm's as its by choice. Aww well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would think as long as no names was mentioned it cant do any harm maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never understand why the cogent of messages is not allowed to be published especially as 99% of them are exactly the same so you wouldn't be able to distinguish who sent it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

My pm messages are just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, not you again, now piss off you're blocked...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

still a great photo....

2 mins ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would think as long as no names was mentioned it cant do any harm maybe "

Oh you do, and every one a gem what a lucky guy hubby is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week

17 minutes ago"

"

Any luck with that ?

I'm not telling mine as it would reveal far too much, but interesting to see people's different approaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/11/14 08:21:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week

17 minutes ago"

"

Thank you. Or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanks"
OMG. ..you reply !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanksOMG. ..you reply ! "

Yes I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for your message but I'm not interested sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanksOMG. ..you reply !

Yes I do.

"

I'm sure you sent in your dreams Taffy boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx"

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanksOMG. ..you reply !

Yes I do.

I'm sure you sent in your dreams Taffy boy "

Salt water taffy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanksOMG. ..you reply !

Yes I do.

I'm sure you sent in your dreams Taffy boy

Salt water taffy?!

"
mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just for fun last message ppl sent on here mines "hiya how's it going? I'm up your way again next week

17 minutes ago"

Any luck with that ?

I'm not telling mine as it would reveal far too much, but interesting to see people's different approaches."

Not as yet:p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanksOMG. ..you reply !

Yes I do.

I'm sure you sent in your dreams Taffy boy

Salt water taffy?!

mmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !"

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina-check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx"

Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx

Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas "

*drops mug of tay*

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx

Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas

*drops mug of tay*

"

butter fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx

Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas "

Any luck? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was asking a guy to let me know today if he's accompanying me to a party on Sat - so I can find another willing victim if he can't make it! Terribly boring really - sorry! Xx

Nah..least it shows someone's busy on here !

I have a vagina hun! Fab's a different world when you have one of those! xxx

Tentatively pulls boxer shorts open peeking down for signs of vaginas

*drops mug of tay*

"

Oooooh! Hope it wasn't hot hun! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did what to his what????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You did what to his what???? "

haha have you been chatting to Ben?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle."

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about my lack of sexual activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

"
When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce "

Niiiice with cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce "

Please don't put the chilli sauce on your cucumber, I know it's called sweet chilly dipping sauce but it'll still sting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was, well well well! It's a small world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce

Niiiice with cucumber."

but not up the fajiner

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Mine says "not me sorry"

One of those- haven't chatted in ages messages from someone I have never chatted too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to ride me sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce "

Having a vagina is only really exciting when you meet up with someone with one of those free attachments that nature designed for it - especially when it's quite a big attachment! xx

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

[Removed by poster at 25/11/14 09:54:08]

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

" Nope, won't!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love your status updates"

Sent to Classicalfilth - you really should add her to your hotlist. Her status updates alone quite often get me hot under the collar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know talking about oneself is terribly boring but there was no vagina in my shorts and much as I ponder with my craft knife and pliers about making one, I'm not confident I could return my current gift back to its former glory.

I can of course send this as a message in order to stop hijacking this thread if needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours too! Hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd like to publicly declare there was no vagina in my boxer shorts. This is a good thing as I'm now in Tesco and such a life changing experience would be hard to contain in the cucumber aisle.

A cucumber aisle?

An aisle for cucumbers?

*scratches head*

When you become transfixed on such an exciting notion of having your own vagina, the rest of the store was just a blur. Luckily I never had one as the next thing I picked up was sweet chilli dipping sauce

Please don't put the chilli sauce on your cucumber, I know it's called sweet chilly dipping sauce but it'll still sting! "

Bit of natural yoghurt will cool that right down.

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By *ouplekinkCouple
over a year ago

kink town

You miss the point, by actually reading a profile will tell you whether you have a chance or not. But you carry on pretending you're straight.

Sent 10 mins ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks but no thanksOMG. ..you reply ! "
we have been known to yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww yes I will and thank you x

Sent a minute ago .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for letting us know, I'll book at appointment ASAP at the clinic

Sent 2 mins ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone clear this up for me?

I have physically checked myself for signs of 'the vagina' and have found nothing but a floppy old cock in a condom. (My dad told me to always wear a condom, but changing them everytime i pee is costing me a fortune)

Why then am i constantly accused of having sand in my vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was -

As nice as you look in your pictures, I'm sorry but I am not interested in men who identify as bi in any way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was -

As nice as you look in your pictures, I'm sorry but I am not interested in men who identify as bi in any way. "

Very wise! I believe bi-sexuality is contagious!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was -

As nice as you look in your pictures, I'm sorry but I am not interested in men who identify as bi in any way.

Very wise! I believe bi-sexuality is contagious!! xx"

Haha I don't mind boys or girls but I just don't want a man who plays with other men putting his bits in me. God I sound awful - I'm not that mean or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was "sorry fat birds make me feel sick" I sound awful but you know they're all sweaty and lazy arn't they?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

The suffix to my last message was

If not interested please block me thanx x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting with a friend and said night night sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine said "my manic has been so bad people could have been electrocuted"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was "sorry fat birds make me feel sick" I sound awful but you know they're all sweaty and lazy arn't they?"

Haha Yep, plenty of them are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was:

Smiffy has the wheels. Dinger has the hoods. I'm in charge of ropes and pulleys. Two shits and lard arse have the gear.

Stumpy and noggin are juiced up. Bomber has a mate who has gloves, don't want to leave any prints. Security is tight, but we can wait until shift change and move in then when they ain't lookin.

Maybe I should sort my window cleaning company using emails instead of fab.

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