FabSwingers.com forum: inserting objects

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I am sure I am not the only one on here that likes looking at people's profiles. I have seen some outstanding photographers over the last two years and some photos actually turn me on.

I must admit that the photos with objects inserted between ladies legs are leaving me a little puzzled. From cucumbers and bananas to chocolate bars, hair brushes whips and worryingly glass bottles.I have yet to see a sky remote pushed up there. Am I missing the point here or do fellow members find these a turn on or off?

Let me know if I have missed any other objects

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you've missed them, they've gone too far up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv seen one with a carrot in one and a cucumber in the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a few tossing the salad too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bic Biros are popular, all colours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really, I haven't seen any misplaced veggies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see one like Mary Poppins' bag and a hat stand and a plant get pulled out, you need to worry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/14 22:39:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, I haven't seen any misplaced veggies...

I wonder if she grows her own or from supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/11/14 22:39:31]"

oooops typo in that like the Dunelm advert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say i've seen anything of the sort. Gotta do some perving now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I am sure I am not the only one on here that likes looking at people's profiles. I have seen some outstanding photographers over the last two years and some photos actually turn me on.

Let me know if I have missed any other objects "

I find some of it a turn on, although for me it needn't be too extreme - no different than a woman having crocodile clips on her nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of which.....

I want my watch back!! You know who you are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

They must have run out of tool belts at B&Q

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't say i've seen anything of the sort. Gotta do some perving now

I am sure you will find a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Speaking of which.....

I want my watch back!! You know who you are!!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

I saw a vase once! Wouldnt like to think about if the flowers were still in it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here, but I've seen a mobile phone (tied inside a condom) and set to vibrate when someone rang.

Should I post that here or in the 'wired up... dangerous' thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a username like "backdoor54"

I dread to think how many "I'd like to smash your back doors in messages" you get on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speaking of which.....

I want my watch back!! You know who you are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

They must have run out of tool belts at B&Q"

Improvisation at it's finest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

Can you imagine the rust on them.

On other sites I have seen a porn star with knives in both holes, handles first and big blades stuck out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a username like "backdoor54"

I dread to think how many "I'd like to smash your back doors in messages" you get on here.

Only a few hundreds times. I was think of changing it to be honest as i picked it for a joke as i didn't intend to stay on here . Might have to start a new thread for ideas on a new name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

They must have run out of tool belts at B&Q

Improvisation at it's finest

*sneaks off to hide hammer photo

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

Ouch!!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

one had a roast dinner

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

No point in me contacting her no matter what I did I dont think there would be much satisfaction. Hmmm a marrow perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, have seen alsorts, one with literally about 30 pencils in there, hair spray cans, recal seeing one was like a magic trick produced a gold chain! X

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

I went to a BDSM night at a club once and a woman had a can of held firmly in her fanny from which she was pouring drinks for people It's a bit S&M / fetish I suppose, so I'm sure some people like it. There's an American porn star who does "extreme insertions", too, and I think she uses very large things like baseball bats. There's room for everybody in the Garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use mine to turn my TV on and to turn it off again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

Wouldn't want to follow that.....would be like throwing a carrot up an entry!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find big insertions fascinating, so I don't mind them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a vase once! Wouldnt like to think about if the flowers were still in it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good cucumber insertion

Seen a few people using glass bottles! Are these people crazy or what???

Dianne x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

Is this Mr posting? Can't see the pic on your profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

Is this Mr posting? Can't see the pic on your profile...

It's a pic I've seen, not one we have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my favorites is a butternut squash.

Aubergines have a bit more give, and they are smoother. A Bramley apple is a good challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to a BDSM night at a club once and a woman had a can of held firmly in her fanny from which she was pouring drinks for people It's a bit S&M / fetish I suppose, so I'm sure some people like it. There's an American porn star who does "extreme insertions", too, and I think she uses very large things like baseball bats. There's room for everybody in the Garden!"

The amazing ty. She is an alien, that's the only explanation. I saw her take a cock in her euretha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

Can you imagine the rust on them.

On other sites I have seen a porn star with knives in both holes, handles first and big blades stuck out. "

If you look harder you can find photographs of knives inserted in to holes (carefully) blade first.

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

Yes, that's right, The Amazing Ty! She's bizarre, she's really chatty to her viewers and then she sticks these enormous things up her fanny in what I find to be quite a non-sexual way. It really can't be any good for her! Of course the Germans are quite into it as well, with their "double fisting" movies. As I said it's a bit too BDSM for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, that's right, The Amazing Ty! She's bizarre, she's really chatty to her viewers and then she sticks these enormous things up her fanny in what I find to be quite a non-sexual way. It really can't be any good for her! Of course the Germans are quite into it as well, with their "double fisting" movies. As I said it's a bit too BDSM for me."
3 litre bottle of ,"holidays are cumming ,Holidays are cumming"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I like fisting movies, especially the homemade amateur ones. But as soon as I see the word German in the title, I know its going to be cold and clinical. And with bad makeup. Why do they seem intent on trying to fist without any visible means of lubrication?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Insertion pics are a big turn-on for me; it's about the woman showing us all how horny she is feeling, and where she is finding her relief. And as we all know, men love visual stimulation.

The most extreme pics are straddling a gearstick or corner bedpost

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

Although I never met her myself, I'm told that there was a well-known working girl in Manchester who could do the bedpost trick - and also a man's foot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just seen one with a can of one cal spray ! She must be on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is someone down my way with a hammer and pliers (handle ends) stuck up hers

They must have run out of tool belts at B&Q

Improvisation at it's finest

*sneaks off to hide hammer photo

Oh don't do that, it's a cracker!

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