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The equasion of women!!

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore

woman = time + money

2. "Time is money" so time = money, therefore

woman = money x money

OR

woman = (money)2

3. Money is the route of all problems

money = square route of problems

4. Conclusion

woman = problems

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Thank goodness that was posted by a woman or there would be uproar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never think a thing like that

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"Thank goodness that was posted by a woman or there would be uproar"

Was sent to me in an email - and I just thought it was funny :D

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

most women i know say they are not intrested in money.its just coincidence,they fell in love,with an ugly git,with money.so i would say the equation is.

man-looks x money=women.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

A friend of mine says that the worse thing you can give a woman is .... a choice.

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By *looboxMan
over a year ago

Fleet

When it comes to a womans sympathy, it is traded in return for all the sordid detail. How else would the grapevine survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The money/woman equation is best answered by the following ultimate laddish tale that tells of the night when a waiter delivering champagne to George Best's hotel room saw thousands of pounds of casino winnings and the current Miss World both arranged tastefully on the bed.

The scene prompted the legendary question: "Mr Best, where did it all go wrong?"

Years later, when reflecting on his lifestyle, "I spent 90% of my money on women, drink and fast cars. The rest I wasted."

Women are attracted to power, money is a by product of power, therefore it can be viewed by some that the money is what attracts the women, but it isn't, it's simply a bonus.

David Mellor is a recognised ugly bastard but look at the women he had fawning over him. He couldn't have pulled in a brothel if he wasn't who he was.

And lastly, Peter Crouch was famously asked what he'd be if he wasn't a famous, young & rich footballer, and he replied, "A virgin!"

Or maybe not, if today's papers are anything to go by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain't life a bitch?"


"1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore

woman = time + money

2. "Time is money" so time = money, therefore

woman = money x money

OR

woman = (money)2

3. Money is the route of all problems

money = square route of problems

4. Conclusion

woman = problems

"

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

1. To find a woman you need time and money"

Time to go shopping for shoes

Money for shoes

Problem?

Give her your credit card and sit and watch the footie in peace!

NO problem!

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By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"

1. To find a woman you need time and money

Time to go shopping for shoes

Money for shoes

Problem?

Give her your credit card and sit and watch the footie in peace!

NO problem!

"

I knew if I posted it on here someone clever would find the solution to the conclusion :D

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

money,money,makes the world go round.

the same way,that money

makes the girls go down.

thought these lyrics apropriate.

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