Invent a New Sex Position.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Maybe with a Festive Theme......

I've gone to put the duvet cover on and Dyson the boudoir.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lick torso from chin to crotch .. And jiggle balls all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa's little helper. ..

get a luverly lady to get you all excited then get her to half roll a red condom on your prized possession making it look like Santa's hat.

now wait...as your anticipation falters and you get all flaccid. ..feel the festive spirit as they point at you laughing Ho Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was heavily pregnant with my 3rd son we had to get creative to get near each other to have sex (my ex wasn't the biggest of guys down there), anyway somehow we ended up bum to bum (like when dogs get stuck together but the top one comes off) and he was inside me, no idea how we managed it and never tried it again, was funny though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I'm amazed at the positions we end up in when the passion kicks in lol, never thought of naming them though. How about the reverse scorpion with a half twist .... 'You been stung' lol

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