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By *afadao OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines

I have come to learn that the posters on these forums are lovely, thoughtful generous, kind-hearted folk. To that end I thought I'd post my Christmas gift list nice and early so to save you a crush a month from now. I'm also thoughtful.

Not all of these gifts are expensive, indeed perhaps the best things are free - so please have a look and see what you might be able to help with.

Thanking you kindly.

1. Jeans 36" inside leg. Waist TBC privately.

2. Extra strong dimplex dart flights

3. A new centre half to pass on to Arsene Wenger

4. Two Fs for a MFF

5. Tom Kerridge's Best Ever Dishes book

6. Tom Kerridge's best ever dishes

7. Three Fs for a MFFF

8. A reality check

9. A new defensive midfielder to pass on to Arsene Wenger

10. Seven swans-a-swimming

11. A nice bottle of something red and French

12. Toothpaste tube wringer

13. Peace and goodwill

Drop me a line and I shall send you the delivery address. Ho! Ho! Ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sort out number 11. Where shall I send your Jus de tomate ?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i can sort number 12

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Il go halters on number 4 you can supply the other F lol...I know it sounds a bit mean making you get half your own Christmas present but I'd still need to pay for a flight to get there... HO HO HO merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the last one if I promise not to see THAT special song too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the last one if I promise not to see THAT special song too early "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do 8.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

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By *afadao OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed "

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas "
I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just reserved a table at The Hand and Flowers for my brother.

Great ideas, thanks.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

How about a BJ? Going shopping in the crowds is too much hassle!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Have you already received the M for 4 and 7 ?

Has Santa come early.

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By *afadao OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"Have you already received the M for 4 and 7 ?

Has Santa come early. "

I am the M. And Santa always comes early, that's why he doesn't get many meets.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've already given you number 8. You want something else as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy "

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be ....

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By *afadao OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"I've already given you number 8. You want something else as well?

"

Yes please, I have a whole draw of number 8s now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... "
OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm still trying to work out how to wrap a BJ and get it down a chimney

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've already given you number 8. You want something else as well?

Yes please, I have a whole draw of number 8s now"

Ok, I'll find your darty things. I'll drop them over on Christmas Eve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy "

Can't you try bribing me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me? "

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?"

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want .... "

what do you propose I do about it

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

All over 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

what do you propose I do about it "

Think rapidly else I sing ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

what do you propose I do about it

Think rapidly else I sing .... "

no hugs and drinks for you next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

what do you propose I do about it

Think rapidly else I sing ....

no hugs and drinks for you next time "

Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

what do you propose I do about it

Think rapidly else I sing ....

no hugs and drinks for you next time

Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe "

shhhhhhhhh I think everyone has forgotten

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By *afadao OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

what do you propose I do about it

Think rapidly else I sing ....

no hugs and drinks for you next time

Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe

shhhhhhhhh I think everyone has forgotten "

Will you two get a bloody room? Hang on, that's number 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for your list I've just bought jay something off it that I didn't know existed

Ahem, I don't think you've quite grasped the notion here. Bloody Jay ruining my Christmas I was going to get you number 13 grumpy

I offered number 13 first but if my kind offer wasn't accepted I might as well sing .... It's be .... OOOOOOOO get back in the box it's weeks away yet for you Missy

Can't you try bribing me?

Have I got something you want, I think it is you that has the beautiful shawl off my wifey mmm perhaps I could offer a MP?

I have a scarf ... And u know what I want ....

what do you propose I do about it

Think rapidly else I sing ....

no hugs and drinks for you next time

Bet u do as u fall to the floor - hehe

shhhhhhhhh I think everyone has forgotten

Will you two get a bloody room? Hang on, that's number 4"

I offered u peace and goodwill hours ago and you ignored me!! Now NOW when I find someone that wants to talk to me you wanna muscle in .... Pfffft wasn't good enough earlier ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I could swing by with a number 11....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If No 14 is Ninja Turtle socks give me a shout as Ive just stocked up

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By *afadao OP   Man
over a year ago

Staines


"If No 14 is Ninja Turtle socks give me a shout as Ive just stocked up "

A mind reader!! Really useful skill to have when playing Santa

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