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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how the fook do you open 'em to put your stuff in?

Kate picks them up, shakes 'em, and she's away.

Me, well I'm well fooked

No matter how I try I can't open the fookers I always end up calling an assistant over, and they always give you that "you dumb fuck" look

Please tell me it isn't only me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"how the fook do you open 'em to put your stuff in?

Kate picks them up, shakes 'em, and she's away.

Me, well I'm well fooked

No matter how I try I can't open the fookers I always end up calling an assistant over, and they always give you that "you dumb fuck" look

Please tell me it isn't only me "
ok i wont tell you its just you but you know it is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not used a carrier bag in years got a funky shopping bag and shopping trolley lol (not just for grannies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not used a carrier bag in years got a funky shopping bag and shopping trolley lol (not just for grannies)"

I want one of those shopping trolley things but Grai wont let me says I'll look like a granny...or maybe he's scared he'll look older :P

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

you dumb fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not used a carrier bag in years got a funky shopping bag and shopping trolley lol (not just for grannies)"

My teens threatened to disown me if I bought one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is definitely not you - I am exactly the same, I stand there for ages trying to get the sodding things open. Ive tried shaking them, rolling them between my hands, trying to rip a little bit at the top in order to prise the handles apart, it doesnt work - drives me bloody mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how the fook do you open 'em to put your stuff in?

Kate picks them up, shakes 'em, and she's away.

Me, well I'm well fooked

No matter how I try I can't open the fookers I always end up calling an assistant over, and they always give you that "you dumb fuck" look

Please tell me it isn't only me "

Me as well Jack, it's a Womans thing anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have any problems lol sorry xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

me thinks op if far from dumb ... getting a young checkout chick to help him ..... hmmmmm !! methinks its a deliberate ploy heheh !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me thinks op if far from dumb ... getting a young checkout chick to help him ..... hmmmmm !! methinks its a deliberate ploy heheh !!! "

wont work for me their all Male where I shop

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

best thing is to take a ruck-sack in with you which is what i do if i take a walk into town for a small shop,but if i am in the car and use the supermarket bloody bags i always as the assistant to open for me!,(well nearly always,but it is a good way to chat to the pretty ones!),as the asssistants can open them so easy and know that we poor blokes always struggle so i allow them a bit of fun at my expense but i am getng better at opening the bloody thing!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

should be part of the aptitude test for an astronaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres some real nice ones I got mine off the market. I dont drive and since tesco took over local rainbow they have a block on shopping trolleys so cant nick them and not paying for taxis and looks weird pushing empty pushchair.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"how the fook do you open 'em to put your stuff in?

Kate picks them up, shakes 'em, and she's away.

Me, well I'm well fooked

No matter how I try I can't open the fookers I always end up calling an assistant over, and they always give you that "you dumb fuck" look

Please tell me it isn't only me "

I asked this very question in Morrisons today - checkout assistant opened half a dozen of the damn things while I struggled with 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Ireland you have to pay for plastic bags.... 0.27c no matter what shop your in.....

It's to deter littering.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still think bring back cardboard boxes at supermarkets great idea fill them up and load yr boot up and great for recycling or reusing.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I have loads of the ones you get at tesco etc, the hefty cloth ones....I don't drive either ...not sure what I am going to do when out and need to but stuff once the twins no longer use the double buggy..lol...it has 3 handles to hang stuff on.Think I am going to have to go the rucksack route.Of course for the major weekly shop I get it delivered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not used a carrier bag in years got a funky shopping bag and shopping trolley lol (not just for grannies)

I want one of those shopping trolley things but Grai wont let me says I'll look like a granny...or maybe he's scared he'll look older :P"

Quite right too. You'll be wanting a blue rinse next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how the fook do you open 'em to put your stuff in?

Kate picks them up, shakes 'em, and she's away.

Me, well I'm well fooked

No matter how I try I can't open the fookers I always end up calling an assistant over, and they always give you that "you dumb fuck" look

Please tell me it isn't only me "

Get one of them big blue Ikea bags. You can get ALL your shopping in it and the women always look mightily pissed off when you strut out of the shop holding just one bag when they're struggling with six!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how the fook do you open 'em to put your stuff in?

Kate picks them up, shakes 'em, and she's away.

Me, well I'm well fooked

No matter how I try I can't open the fookers I always end up calling an assistant over, and they always give you that "you dumb fuck" look

Please tell me it isn't only me "

You're not alone brother. And I get stressed when the shoppings backing up on the conveyor and I can't open the slippery buggers and the next person has only got two items and they'll be waiting to get through in a minute and no I don't want help with my fuckin' packing and come on I can do this it's onlya fuckin' plastic bag and I'm blowing and rubbing and the wine has just been knocked over by tub of butter and no I still don't want any help with the bastarding packing and no, sorry, there's no need for security and what? a fucking club card? I haven't even packed me fuckin' crumpets yet and...................

Shit I'll have to go for a lie down now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get one of them big blue Ikea bags. You can get ALL your shopping in it and the women always look mightily pissed off when you strut out of the shop holding just one bag when they're struggling with six! "

Strut.... I didn't see you as a strutting kinda guy

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

we always take our old second hand bags to the supermarket and recycle them

we havent tried to open a new bag since 1993

if we keep burning fosil fuels to make carrier bags , the sea will rise 8 metres

what will become of us then !

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

When they ask you if you are OK to pack - say NO. Then get them to pack for you.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

They reckon One disposable baby nappy is equivalent to twenty plastic carrier bags in landfill terms, a young family that does a weekly shop and gets seven or eight plastic carrier bags from the supermarket has little impact on the planet compared to the Forty disposable nappies a week they use for their baby.

They would have to get Eight hundred plastic carrier bags a week from Tesco's to equal the nappies they are dumping in their bins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they ask you if you are OK to pack - say NO. Then get them to pack for you."

No can do. It's a pride thang. That and Packing OCD!!! I have to pack the shopping in cupboard/fridge/shelf order. Sad. But true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, have to agree with the packing OCS. One bag for fridge, another for freezer and one for bathroom cleaner stuff etc. ALWAYS pack crisps and bread last so they do not get crushed. Have re usable bags coming out of my ears, sadly they have not yet learned how to walk to my car and I always forget them grrrr. At least I dont use disposable baby nappies to bring my shopping home with lol!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh no, have to agree with the packing OCS. One bag for fridge, another for freezer and one for bathroom cleaner stuff etc. ALWAYS pack crisps and bread last so they do not get crushed. Have re usable bags coming out of my ears, sadly they have not yet learned how to walk to my car and I always forget them grrrr. At least I dont use disposable baby nappies to bring my shopping home with lol!"
Shag more lol

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