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How far do you go for your Christmas tree?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have a family day out to delemere Forrest on the second Sunday of December to get our tree, quite a few miles away mind but always reminds me of the Griswalds going to get there's, although the trees are already cut down for us to pick, probably about 25 miles away from ours, anyone go further or settle for B&Q or any other local garden centre?

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

I go as far as the loft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go as far as the loft "

my 6ft pre lit tree is in my daughters bedroom cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha nothing beats the smell of a real tree though

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I go about 10 metres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went as far as the kitchen and ordered my first real Christmas tree. In a fortnight I have to hope I have room for a 7ft tree and the kittens and kids leave it alone.

What do I need to put it up when it gets here?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"I go as far as the loft "

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I go all the way to under my stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupboard in the spare room, I can't be doing with a real tree and besides as my kids are grown up, I no-longer decorate the house as I did when they were small plus I often work Christmas Day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go as far as the loft "

I wish I did. The OH insists on a real tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went as far as the kitchen and ordered my first real Christmas tree. In a fortnight I have to hope I have room for a 7ft tree and the kittens and kids leave it alone.

What do I need to put it up when it gets here? "

Cut an inch off the trunk (bottom) then put it in a stand that holds water, if it's a Norwegian spruce which is what we get it shouldn't drop too many needles of the Xmas period, just remember to keep the water topped up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went as far as the kitchen and ordered my first real Christmas tree. In a fortnight I have to hope I have room for a 7ft tree and the kittens and kids leave it alone.

What do I need to put it up when it gets here?

Cut an inch off the trunk (bottom) then put it in a stand that holds water, if it's a Norwegian spruce which is what we get it shouldn't drop too many needles of the Xmas period, just remember to keep the water topped up."

It does amuse me how many fuckwits get electicuted watering real trees with lights on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went as far as the kitchen and ordered my first real Christmas tree. In a fortnight I have to hope I have room for a 7ft tree and the kittens and kids leave it alone.

What do I need to put it up when it gets here?

Cut an inch off the trunk (bottom) then put it in a stand that holds water, if it's a Norwegian spruce which is what we get it shouldn't drop too many needles of the Xmas period, just remember to keep the water topped up.

It does amuse me how many fuckwits get electicuted watering real trees with lights on."

Well if the pour the water from the top of the tree yes, but I usually pour it straight in to the stand, never heard of anyone being shocked from watering their Xmas tree, well round here anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go as far as the loft "

yip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went as far as the kitchen and ordered my first real Christmas tree. In a fortnight I have to hope I have room for a 7ft tree and the kittens and kids leave it alone.

What do I need to put it up when it gets here?

Cut an inch off the trunk (bottom) then put it in a stand that holds water, if it's a Norwegian spruce which is what we get it shouldn't drop too many needles of the Xmas period, just remember to keep the water topped up.

It does amuse me how many fuckwits get electicuted watering real trees with lights on."

Thank you

I dont think im sticking lights on the tree (no plug socket near it) so I wont be the fool who electrocutes herself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go as far as the loft

yip"

likewise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back garden. We've had a mini one in a pot for years . It's really cute

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

My garage.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

the hall cupboard! Artificial one here too.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

The cellar. Never had a real one, so don't feel like I'm missing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to my spare room cupboard and pull the box out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the shed

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By *1paljungMan
over a year ago

Richmond

As nearby as possible as they are more cumbersome than you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The loft

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine is in the attic, we used to have real ones but they can be a bit disappointing and a pain in the ass when the needles drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trees are for life, not just for xmas. I couldn't kill a real one.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I went to John Lewis

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

or more accurately, the John Lewis van driver came to me...

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